Show Open
Duck Job/Caddyshack Clips over the Rage Music
• Op says its cold as hell in the studio
• Op starts talking about the “drunk” security guard downstairs. He says he almost had a problem with him yesterday. Ant says that he now has a relationship with him. Op’s card wasn’t working and he was panicking at having to deal with the guy, but Eric Hawkman came in and saved him.
• Caller calls in to saw the security guard was black – turns out he is in fact white
• Op talks about Ben saying that he has a new cleaning lady. Steve brought in porno for everybody, and they all took them home. Ben had the cleaning lady over, and forgot to hide his porn.
They started talking about gonzo porn, and Steve and Jimmy show their vast knowledge of porn.
• Back to cleaning, they talk about the cleaning ladies that they have.
• Brother Joe song into break
Break
• Back from break, Ant talks about the recording studio that Eminem started in being sold.
• They talk about the interview yesterday. They say they didn’t slam the girls because they were nice.
• ***Promo Alert*** - Eggnog competition for a My-Fi tomorrow
• An FU instant feedback about people not being able to say “Merry Christmas”. Op says he doesn’t understand it at all. They talk about all the other pseudo-Christmas celebrations, like Kwanzaa, Hanukkah. Then they talk about how Mother’s/Father’s Day is not celebrated in a school anymore. They talk about how a vocal minority always seems to get things changed, because they are the ones that write the letters, complain, etc.
• They talk about the FCC saying that they will not try to regulate satellite radio, despite a request from the owner of a radio station.
• Caller says he hopes they get the sexy back in the show today.
• Caller – calls in with a story about a woman wowing him in a car.
• Caller – talks about making a “Chester Reloaded” game, similar to the JFK game, which reenacts the events that led to Ant’s mom in law’s dog Chester being kicked.
• Let’s Get Retarded. Pt 1 - Marion, ½ of the Retarded Laverne and Shirley calls in to wish them a Merry Christmas. She says she can’t come see them because Lady Di doesn’t have any money. She says that she might come to the MyFi contest tomorrow.
• “Green Poopies” from the Demented world CD
• Caller – Wants to know if Jimmy is in GTA San Andreas. He says that one of the officers sounds like Jimmy, but it’s Chris Penn who does the voice. Jimmy mentions that Jay Mohr does the best impression of Chris Penn. Op says he hears that Jay listens to the show, and he will call in soon.
• Op mentions that GTA won best game of the year at the Spike video Game awards show. Ant says he was watching it, and Snoop was hosting – Ant says he has no more street cred, because he is becoming a shill for advertising anything.
Op also mentions that Halo 2 won best first person game. Ant says that’s BS, the only reason it got the award is because Ron Perlman (who is in the game) was there.
• *** Teaser Alert *** - Triple H coming on the show next.
• Dru Boogie O&A promo remix/ FU Line into break
Break
• Triple H in studio. Op says that he shook Triple H’s hand and got a wet handshake. They start talking about getting wet handshakes from the fans, and now they just go for the fist.
• HHH talks about his exercise book, and getting married to Stephanie McMahon. He tells them how quiet and nervous he was when he had dinner with the family the first time.
• Op says they don’t watch wrestling anymore, and asks Triple H to update them on what’s going on in wrestling now. They talk about Brock Lesner, who left to play football and go injured without ever playing. Triple H also talks about injuring his quad.
• He talks about Blade: Trinity. He says that Wesley Snipes was a dick to everyone except him, for obvious reasons
• Caller – asks about the Chyna video. Triple H starts talking about how she was so big, and now she is selling a home porno video and how sad that is. This segues into them talking about wrestlers who leave thinking they will become big, but always fail.
• Caller – asks about Goldberg. Triple H explains what happened, and that now he and Goldberg are cool now.
• Caller – asks what Triple H thinks of the fan sites that give away the ending of the matches. This reminds Ant of when an instant feedback ruined Sixth Sense for him telling him that Bruce Willis was dead throughout the whole movie.
