Meanwhile, At The Unfrozen Caveman Quarterback Bowl...

[Quinn Martin]

Well, it's halftime at the AFC Championship Game, and Pittsburgh is rolling 24-3. Which bearded Cro-Magnon QB did Fez have his money & hair on this week? Denver-- wasn't it?

Already I miss Fez's non-Blue-Man-Group hair. Fatty Pneumonia, will you ever learn?

[UP TOP]

miss Fez's dignity....that is if it was ever there

The game's not over, but it does look bad for Fez. He'll stretch it out once again if he loses, and Elfish will get pissed and call up cursing out Ron despite him having nothing to do with the bet. Ron can call it awful radio all he wants, and I know a lot of people are sick of it, but the never-ending bet gag is actually funny to me.

[Quinn Martin]

Originally Posted by UP TOP

The game's not over, but it does look bad for Fez.

Final score: 34-17.

In the end, the homeless drifter calling the signals for the Steelers was just too much for the Ted Kaczynski impersonator who served as field general for the Broncos. Ironically, all that quarterback facial hair only leads to a head-shaven Fez.

Clearly, all roads now point to only one righteous destination:

Double-secret-probation double-or-nothing!

That's right-- unless Elfish is some sort of whimpering girl, he will let it ride, winner takes all, on the Super Bowl.

You're not some sort of whimpering girl, are you Elfish?

[Little Chuckie]

Fez has to pay it now... Unless he does a double or something.

If Elfish lets it go one more time, he should get a $1000 shopping spree if he picks the loser and if he wins:

1. Fez shaves his entire body
2. Elfish gets to pick two items from the Elvis site
3. Elfish and friends are at Fezs house over the weekend; all expenses paid and get to be in the Studio on Friday and Monday.
4. Best flights available in to town.
5. Limo ride to the studio
6. A fully stocked liquor bar
7. Gets to paint Fez Blue on Friday and photos taken while painted blue on the town Friday night to be posted online.
8. Fex promises, no more betting, ever.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Little Chuckie

Fez has to pay it now... Unless he does a double or something.

If Elfish lets it go one more time, he should get a $1000 shopping spree if he picks the loser and if he wins:

1. Fez shaves his entire body
2. Elfish gets to pick two items from the Elvis site
3. Elfish and friends are at Fezs house over the weekend; all expenses paid and get to be in the Studio on Friday and Monday.
4. Best flights available in to town.
5. Limo ride to the studio
6. A fully stocked liquor bar
7. Gets to paint Fez Blue on Friday and photos taken while painted blue on the town Friday night to be posted online.
8. Fex promises, no more betting, ever.

Don't forget the Foreigner's greatest hits CD in the limo.

I really want them to go with the 100-yard stent dash. There was a good a chance for at least one "faces of death" moment if they did it live on the air.

[Hudson]

hahahahahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahhahahahhaahahahh ah!
Pittsburg!
WELCOME TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!