Live from DC – Day # 2
Show Open
• Op points out that it is WOW, but it’s all windy and rainy this morning in DC. Ben came in and said that he bought an umbrella from the hotel. Ant says he made an adjustment in his room – he removed a fish eye mirror that looked like the one that was in “The Ring” and it was freaking him out. Op says his room has a shower has shower curtains that are too short.
• Op says he wants to say that they are all a collection of assholes and misfits. The reason is that they had a meeting after the show yesterday with the “A” tech team at XM, but Ant and Jimmy spent the whole meeting staring at Ben’s hog and laughing. Ant says it got to the point where the guys in the meeting got pissed. Ben says he can’t even look at Jimmy during the meetings because he is always just making him laugh. Ant tells a story about getting lunch at the cafeteria, and seeing stuffed peppers which Jimmy called “the Petersen boy”. They also talk about their meetings with Elo, and that there are big things coming up for XM.
• Op brings up the recording session they had after the show, to record the intros that will be playing during the “Worst Ofs” for the two weeks off. Ant’s mics is messed up and Jaime fixes the problem, and they rag on Steve because of how Jaime fixed it instantly.
• They try to play one of the recordings, but it’s so low it can’t be heard over the air. They realize after Eric and some of the instant feedbacks start pointing it out. Finally, they replay it and it comes over properly. The recording is of them doing an intro for the poker chip bit, and them joking about Master Po drinking.
• Jim Norton’s Sensitivity Handbook into break.
Break
• Op says that he heard that Master Po was freaking out because of the promo. Master Po is on the line (to his theme song) to say that he can’t understand why Jimmy was saying that he is driving drunk in that promo.
He says that the reason he was freaking out was because he has students that listen to the show – Op says that obviously he doesn’t have a sense of humor. Op goes on to say that if Master Po can’t take the joke, maybe they should just leave him off the show. Then he says that this is the last time that Po will be on the show, because it seems he can’t take the joke at all. They start playing the Hulk Music, along with the Arnold clips of “Stop Whining”.
• Caller – says that Master Po should suck it up because he is a black man that deals with the racial jokes. Ant says he is crazy, because they are awful.
• Caller – says that Master Po needs a 12-step program
• Master Po tries a joke *crash* - Op asks if that sound effect is from Master Po driving home. At the end, it seems like Master Po is cool now, and may not be off the show completely. Op says that it means that when he said the “O&A party rock” he was completely sober, which is unbelievable.
• Dee Dee joins them in studio, and they say she brought in a lot of stuff for them today.
• They play audio of Dee Dee when she worked at a DC station, with her talking about Shepard Smith. Ant talks about a story about Shepard Smith running over a coworker for a parking spot.
• Stalker Patti calls in to say that Master Po needs to have a sense of humor like she has. Op says they mess with Master Po, but with her they are being really serious. She says that she will be bringing in pictures of her from her orphan days. Op says the old misfits need to try harder, because they are discovering new misfits like Dee Dee. He also says that maybe they should just let Dee Dee take over for Stalker Patti, and that they will be letting her read from a porn magazine like Patti did. Ant reads a feedback saying that they should put a hiccup at the end of Master Po’s “O&A party rock”. Op says that they will be calling Dee Dee’s mom later, and letting her hear the Jimmy’s Mom call.
• Op says she also brought in newspaper clippings showing her looking like Amy Carter (daughter of ex-president Jimmy Carter).
• Caller – says that he loves Dee Dee’s voice.
• Caller – wants to know if Dee Dee has ever experimented with women. She says no, but “never say never”.
• Dee Dee talks about Martini Steve’s sleeveless shirt, and they bring him in. Steve talks about working out with Steve yesterday. Dee Dee says that she likes Steve’s tattoos.
• Dee Dee starts doing the news. She mispronounces golf as “gof” during a story about a golf instructor in trouble for peeping. This reminds Op of when he was in school, and being able to peep into the ladies room. She continues, and talks about the Minnesota school shooting.
Op and Ant say that they were discussing that before the show, and that its not getting a lot of coverage because the student and majority of the victims were American Indian.
• Op brings up the Barry Bonds story, and his claims that he might miss the season.
• Dru Boogie WOW song into break
Break
• Caller – says that Bonds retiring may have to do with him wanting to avoid steroid testing
• Audio – Bonds talking about how he is tired of the media.
• They talk about Bonds, and about how sportswriters are really scumbags. Op says it’s hard to have sympathy for Bonds when he is a millionaire, and living every kids dream. Ant remembers wanting to be an astronaut growing up and ending up knocking tin. Op says when he was growing up he was convinced he would be a basketball player, and he also remembers playing against the black school in high school and getting beaten badly.
• This segues into Jimmy remembering how when he was growing up he was a whigger. He says he is really embarrassed about that part of his life, and that at the time he was wearing Kangol hats and adidas shoes. He says he also listened to rap music, and Ant asks him if he used to break-dance – he says no but his friends did. Ant says he is sure no photoshops will be done *sarcastically*:
Jimmy also remembers going into the projects to buy crack, and almost getting robbed. He says he had a fur kangol hat, and that he wore it once during sex.
• Switch to talking about the Pat O’Brien story. Anthony says that people have sent in feedback saying that Imus gave them props on his show. He does a little Imus.
• They replay the Pat O’Brien audio, and Ant says this is Pat’s “taking the call from Mercurio” moment. Op says they will count how many times Pat says some of the things on the tape, like how fucking hot she is, that he wants to suck her tits and how many weird signals he gives her. In the final tally “You’re so fucking hot” wins with 9 times. Jimmy says he loves how Pat goes from dirty talk to normal talk. Ant says he is just finished now.
