Monday 3/04/2002 - The O&A Island, Kevin Meaney, and the BJ Queen

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Drew Boogie Rip

3:00
With Wackadoo and Armymad
We start off with Opie saying,” Welcome to the O&A island. I hope your trip to the O&A island is enjoyable.” In studio is Jim Norton, O&A, and Rich Vos will come later. O&A feel they almost died. Generals Opie and Anthony discuss new developments in the war against terrorism. it seems some rat faced terrorists might have bought some nuclear devises from the Russians, and there "might of been" a scare in october!!! General opie wants to move to montana! Rudy didn’t know there was a nuclear bomb alert in October. It was suspected that a 10-kiloton nuclear device from Russians was in New York City. It was believed that the intelligence was false. Eventually it was a declared a false alarm. Opie says it will be like 12 Monkeys . Anthony saw it yesterday. General Anthony debates certain ideas of dealing with the enemy since we've lost 9 soldiers over there. “The plan is to f'n nuke 'em, "100,000 of them for each American!!" Colonel Norton wants the bastards out of the country but feels it will make people whiney. Anthony wants any post-nuclear government to destroy the world with nukes. O&A are concerned that the Russians will sell nukes to anti- U.S. groups.

Anthony retells of his experience with Tropico . Anthony killed the people or put them in prison when they started to revolt. While his girlfriend was nice and put in schools and other amenities therefore staying on longer as the governor of the island and not kicked out in a revolution like Anthony.

Bleacher Anthony said the Fat Guys suck. O&A reiterate that they are an island and that they do not care what happens outside their island. {O&A trying to stay off the topic of don&mike.} Callers discus how f'n bad Don and Mike suck. O&A don't care anymore about other shows. They only care about the O&A island. The o&a show being the island all by itself.

O&A replay a segment:
[i ]called Friday from the station in New Orleans. Was in a convince store in New Orleans. Tom gave his phone to a southern Bell and Norton said to her that Tom was supposed to pick the ugliest woman. Tom was hung out to dry there.[/i]

Tim Sabian is mentioned. Opie says that they don’t know him.

3:30
With I Beg to Differ
Opie says that the, “Phones are lit.”
Caller Mike talks about a women wearing Muslim garb but then switched to a story of how he complained about another afternoon radio personality. That personality caller ID-ed him and called him back up and cursed him off at his place of employment. Anthony is won’t like that they will have to do P.S.A.s if they talk about Arabs.


http://www.kevinmeaney.com/kevcam/kevcam.jpg
Kevin Meaney in the newspaper. He's arrested that in San Francisco airport for getting into some shoving match with a National Guard guy and was trying to grab the guard's M-16. He supposedly grabbed a loaded M-16 during a scuffle after video taping security procedures at an airport in San Francisco.
Anthony does an impression of a gay person upset about Meaney grabbing weapon.
His wife said she had nothing to hide and then exposed bra when she was asked to be searched. O&A tried to contact Meaney’s agent but they say he will contact them if he has something to say. Anthony says he is not ready for stage persona. He has done the same bit since 85 when he lip sings, “We Are the World” as he does impressions of the people involved.
Anthony doesn't understand it, because he hung out with Meaney and he seemed fine, but then there was some incident at a condo he had rented in Salt Lake for the Olympics. So Anthony retells a story of what happened to Kevin Meaney during the Olympics in Salt Lake City. Kevin hears that the owner of the place that they are renting has said some pretty inappropriate things to his wife. Meaney tries to get a refund but the owner says no. Meaney says he will take his money out of the security deposit then. Meaney takes his revenge by ripping the blind down thus ruining the security deposit for the place. The police were called and he was escorted out.
O&A think since he got arrested Sunday, he is back home by now. Anthony comments that since Meaney's wife was being harrassed, she must be hot.

People keep on calling up to talk about whatever topic and plug Norton's site.
Caller plugs eatabullet.com .
Caller Brian says that they are disappointed with WYSP.
Opie say he’s made a mistake about caring for other things other than the island trying to help out the station.
Dan from Hoboken instant feedbacks that with a city freaked out with a bus full of naked teens, imagine what a bus full of plutonium would make city do.

Caller is concerned with Brian Regean under the recent developments .

Ant reads comments off of Kevin’s “Message Board”
They wonder if curdled milk girl is going to show up or not and blame it on Rick. Then they find out that she's not at home or work, so they hope she'll be showing up soon. O&A talk about the curdle milk and how it looks solidified and disgusting.


4:00
With I Beg to Differ
A caller says that the curdled milk will cause her to become very sick because they did not use the right bacteria. O&A mention Fermunda cheese. . O & A talk about how the girl that eats the curdled milk is throwing up and that she'll be throwing up for the rest of the day. O&A cannot wait for 55-gallon challenge Friday when they get to put girls in drums and then….