• They ask him if he is still allowed to spank girls, but he says Stephanie gave him the “talk” before he came in about spanking, since he was known for doing that on the old show. He also asks about the Wiffleball bat challenge. They bring in the girl that they had brought in to get spanked by Triple H. She quickly gets naked. Since Triple H is not allowed to spank her, Jimmy ends up being the one to do the spanking. Triple H comments that Jimmy looks like sloth from the Goonies.
They try to think of other stuff for her to do, eventually they settle on trying to get her to have an orgasm on air. Her boyfriend comes in the studio to “assist” her with some good ol’ finger banging, first on her back then doggy style for the grand finale. Triple H plugs his book, and a book signing later today before leaving.
• “Ding, fries are done” into break
Break
• Back from break, Ant says he forgot how much fun it is to have Triple H in the studio. Op says he is a true friend unlike other people who forgot them once they got kicked off
• Caller – wants to know if Opie dumped (yes), did Anthony get his wizard robe (no), Jimmy got a paycheck yet (no). Ant says his profile for his character Jhax is now up on the Everquest website.
• Caller – Says he needs a cigarette after the girl in studio. Op says that Ben was freaking out in the studio with the sex stuff, because he is now the one responsible for what goes on in the studio. Jimmy starts doing his Ben impression, talking about Ben and his rumors.
• Caller – asks how good the girl’s lips were. Jimmy says they were nice and fat. Op says he hates to see a girl like that get fouled, because she is all cute and nice now, but fast forward 5 years and she will be all messed up.
• Ant brings up Steppin Out magazine, in which Jimmy has a little joke column known as “Norton’s Nonsense”. Ant reads one of the corny jokes. Jimmy says he has nothing to do with picking the jokes, he is just glad to have his website plug there. Jackie used to do it, and they just asked him to put his name there.
• Big Butt “Mendi Teats” an old friend of the show calls in.
They talk about what she used to do for the show, like putting a beer can in her snatch and having people drinking from it. She says she is doing real estate now, Jimmy asks if they ask her how big a house is, does she say it is twice her size. Op asks her how many houses she has sold, and then hangs up on her midsentence.
• Plays the “Mendi” song into break.
Break
• Back from break, they talk about the contest tomorrow. Op asks Steve if they are making sure that the contestants will not be waiting in the cold, Steve says that he met with master Po for an hour and a half to discuss it – Op can’t believe that. Steve is interrupted twice by his theme song and “The Internet is for Porn”. Steve says that it’s because of Po’s military background that is why he is so detailed. Jimmy starts doing Full metal Jacket.
• Caller – wants to know what the numbers are for the people signing up – Op says it’s “a lot”.
• Caller – says he went to a strip club, and banged three strippers that he paid for.
• Op plays random stuff that was sent in. He says they usually screen this stuff before the show, but they didn’t so he is going to test them out on air:
- Rap song “Big Ass Titties”
- Christmas song sung to “Connor” – supposed to be a Petersen song, but no one gets the reference. SEXHOAGIE writes in and tells them it’s from a site where you type in a name and the name is inserted in a song.
- Lacy Petersen song (didn’t catch the name, but it was awful). Jimmy asks why they haven’t had any of the singers on the phone to interview.
- Another Lacy Petersen song
- “Remembering Lacy” - the song they played before. The last part where the guy says the Lacy-Connor Star, Ant says it should be the Lacy-Connor reef.
• Op reads a story about four men that got scared off by audio from Grand Theft Auto.
• They start ragging on Ben, to the tune of the Remembering Lacey song.
• “The Spongebob Lacy Petersen Song”
• Let’s Get Retarded Pt 2 – Lady Di calls in to wish them Merry Christmas. They ask her if she has been looking for a job, and she says yes she has – but she can’t tell them exactly where she has been looking. They ask her about the guy who punched her in her face, she says once again it was because she fell, and Ant catches her lying. Marion calls in to say that Lady Di is looking for a job. They play their song and cut them off.
• They talk about the My Fi contest tomorrow, Op says it’s gonna be a good show.
• WDIL
- Caller: He promos Jimmy’s upcoming show at the downtown
- Caller: Learned that Jimmy’s cleaning guy is retarded and hops on one foot.
- Caller: Learned that Ben’s Phone is his fingernail...crazy, insane
Program Complete
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December 16th 2004 – “Dude, it’s triple H…crazy, insane”
