Show Open (Audio of WABC anchors arguing over the Rage Music)
• Off the bat, Op talks about the horrible cold weather here in NYC.
• Anthony update – his guests have left. He says he was at home with the husband and the 7 year old, watching a movie and the 7 year old picked his nose and wiped it on his couch. Ant says he will now have to throw the whole couch out. Op talks about his couch, and that there are stains on his couch that he doesn’t know where they come from
• Caller – talks about the fact the kids probably left boogers all over the house.
• Ant says his girl was freaking over the kids touching stuff with their “meat hands”, because she is a vegetarian. He says that he and she are the most selfish people when it comes to their personal space. He also says the kid was watching him play 1942 on the computer.
• Op reminds everybody that it is “Whip em out Wednesday”.
• Ant asks where Jimmy is, Op says he should be here any minute.
• Op promos Ralphie May coming up on the show later today. He also says they are trying to start a new thing, checking the front pages of other cities to see what they are talking about – but they haven’t been able to find any other papers online besides Boston and Philly.
• LA Team news argument audio into break
Break
• Back from break, Op welcomes Jimmy in. Jimmy says he is getting sick.
• Caller – WOW story
• Front Page Headlines – they talk about the NY newspapers talking about the freezing weather, and two people that died.
Op says that’s just the “thinning” of the herd. On the cover of the NY Post, they talk about Mike Piazza being engaged to a “Baywatch” chick.
• Ant brings up the fact that since Bush won the election, all the terror alerts seems to have died down, and that Bush isn’t on the news all the time talking about terrorism.
• They also talk about the newest Airbus plane, which is the largest plane ever built.
• They talk about a seeing eye dog at a basketball game that defecated on the court, and Ant brings up a retarded girl that was *****
• They mention Brad Pitt’s picture in the papers, and talk about how easy it is for him to get box after his breakup.
• Audio of newscasters talking about the cold
• Jimmy points out that one of the people that died was a nanny. Ant says he can’t figure out why they haven’t invented some sort of futuristic warm clothes at this point.
• They talk about American Idol (audio coming next).
Break
• Ant says that break was the shortest break ever.
• The show received an award – “Newsmakers” of the year (Op rips the certificate up). Ant tells the publisher that he can go “Fuck Himself”, because the letter was only addressed to Opie.
• Audio from Celebrity Fit Club, of Mia Tyler. They discuss larger women and people that find them sexy. They also say that Mia sounds very bitchy.
Break
• They talk about the chick from “Meet the Fockers” being in Playboy. Ant says he was “eh” on the pictures, and that because she had kids he would prefer not to see her in there. Jimmy and Op disagree, and they say they like it. The issue also has the “Girls of Fear Factor”, which they look at.
• They talk about how Carrot Top is in good shape. Jimmy says that he was miserable after watching how in shape Joe Rogan was when he was on tough Crowd.
• American Idol audio of the horrible auditions. Opie and Jimmy say that Simon Cowell’s shtick is getting old. They also say that a lot of people come on the show trying to be the next William Hung.
• Audio of Ant’s mom singing & Retards singing time of my life into break
Break
• Jimmy talks about Buckley’s, which he says is the best thing to help deal with the cold.
Op says he is amazed how Jimmy knows all the stuff to take when you are sick. Ant says he just loves good old Nyquil. They talk about Jay Mohr being addicted to Nyquil.
• Ralphie May in studio. He talks about the weather, and they start talking about the weather over the country. They bring up Celebrity Fit Club.
Ralphie May says that it was a lot easier than Last Comic Standing. He tells the story of his dad dying before appearing on Last Comic. Ralphie says that he liked Mia, even though everyone thinks that she is a bitch. They talk about Wendy the Snapple girl. He also talks about working out and how much weight he's lost. They also hint as to what happened on the show that they can’t talk about, which Jimmy responsibly cuts short.
• FU Line into Break
Break
• They play the audio of Chyna sleeping for Ralphie.
• Tom from New Orleans calls in. He talks about this guy in New Orleans that was killed by two bouncers. They also talk about the incident with the “Blowjob Queen” and trying to have her give a guy a BJ on the radio. Op cuts him off at the end
• They show Ralphie video of Chyna’s clit. They start talking about how Jimmy’s likes that, and what is unattractive about women’s piercing. Ralphie tells them a Tsunami joke he has.
• Caller – has a Tsunami Joke *crash*
• They start talking about the Tsunami. Ralphie May talks about going over there to Thailand.
• They are distracted by something that Ben hands them, which is their agenda for DC. This just sends them crazy, because apparently they have them scheduled to have meetings all the way from the end of the show until 9:00 pm. Jimmy says there is now way he will be a part of these meetings. They start reading the agenda. The best part is that they have scheduled a 3 hour meeting for Jim with HR for sensitivity training. Ant starts changing the agenda. Jimmy says that if they think that he will be there, they are “fucking crazy”. Ben makes the mistake of telling them that he has something funny to say. * cue the laughter*
Break
• Op reiterates that anything besides talking about the show is a waste of time when they are in Washington. Ant says after lunch, he has no intention of being in the XM building. They continue to talk about how ridiculous all these meetings are, all the way to show end
Program Complete
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January 19th 2005 – “Sensitivity Training?”
