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03-30-2006, 09:45 PM
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I Say Witty Things. I Have Witticisms.
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Ron Bennington's Line Of The Day
This is similar to the Genius of Ron Bennington but everyday Ron has that one line that makes me laugh hysterical and, while all his lines are good, one of them just strikes out the most at me. So I want to try this out and remember one vote per day, and wait until the end of the show to vote. Anyway, today's was
Ron *after playing Gary Glitter/Soundboard Fez Remix*: It's hard to believe but at one point in our lives, that made us laugh hysterically.
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03-31-2006, 01:44 AM
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lol agree to that.
I have to say that this week's shows have made me laugh out on several occausion in unexpected places. I don't know if they have a fresh start after vacation or I'm finally "getting" Ron & Fez.
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03-31-2006, 11:26 AM
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ESD is Wackbag's hero!
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I'm finally "getting" Ron & Fez.
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I think this is it because they have been this great since they came on XM. People just expected Opie and Anthony 2 which they aren't. Ron makes me laugh everyday. My favorite line of his was "If it was **** then why did you cum?" I laughed so hard I had to put it in my sig.
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03-31-2006, 01:17 PM
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Hour......BACK!......get it?
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Ive been listening to R&F since day one on XM, and loved them ever since. Ron is effing hysterical.
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03-31-2006, 01:26 PM
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It's all about the funny!
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"I attended George Mason.....well I went to a Bowie show there and it was great....."
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"I don't know who I can count on in this world besides Arch."
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I'm gonna award Wackbag RF Listening Thread Caller of the Year to Arch Stanton!
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03-31-2006, 04:15 PM
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The lion never fears the jackal.
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"You know what my Mom called it, Fezzy????
Shit.
She'd be like, 'If you have to go take a shit, go. I don't want you shitting in your pants.'
Very blunt, my Mom."
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03-31-2006, 04:37 PM
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Kansas City...Kansas City here they come!
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ronnie b is a radio genius. he comes up with things on the fly that are just hysterical.
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03-31-2006, 05:21 PM
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the bit on the seal clubbing in Canada had me rolling...as my brother wrote me, 'only Ronnie B can make seal talk interesting'
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03-31-2006, 10:52 PM
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Just die already
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Chi Chester 28, Sun Valley 15
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04-01-2006, 12:16 AM
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and THATS how you executive produce!
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"You've got nothing to worry about Fez, Master Po and I are both trained killers. The only difference is that I am a trained killer of children."
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04-01-2006, 06:51 PM
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The lion never fears the jackal.
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Chi Chester 28, Sun Valley 15
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As having played Sun Valley my senior year, that bit never gets old.
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04-03-2006, 09:26 PM
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The O&A show is a Hole free show!!!
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Not really the line of the day but I like he did not back down from Rob Dibble on todays show. Yo Rob if you play major league baseball that means you have good hand eye cordination. Adding Steroids to the mix is to enchance them you dummy. You yourself admit a lot of players juiced when you played. Don't ever talk to Mr. B the genius in tone you did today becasue you will look dumber then you did today.
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04-04-2006, 02:23 AM
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Obedience brings Victory and Victory is Life!
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If ants were the size of ducks we would be in chains.
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04-04-2006, 06:56 PM
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the yates child that lived
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Ron: I love those Chinese needles...
Fez: Acupuncture???
Ron: Heroin
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04-04-2006, 08:44 PM
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New Wackbagger
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There was a tear in my eye as i was molesting her. She's so fuckin' adorable.
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04-05-2006, 12:38 PM
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It's all about the funny!
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Black Earl... Why don't you do voice over work for the radio show...
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04-05-2006, 02:38 PM
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It's all about the funny!
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Tilt your head back and let the cum slide down.........
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04-05-2006, 02:52 PM
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Uncontrollable Urge
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I dunno, "D for a black man is like an A for anyone else".
not bad )
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04-05-2006, 02:58 PM
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I Say Witty Things. I Have Witticisms.
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EDIT TO CLARIFY.
Ron to *Woman talking about The Notebook*: I haven't beaten a woman to death since 1989.
Last edited by LiddyRules; 04-05-2006 at 03:13 PM.
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04-05-2006, 03:08 PM
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It's all about the funny!
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Woman *talking about The Notebook*: I haven't beaten a woman to death since 1989.
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04-05-2006, 04:17 PM
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EDIT TO CLARIFY.
Ron to *Woman talking about The Notebook*: I haven't beaten a woman to death since 1989.
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I felt like an asshole for laughing so hard at that. What a line... 
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04-06-2006, 02:11 PM
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Why am I Mr. Sparkle?
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"I'll light a baby on fire for 100 dollars so dont ask what I'd do to a puppet."
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04-06-2006, 02:50 PM
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The lion never fears the jackal.
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While talking about the new DVD parental filter settings -
"I would set it at 'some bush, no gash.'"
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04-06-2006, 03:18 PM
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understanding joshua
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when they were talking about the DVD player that filters out harsh language and violence:
RON: "I want to get one that filters out violins. That shit really bugs me."
FEZ: "Its a classical instrument."
I LOL'd
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04-07-2006, 09:47 AM
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The lion never fears the jackal.
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During the show on 02/10/04, while taqlking about Fez' cat, Fuzz Whatley -
"Even the blind can see you're lying."
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