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10-30-2005, 12:48 AM
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well shit the bed
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funniest bit you've heard on the show
mine is the bit when they go off about how awful maury povich really is. the comments about the kids are priceless.
ps. where's mindy?
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10-30-2005, 12:57 AM
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"Girls Like a Man With a Sharp Hairdo"
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i really liked recently when ant did his impression of celine dion on larry king. it was really great
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10-30-2005, 01:00 AM
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One character short :(
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For me, John Sterling calls made me laugh the most.
"A scalp to scalp, and a hog to hog!"
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10-30-2005, 01:34 AM
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I loved it when they did the lead in to songs making fun of FM radio
Claude Balls etc
I really wish they would play it one more tiime
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10-30-2005, 02:02 AM
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It's the bitches that'll gitchyiz...
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The CBS-FM bit was classic.
The Tony Danza bits were the funniest on XM, in my opinion. John Valby singing at the Steinway store was another awesome moment.
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10-30-2005, 02:56 AM
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Fuckin savages
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three words....Steve from yellowstone
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10-30-2005, 05:32 AM
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Because fuck 'em, that's why
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Joan, Joan, suck on my bone.
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10-30-2005, 05:57 AM
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Banned
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Originally Posted by flyerfan116
three words....Steve from yellowstone
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you read my mind
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10-30-2005, 08:13 AM
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u dick u ass u dickass
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the brady bunch thing where the dady was under the steps calling the kids down 1 at a time was the best plucked chicken and pink tipped white owl
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10-30-2005, 09:19 AM
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Just another fan of the show
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Too many to pick just one....though ....anytime Ant go's off on tangents regarding his marriage and ex makes for good radio..
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10-30-2005, 09:21 AM
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the brady bunch thing where the dady was under the steps calling the kids down 1 at a time was the best plucked chicken and pink tipped white owl
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An NEW classic. My fave is anything that mocks murders Laci/Connor mistake, like diary of an unborn fetus. When Jim or Ant cracks a joke and it's silent because it's making fun of a travesty, I fall on the floor laughing. Other examples, Adam Walsh head jokes, Susan Smith & Mrs Yates stuff, Jon Benet references...
[Opie]What the fuck is the matter with you?[/Opie]
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10-30-2005, 09:37 AM
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" Go bang a drummer " - Denis Leary
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We dont do "bits" stupid! lol
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10-30-2005, 09:59 AM
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Danza was the funnisest bit on the show.
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We dont do "bits" stupid! lol
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Norton said, "we don't do sketches stupid". Bits are totally different.
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10-30-2005, 10:17 AM
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POW# 126
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On terrestrial: Ant as Charlton Heston announcing he has Alzheimer's, and then bringing in Ronald Reagan, Tom Brokaw, Mike Tyson, Don West, and Bruce Springsteen. Ant worked himself into a sweaty frenzy, and it really showed Opie's evil genius as he directed the traffic.
On satellite: Diary of an Unborn Child. I've never laughed so hard or felt so guilty about it.
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10-30-2005, 11:08 AM
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The lion never fears the jackal.
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I'd have to put up 2.
Jimmy, Ant, and the listeners coming up with new names for Beatles tunes, after Paul McCartneys' wife had a miscarriage. Classic cringe.
The other one would be the "knock, knock-who's there?-olive" bit. Had me crying.
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10-30-2005, 11:45 AM
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Formerly Known As DougFromAZ
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Lady McCartney Stewed Tomato at your feet
Enough said
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10-30-2005, 01:06 PM
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BOOYAH
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Ver 1. Bill stuck in the trunk
Ver 2. Quantum Dice
Ver 3. Rogan vs Poker guy (Gorilla fucked)
(ps this thread has been done too many times)
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10-30-2005, 01:10 PM
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Avocado Mike
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Lady McCartney Stewed Tomato at your feet
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the worst/funniest one during that bit was "Strawberry stained Panties forever", when i heard that i was driving and I had to hit the breaks just to say "oh shit".
Favorite bit of the show? One word, "Ramooooooooooooooone". On 'NEW days my favorite bit was "Serious questions only" and i really think the "Ramooooone" bit improves the formula. I think its because, as norton says, on XM the jokes have to be better. On XM when they do serious questions only the listeners jsut go "you fucking cunt" and its over. They arent clever. So enter little Jimmy who knows exactly what to do and its fucking priceless
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10-30-2005, 01:12 PM
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.....and she was a stewardess.
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mine is the bit when they go off about how awful maury povich really is. the comments about the kids are priceless.
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i just ilstened to that bit, and the one whre maury was on the show back in the wnew days... that is some great audio.
now playin - the bellevue audio.
"we gettin' pizza!"
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10-30-2005, 04:02 PM
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Eric Logan is my nappy headed hoe
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Hearing Anthony talk about divorce is always a golden classic
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details....&productID=219
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10-30-2005, 04:11 PM
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Bunny_WB: haha my new name for you is "Oldie Hawn"
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Without a doubt... any of the Tony Danza fan waiting in line calls. I piss my pants every time.
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10-30-2005, 04:15 PM
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New Wackbagger
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1. Cigarette commercials
2. WCBS FM
3. Stephen Lynch songs ("kill a kitten", "I think you're a nazi", etc.)
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10-31-2005, 01:52 AM
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Hurricane Rufus
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1. "Lucky Strike" Cigarette commercials
2. "A Quinn Martin Production!"
3. Stephen Lynch songs
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10-31-2005, 04:59 AM
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Sharpton is a cunt.
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It's hilarious when they all get together and gang up on Jimmy, Vos or one of the guests and just destroy them. Someone will get thrown under the bus and torched for 45 minutes or so.
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10-31-2005, 07:47 AM
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" Go bang a drummer " - Denis Leary
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Danza was the funnisest bit on the show.
Norton said, "we don't do sketches stupid". Bits are totally different.
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See I stink! thanks ......... damn
Also like the "Your that guy" bit.
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