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04-12-2006, 10:57 PM
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Avocado Mike
Join Date: Jan-05
Location: now in Seaford, NY
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Help Fezzie Cure His Pee-Shy
I want to make a thread of advice to help Fezzie cure himself of his pee shy. I used to have it but when i went away to college and lived in a dorm i got over it real quick. Now I always piss in public. I once pissed in the indoor handicap ramp at penn station.
One word of advice is whenever you piss, to think about the same thing, focus on one thing everytime. Then when u piss in public, do that. Like, i had a painting above my home toilet. When I went in public id just think of that painting everytime and i go.
So lets all help out Fez get over his traumatic childhood. The internet should be a helpful place. And no laughing at him (or his penis)!
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04-12-2006, 11:00 PM
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"Girls Like a Man With a Sharp Hairdo"
Join Date: Oct-05
Location: Pennsylvania
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It's funny because I used to have it too. Now I think of waterfalls and focus on that when I'm out and about and trying to wazz.
Have you seen the movie "Waiting" w/ Ryan Reynolds? One of the characters on there has the same thing happen.
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04-12-2006, 11:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec-04
Location: somewhere, ca
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multiply, use the 2 time's table. It's easy and effective.
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04-12-2006, 11:11 PM
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U. S. Backstroke Roulette Champion
Join Date: Jul-05
Location: BumFuck-Egypt, KY
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Fezzi should jab his thumb up his own ass and yell "SNAKE!!!". . . wait a minute. . . that would make him CUM. . . time to reevaluate. . . 
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04-12-2006, 11:31 PM
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Registered User .
Join Date: Oct-04
Location: NJ
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I missed the show today (please figure out a way to replay R&F Logan - there is some bandwidth you could free up). I have the worst stage fright in public bathrooms. It isn't because I'm ashamed of anything now, but late puberty has scarred me. Urinal dividers are golden, and I hate those fuckers who stand a foot back more than they have to. F-ing early armpit hair showoffs.
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04-12-2006, 11:38 PM
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Mr. Bananagrabber
Join Date: Nov-05
Location: Wilmington, DE
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Does this mean the piss entourage is expanding? Ooooh...I want in!
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04-12-2006, 11:41 PM
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**Negative_Creep**
Join Date: Sep-04
Location: F.U.B.A.R
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Just go to a stall, you big Fezzie bear.
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04-13-2006, 12:35 AM
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Join Date: Apr-05
Location: College Station, TX
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The first time is the hardest, after that you can piss in or on anything.
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04-13-2006, 01:03 AM
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Whispering Makes My Butt Pucker
Join Date: Dec-04
Location: Washington, DC ooria
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I have an idea that will help train Fez and his peepee to go when needed.
This is by utilizing the worst-case scenario method.
So...Ill have Fez wait until he absolutely has to unbearably piss, have him walk into a crowded, public restroom with only one available urinal, then have everyone in the restroom stop what theyre doing and look at Fez.
Ill then run in and yell at Fez's cock like a drill sergeant and take pictures with a flash polaroid.
Yes, very involved and nearly homosexual...I know, but digress.
Fez will have no choice but to pee due to the pressure, pain, and nerves, but it will have been under the worst of terms.
So, from now on, whenever he's in public, needing to pee under normal, placid circumstances OR the worst possible case, he'll have no problem, thanks to my patented system.
I also have a doo doo technique.
Oh, I BET I do.
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04-13-2006, 01:05 AM
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**Negative_Creep**
Join Date: Sep-04
Location: F.U.B.A.R
Paltalk: d0uche_n0zzle
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The guy has no problem blowing a load in some guys ass, but yet can't seem to piss on them. Very weird. 
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04-13-2006, 07:09 PM
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Avocado Mike
Join Date: Jan-05
Location: now in Seaford, NY
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by d0uche_n0zzle
The guy has no problem blowing a load in some guys ass, but yet can't seem to piss on them. Very weird. |
no you got it reversed
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04-15-2006, 11:03 PM
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Unregistered user
Join Date: Nov-05
Location: God's vagina
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i never had a problem peeing in public, until 1996. 4 hits of Acid + Dorney Park (in Allentown) + something i don't remember = me not being able to pee very well in public anymore. Something happened that day, and I'm not quite sure what is was. like someone said before, stalls are the best. i have to use them and sporting events and concerts.
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04-16-2006, 06:35 PM
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Certified Labia Inspector
Join Date: Oct-05
Location: Akron, OH
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I flush the urinal right when I get in there to make some noise.
There's actually an organization to help "pee-shy" men, they say a pee-buddy is the first step to curing this HORRIBLE condition.
http://www.paruresis.org/
Fezzie, if you read this, ask Roberto to be your pee-buddy.
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04-16-2006, 07:03 PM
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Join Date: Jan-06
Location: brooklyn, ny
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Originally Posted by d0uche_n0zzle
The guy has no problem blowing a load in some guys ass, but yet can't seem to piss on them. Very weird. |
lmao holy shit!!  
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