They then talk about Monica Lewinsky.
O&A find her hypocritical because she doesn’t like the media making fun of her but she goes to lots parties based on what the media has made her out to be. Anthony comments that, “black and white hide fat cells.” Anthony says her ass is so wide but has a cute face. They talk about people applauding her and how horrible those people are. They play a clip of Monica saying, “Thanks for coming, the best thing to do this is to ask me anything you want I hopes that this is informative.”
A guy calls her “The BJ Queen”. Another guy asks her why she is doing this.
She is crying. She wants to be famous, but not what she is for.
“It is all you have to offer” and “It is all you got” said Opie.
Anthony ridicules Monica’s reason for being there by saying, “I need to know about her.” They mention that all people think of her is “That is the girl that gave a hummer.” Anthony remarks that, “It is not about what comes out of your mouth but what goes in.” Opie says it was the Linda Trip bitch that caused all this mess.

They replay clips of Bill Clinton not denying not touching her and clips Lewinsky crying over him denying that there was a relationship. She complained he was distant and vacant in their relationship. Linda Trip said that he is afraid of being found out. O&A get riled up on a woman supporting Monica Lewinsky by saying “We are on your side Monica.” More clips of Lewinsky not believing what was happening..

They replay Tom Brokaw, who has a lisp with the L, saying “Arrival, a little later.” Which came out as Arr-rrival, a l-ittle l-ater.

Anthony criticizes women who are sympathetic to a woman who would be critical of that woman doing that to their husbands.

It is learned from a listener that Brokaw has a “BJ Lisp”.

More comments saying that she is the “Premier blow job sucker.” And “Only the president knows how good she is.”
O&A laugh at a person bursting Lewinsky’s bubble by asking “How does it feel to be America’ premier bj queen?” and are angry that people are trying to defend her.
Anthony comments that “She doesn’t know why it became about oral sex, it was a mutual relationship, based on putting it her mouth.” Lewinsky blames the press about the oral on male dominated society. A woman caller is embarrassed by a women who applauded because the caller realizes what Monica stands for. Anthony wants the same thing to happen to the husbands of women who applauded. Norton comments,” Don’t get me wrong we are not knocking fat girls ….. sometimes when you reach a dry spell.” O&A think she did the Special because the handbags were not selling.

Bit:Lies of Steel –shrinks accountability in 4 short hours

5:00
Caller Stephanine calls up. She is 19.
Rich Vos comes back. OD has the tape of borderline girls. ie Pebbles with g-string diapers. And we learn that you can find such romper room stuff.on 150th street.

Vos lost 500 dollars playing craps and became miserable.
Caller says any position other than man on top is illegal in Massachusetts.
Opie plug vav1xen.com .
Pete Johnson complains about the satellites because the O&A radio feed is so messed up in syndicated cities.
They are waiting for Patrice to eat the curdled milk.

5:30
R Kelly is munching lettuce.
Patrice passed qualifications for 55-gallon drum challenge. They question why is the R Kelly taboo? Says that the 55-Gallon Drum Challenge will make serial killers jump for joy. O&A bring up hissing Madagascar Cockroaches.

Tracy is from Philly, and she plans to eat curdled milk juice. She brings in her white army boyfriend. O.D. says it is a “White trash love story.” Tracy gets offended.
There was a army guy going with her roommate and he was there since she did not want to be in the room to allow her roommate to be alone with her boyfriend. Black girl, white guy. Anthony says “we are united against the towel heads.” OD cracks about linage by saying that ghetto kids know their fathers “because your momma told her”.
Tracy will drink the milk to get into the 55-gallon drum challenge. :eek: Mary brings in curdled milk. Opie says to put a shot of tequila in the milk. Stinky runs to get the tequila. She drinks the curdle milk. OD questions ,” Does he refer to her as “my little niglet?” OD cracks, ”she could have started with hip white guys first.”
They talk about armwar and how cheap it is.
Norton says Vos has no charisma and stinks.

6:00
With I Beg to Differ
Caller Jay makes no sense.
Anthony complains about people calling up complaining about the radio show. A woman from Boston called up O&A’s bosses. Called them disgusting pigs and mother’s whores. Anthony comments that this is “Righteous speech from Boston.” Anthony hopes she knows that they are back in Boston radio Anthony hopes her son ODs while having gay sex with back door action.

Then mention that the 55 gallon drum contest is on Friday. They play the sound of hissing cock roaches from 55-gallon drum challenge. They then go to a clip from the last contest with the hissing cockroaches. You hear all the chicks screeching and one girl is hyperventilating and sounds like she's gonna pass out any minute. Another girl is all calm. Anthony says it is “All about the “shock”

Talk about Kevin Meaney situation.

They play Miss Cleo prank calls.

6:30
They talk about tattoos.
Rich Vos is tooled again.
Jim Norris calls and says he will be in Caroline’s again after he tools Vos some.

Anthony recounts how Kevin Meaney showed him how he killed someone the night before. Anthony tells of Jim showing him how he choked the guy while choking Anthony. Anthony comments that Kevin does not know his own strength.

W.D.T.L.
Rich Vos needs a 1974 joke book.
Patrice doesn’t have the tape.
Cross black and white you get a super model.

Opie plugs 55-g=Gallon Drum Challenge for Friday.




Becky Qualifies for the 55-Gallon Drum Challenge!

LLC Qualifies for the 55-Gallon Drum Challenge! 2/25

Sarah Qualifies for the 55-Gallon Drum Challenge! 2/26

The Original 55 Gallon Drum Challenge!

Special thanks to I Beg to Differ and Wackadoo and and Armymad.