Show Open
• 70’s Acid PSA, with a woman who took acid and had a hot dog talk to her
• Talk about post show meeting yesterday afternoon, a conference call with XM suits in DC. Op says he loves that Jimmy is a pain in the ass at the meetings, and it’s to the point where the DC people are hinting they don’t want Jimmy at the meetings.
• Switch to talking about Laci Petersen’s mom, Sharon on the stand during the Scott Petersen sentencing phase.
She shouted at Scott, “Divorce is always an option, not murder”, which of course caught Ant’s attention. He points out that for a lot of guys that is not an option at all.
• Caller – Divorced twice, and was screwed even though he started the divorce proceedings. Op asks how come there aren’t lawyers out there aren’t fighting this, Ant says it’s the judges, who make their mind up before even hearing the case. He talks about being in court, trying to explain that his ex wife was not responsible for him being in radio, and that it didn’t matter to the judge. He says her lawyer (fat Dominic Barbara) wanted him to pay even if she died. Then he talks about not remembering his wedding date on the stand. Ant says he couldn’t be dragged into another marriage with guns to his head.
• More “What Would you do for a My-Fi
• *Promo Alert* - On Friday’s show, Cherry Darts. A porn star will be coming in, and the first 50 listeners will throw cherries with whip cream at her ass. Closest to the “bulls eye” wins. They get distracted by Tom Brokaw crying on TV. Back to the contest, Op says the first 25 that show up will get a shot.
• Brother Joe song into break
Break
• Trucker calls in to talk about getting wowed.
• Caller suggests that the people in studio should be matched up with people all over the country, so that people outside NY have a chance.
• Comic, Larry the Cable guy, in Studio. Op says he is the biggest guest they have had since coming to XM. He does some of his act. He says the worst crowds to perform in front of are rich white liberals.
• FU Line into break.
Break
• More With Larry the Cable Guy, talking about being on radio stations with jocks that don’t get it. He explains how he got his name.
• They talk about the left, and how fake Hollywood is when it comes to causes. Jimmy brings up an article for Pat Sajak about a filmmaker killed for making a film about Islam. They also mention Barbara Streisand, and what she says on her website(Jimmy says “She has a Flintstone record player nose”)
• Larry talks about the airport; that they need to start racial profiling. He tells a story of being pulled out of a line post 9/11, while four Muslim men were not pulled out, because the security didn’t want to offend them.
• America “Fuck Yeah” into break.
Break
• Ant talks about having to get a haircut after the show. He says he hates having his hair washed by a man, because it makes him all uptight. They ask him how much it costs, and he says its $130, but it’s only every 3 months.
• Retard News Clip – Rob Reiner singing with the All in the Family theme with the retards
• Instant feedback, pointing out that Ben says “Insane”, “Crazy” and “Nuts” after everything he says.
• Don Imus News – Being sued by an ex-nanny.
• Caller – Didn’t like Larry the Cable Guy
• Anthony talks about the Sally Struthers Ads, with the starving kids. He says that is the loudest commercial on TV at night. Jimmy says that it’s bad, because you have to turn down the TV to jerk off *ding-ding*.
• Ant tells an Instant Feedback listener to go fuck himself, because he tries to compare Ant to Streisand because of his expensive haircuts. Ant explains that he gets a robe while getting his haircut; Op says Ant has lost him with that one.
• WDIL
December 1st 2004 – “Can I say Macaroni Salad on the Radio?”
