3:00
O&A about the 2 stations that are leaving Anthony says that people from these stations have not called up.
O&A talk about playing every new record. They don’t care about the record labels. They say that Steve Kingston is C blocking them. They have done Korn, Godsmack, SevenDust as musical guests. Opie says that their new segment will be “Leech and Release.” They talk about how they were to have Fred Durst but they announced it and it never happened . They blame Steve Kingston at Krock. Opie asks “Why are there so many midgets in our lives?”
They talk about the cities that are going to leave. Joe is correct in one of the cities and replies over Instant feedback: F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They talk about Mohr Sports. He said, “Ok terrific” at the beginning of the show. Some listeners think O&A were the masseuses but O&A say it wasn’t them. Anthony knows Jay Mohr would have moaned. The listeners think Jay Mohr is even more gay. They talk about how the scene is with the moaning and music.
They play clips from Mohr Sports .
4:20
They talk about the new spot spot for “Quick Release”.
They then talk about “Play-mates of the Apes.”
They talk about how Black Earl never comes into the show anymore. They say that he is the only one that he cannot take a joke.
They play the advertisement for “Play Mates of the Apes.”
They replay the “Quick Release” commercial.
Opie: “Ant lets talk S E X.”
Ant: “Nice.”
Dr. Allison, from Temptation Island, calls. She doubts the validity of Sweet Release. Anthony thinks that she has been drinking.
O&A play the FU Line.
4:58
Jay Mohr calls up to O&A. Before O&A make fun of him, they give him compliments for his show. O&A talk about listeners who don’t know what O&A look like and thought they went anyways to do the bit where O&A would be the masseuses. Jay reveals that in the next intro segment , they might do a bit where Mohr’s wife will tell Mohr which guys are hot. They talk about how Stinky’s changed his name to Awesome Garret.
“Our Op, is a psycho Op.”
“Our Ant, is a horny Ant.”
Kiana from “Sex Appeal” is on. She talks to O&A and Jay Mohr.
Jay Mohr says that her looks are the worse of her qualities… {PIMP HAND}
They talk about how Norton stole a line from Opie when Norton was doing a gig. “Anthony cannot be here because he is at a threesome at Cleveland.”
5:30
The clips of Play-Mate of the Apes which are very funny. “Get your filthy paws of me!!”
They play clips of Jim Norton’ Motivational Tapes
6:05
They talk about
http://www.dolphinsex.org/ and how to have s e x with a dolphin.
6:35
Anthony gets angry because people tell him that Don and Mike did that site 6 months ago.
They talk about the Osbornes. O&A want to call Child Protective Services to save Ozzie against his wife. They talk about how Ozzie was dressed up as Christina Augilira in a music video spoof. He couldn’t lip-synch some of the words.
6:52
W.D.T.L.
There is no studio masseuse at ESPN
Learned how to plug a dolphin.
Jay Mohr is a homo.
“The #1 mistake guys make in sex is not digging the grave deep enough.” & "I learned I need a bigger aquarium" –OAFIF
Being number 1 in Wichita is like being 35th in Yemen.
Ozzie is an abused child.
Don’t buy Dolphin safe tuna, it won’t have the Mayo.
This review is brought to you by SOS. Mavric is on the 30 day DL. He is trying to find a way to work around, well, his work. Thanks for everything SOS, great job with the review!
Wednesday - 4/03/02 - SOS rules!