• Ant reads the update about Pat O’Brien in his entertainment voice. Turns out that there is also photograph of Pat O’Brien masturbating, and the picture is in the possession of his girlfriend’s ex husband.
• They say that they will try remixing the audio with music. They talk about letting the listeners mix the Pat O’Brien audio with any other audio, like Stalker Patti, or music.
• They discuss Tom Green supposedly calling in later in the show (he didn’t end up calling in), and the Boston show coming up after vacation. Ben talks about “Spaulding” from Caddy Shack who is his friend and will be on the show in Boston.
• “Sands through the Hourglass” – “Master Po – O&A Party Rock”
Break
• Op talks about WOW, and April being the month of WOW, and that they want ladies coming in to take WOW photos all through April.
• They talk about the Mad Mexican, and the fact that he was going to try and bring his dog in but couldn’t. Op says he wanted to kick the dog, not to hurt it just enough to annoy it.
• Jimmy talks about Robert Plant, and that he is hoping to get a picture with him.
• Dee Dee comes in to do more news. She tells a story about being in Las Vegas and getting married to a guy while being high on drugs and alcohol. It turned out that the guy had counterfeit money, which Dee Dee found out when she tried to deposit money in the bank. She says that she doesn’t have any memory of how she met the guy, or even how she got married because she was on crystal meth, alcohol and coke.
Ant says that Dee Dee just rocks, and Op says that the deeper they delve it seems like Dee Dee will give lil’ Jimmy a run for his money for dark stories. She gives more details about the story, saying that there was a lot of counterfeit money that the guy had. She says she will bring in pictures of the wedding and a copy of the wedding certificate next time they see her. Op say he feels better now, because he thought that they were responsible for corrupting Dee Dee, but its clear she was corrupted already.
• Ant wonders what other blackout stories she has. She tells another one, about working in Philly, and drinking and ending up in New Orleans. Op says she might be perfect for the show, because she can clearly be one of their misfits.
• She starts doing her news.
• Caller – says that Dee Dee is contradictory with her stories and her being horrified at Jimmy and his hookers.
• Ant asks Dee Dee how many times she has woken up in a strange bed after a blackout; she says that it was about 4 times. He also asks her about the weird places that she has woken up at; she says it was a detox center.
• Clip of Louis Black from the Daily Show, talking about Congress and the steroid in baseball hearings.
• Sands through the hourglass – “Ant’s list of disgusting things” into break
Break
• They talk about Robert Plant, and Op says that if he came in studio, that would probably freak him out like how Jimmy’s Ozzy interview was. They ask Ant who would freak him out, and he says that maybe an actor, like Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro. Ant remembers meeting Van Halen when they were in Boston, and this reminds Op of when they met Bon Jovi and heard that they were fans. They go back to talking about Plant, and that Jimmy is hoping for a picture. Op wants to talk about the discussion they had off air about Plant, but he doesn’t want to ruin Jimmy’s shot at the picture.
• Ant says that he is leaving at the end of the show, so he can catch the earliest train to NY
• They start talking about “Alpacas”, a type of llama that is selling in DC.
• Rob Dibble, of the baseball channel calls in. Because of the delay, they have to the “over” thing to talk to him. He talks about Barry Bonds, and the steroids issue. He brings up that Mark McGwire is a golfer, and Jimmy asks him are there a lot of “golfers” in baseball – Rob doesn’t get that it’s a show reference and not actually about real golfers. Op asks him about Terry Schiavo, and what he thinks. They thank for calling in.
• Op says that Dee Dee is coming back next, and Ben says that she will have a big announcement.
• Sands through the Hourglass – “Op’s lack of furniture”
Break
• Dee Dee back in studio. They get her mom on the phone. There is another audio problem, because over the air, all you can hear are the boys in studio, and not Dee Dee’s mom on the phone. They ask her about Dee Dee’s blackout and wedding to the English guy. Op stops her because the listeners start instant feedbacking that they can’t hear Dee Dee’s Mom. Finally, it is fixed so her Mom can be heard. They play the message that Jimmy’s Mom left for him for Dee Dee’s mom. They are interrupted by pictures being taken of them, and Op goes off because he doesn’t want any pictures taken.
Ben and Opie argue over the photo taking.
• The Mad Mexican joins the fray, with a gift for Jimmy.
• Op asks Ant to explain the whole picture thing – and Ant says that the reason is that they will not do pictures is because after the show they are exhausted once the show is finished. The photographer comes in to explain why he is taking pictures.
• Dee Dee does the announcement – that Hyundai will have XM satellite radios factory installed. She has a death announcement, which leads to the laugh track.
• She starts reading from the porn magazines. Steve makes the mistake of continuing to play the ticker music, and they rag on him. She continues reading, and it is about anal, so they ask her if she has ever participated in that and she say that she wants to plead the fifth, but finally admits that she did. She continues reading but…
Program Complete
Photoshops – BeezerBlanks, itr, cigarsandscotch, RaycerX, Cage and Vosisahack
Random Listening thread ramblings –
“I can never eat a stuffed pepper again.” – JhaxShucksChock
“Dead air and giggling” – IWanGoHome
“I can't believe Master Po is such a sloppy drunk.” - APortablePhone
“Oh what a glorious ending! Cricket: ‘Where would you like to put it?’ ” – TazManiak
“Pat O'Brien pics of him jerking off... O.k. Horrific” - demonseed
March 23rd 2005 – “You’re so fucking hot!”
