O&A Photoshop Thread 49 - The Unofficial Opie and Anthony Message Board

**KevSlider** · 10-13-2005, 11:00 AM

Have at it.

Cunty McShitballs · 10-13-2005, 11:13 AM

My homage to Jerry.

(

please don't kill me in my sleep Jerry

)

oh yeah...and if you look closely at the left cheek, you can see real MARTIAN ANIMALS!!!!!!!!

Cunty McShitballs · 10-13-2005, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by RobotPenis

My homage to Jerry.

By the way...these are a lot harder to do then they look. MS Paint sucks!!!!

freak8 · 10-13-2005, 11:38 AM

posting this again
hope ant scans more pics later

NightStalker3 · 10-13-2005, 11:46 AM

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j3lehane · 10-13-2005, 12:09 PM

The 2 headshots were from license pics.The posed one was on a timer self-photo from top of a car roof.That's the pic I love best,because I never look good in pics.Not that it matters much,but I found much more interesting things from that pic that I'll share later,having nothing to do with me.Thanks,Jerry

Cunty McShitballs · 10-13-2005, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by j3lehane

The 2 headshots were from license pics.The posed one was on a timer self-photo from top of a car roof.That's the pic I love best,because I never look good in pics.Not that it matters much,but I found much more interesting things from that pic that I'll share later,having nothing to do with me.Thanks,Jerry

Don't worry 'bout it. We're all non-photogenic douches here.

j3lehane · 10-13-2005, 12:51 PM

I know most people can't see this,but look at the TRIANGLE shaped head,about the real life size of your screen or less,circling rover,serpentine body masked out because it moved.When still objects appear more clearly and moving objects blur,it's easier to mask out MOVING things.These dragons are common on Mars.Go ahead and laugh now,and later on see it in about 5-10 years when the story breaks.Jerry **** Hooo Hooo****

cigarsandscotch · 10-13-2005, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by j3lehane

I know most people can't see this,but look at the TRIANGLE shaped head,about the real life size of your screen or less,circling rover,serpentine body masked out because it moved.When still objects appear more clearly and moving objects blur,it's easier to mask out MOVING things.These dragons are common on Mars.Go ahead and laugh now,and later on see it in about 5-10 years when the story breaks.Jerry **** Hooo Hooo****

You've been this crazy for a long time. You should absolutely be booked on the show. I would love to hear what you sound like on the radio.

The proof from googling Jerry:

Jerry Lehane
Jerry Lehane is the ghostwriter to the stars. He has achieved much in life: he invented Start Trek, the Mars Pathfinder rover, has written for Tom Petty, the Travelling Wilburries, Roger McGuine, The Rolling Stones, Led Zepplin, and more! He is constantly helping NASA redefine the way we view Mars. He is even a contributor to the Howard Stern show! A truly amazing man.
Jerry links
http://www.hostboard.com/cgi-bin/ult...ic/f/6197/t/91
http://www.jerrylehane.com/

YaHearIHearMe · 10-13-2005, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by j3lehane

I know most people can't see this,but look at the TRIANGLE shaped head,about the real life size of your screen or less,circling rover,serpentine body masked out because it moved.When still objects appear more clearly and moving objects blur,it's easier to mask out MOVING things.These dragons are common on Mars.Go ahead and laugh now,and later on see it in about 5-10 years when the story breaks.Jerry **** Hooo Hooo****

Wow I see what your talking about maaaan im on the same page as you. It is truly amazing far out maaan

Cunty McShitballs · 10-13-2005, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cigarsandscotch

You've been thi crazy for a long time. You should absolutely be booked on the show. I would love to hear what you sound like on the radio.

The proof from googling Jerry:

Jerry Lehane
Jerry Lehane is the ghostwriter to the stars. He has achieved much in life: he invented Start Trek, the Mars Pathfinder rover, has written for Tom Petty, the Travelling Wilburries, Roger McGuine, The Rolling Stones, Led Zepplin, and more! He is constantly helping NASA redefine the way we view Mars. He is even a contributor to the Howard Stern show! A truly amazing man.
Jerry links
http://www.hostboard.com/cgi-bin/ult...ic/f/6197/t/91
http://www.jerrylehane.com/

I agree 100% C&S. Is this you too Jerry? http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...19846?v=glance

Also Jerry, you should read "Demon Haunted World" by Carl Sagan. It does a great job of debunking the pattern-recognizing phenomena you are so obsessed with.

Dick Shortner · 10-13-2005, 01:15 PM

I am calling shenanagans or Bravo Sierra....Sirs.

NightStalker3 · 10-13-2005, 01:16 PM

Damn, that artwork and comic strip are wacked out my friend. Christ, I love it?

Cunt Cakes · 10-13-2005, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by RobotPenis

Don't worry 'bout it. We're all non-photogenic douches here.

speak for yourself. I am a very photogenic douche.

Seth · 10-13-2005, 01:20 PM

What's the "2 Foot Tall Man" all about?? I'm frightened!

peteyballzzz · 10-13-2005, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by j3lehane

I know most people can't see this,but look at the TRIANGLE shaped head,about the real life size of your screen or less,circling rover,serpentine body masked out because it moved.When still objects appear more clearly and moving objects blur,it's easier to mask out MOVING things.These dragons are common on Mars.Go ahead and laugh now,and later on see it in about 5-10 years when the story breaks.Jerry **** Hooo Hooo****

this guy has to press 300 lbs. with his trigger finger.

Precision · 10-13-2005, 01:25 PM

cigarsandscotch · 10-13-2005, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobotPenis

I agree 100% C&S. Is this you too Jerry? http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...19846?v=glance

I think your right. It looks like a young Jerry. Also, it's difficult to see, but if you look hard at the upper right hand corner there is a dragon fossil from Mars.

Cunty McShitballs · 10-13-2005, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cigarsandscotch

I think your right. It looks like a young Jerry. Also, it's difficult to see, but if you look hard at the upper right hand corner there is a dragon fossil from Mars.

I think I know what's wrong with Jerry then. Apparantly, this pic was taken about 15 seconds after the pic above.

mrhan73 · 10-13-2005, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Precision

Wasn't that nice of Carrott top.

ProfessorAnt · 10-13-2005, 01:56 PM

what if Maury was successful?

Ol'BloodyBottom · 10-13-2005, 01:59 PM

Not sure how to put a picture on this so here is the link......sorry i wish i was a better comp guy.....

BENS HOG IS FOR SALE!
http://media.funlol.com/content/img/...e-for-sale.jpg

peteyballzzz · 10-13-2005, 02:07 PM

JERRYS HEROES

SmellyFingers · 10-13-2005, 02:18 PM

Norton's Hog · 10-13-2005, 02:48 PM

hahahahaha, nice smelly.

Cigars,
Damn dude I did the same google search this morning but had to go out before I could post the info. [Great Pshop minds think alike

]

Jerry is the real deal, and yes, I would love to hear him on the show.

JERRY CALL THE DAMN SHOW, YOU SILLY NUTTY GOOSE!!