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10-13-2006, 12:44 AM
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**I move away from the mic to fuck your mother.
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Retarded cheerleaders
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10-13-2006, 12:49 AM
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READY THE ANALPROBES!!!!!!!!
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Retarded cheerleaders: Isn’t’ that an oxy moron?
What other kind of cheerleaders are there?
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10-13-2006, 12:58 AM
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U. S. Backstroke Roulette Champion
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They didn't tell you how, when they cut-away from the pyramid, it came tumbling down when one of the 'tards on the bottom lost control of his big tongue. It was horrible. . . an avalanche of retards. . . OH, THE HUMANITY!!! 
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10-13-2006, 01:00 AM
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C colon enter
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it appears they have retarded fans too
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10-13-2006, 01:15 AM
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jacked it twice!
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Autistic kids are not retards. They are better than retards.
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10-13-2006, 01:23 AM
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Messageboard Pixie
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Nice rolling on the floor.
Its easy to do a forward roll when your head makes up 90% of your total body mass.
That was probably unintentional....it's what they do.
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10-13-2006, 02:17 AM
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Registered User .
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What the parents should have said to the doctor when asked if they wanted an abortion: "Bring it on!"
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10-13-2006, 02:56 AM
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Why do people keep calling me?
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"Hardly a dry eye in the house."
Not even a dry head on the stage.
Edit: I'm saying this joke with confidence. Very rare occasion.
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Last edited by BravoSierra; 10-13-2006 at 03:07 AM.
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10-13-2006, 03:03 AM
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the medication doesn't work....
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Originally Posted by BravoSierra
"Hardly a dry eye in the house."
Not even a dry head on the stage.
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Did you hear the fukkin hole? "this just adds soo much to the competition.."
Are you kidding you no talent cunt? That was a joke, the only thing that would've made it better is Jimmy's midget song for the background music
"Toodly-doodly-dooo"
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10-14-2006, 08:32 PM
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I can't think of anything funny.
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Nice. It took weeks for the squad to learn not to fling shit at the audience.
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10-14-2006, 11:12 PM
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U. S. Backstroke Roulette Champion
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Nice rolling on the floor.
Its easy to do a forward roll when your head makes up 90% of your total body mass.
That was probably unintentional....it's what they do.
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It's stopping that's the hard part. . . that's where the big tongue comes into play. 
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10-15-2006, 07:09 AM
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Fuck you Andy Reid
Join Date: Jul-05
Location: philly
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"I'm absolutely crying over here"
From laughing my ass off(but that was just from the thread title alone).
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10-15-2006, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by martianvirus
Retarded cheerleaders: Isn’t’ that an oxymoron?
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"a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in “cruel kindness” or “to make haste slowly.”"
No, it isn't. I guess you could call it redundant though.
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10-15-2006, 02:08 PM
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***Self-Exiled***
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The phrase "retarded cheerleaders is an oxymoron" is an oxymoron.
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10-15-2006, 08:30 PM
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Wizard's First Rule
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Originally Posted by abudabit
The phrase "retarded cheerleaders is an oxymoron" is an oxymoron.
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actually it more resembles a juxtaposition.
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10-15-2006, 10:29 PM
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Outta my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
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Practicing in front of her family:
Give me an S
Give me an R
Give me a B
Give me a Y
Give me a 7
Give me a T
Give me an H
What's that spell?
Get out of the frame stupid, the camera's on a timer.
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10-16-2006, 11:21 PM
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***Self-Exiled***
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10-17-2006, 12:26 AM
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Fuck you Andy Reid
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The description and comments on the Beautiful video are more retarded than the kids.
Comment ideas:
"They shouldn't be made fun of because the have something extra special"
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10-17-2006, 12:42 AM
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I'm over here now.
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Be retarded, be be retarded
R E T -A R D
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10-17-2006, 12:56 AM
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***Self-Exiled***
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10-17-2006, 07:59 AM
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I can't think of anything funny.
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There is a retarded guy that works at a Subway here and he works circles around the blacks that work there and I swear he is smarter than they are too.
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10-17-2006, 08:01 AM
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Outta my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
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Originally Posted by Warfarer
There is a retarded guy that works at a Subway here and he works circles around the blacks that work there and I swear he is smarter than they are too.
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I can't think of a black joke.
Dammit.
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10-18-2006, 02:17 AM
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I hate Scranton
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Define a Black Retard? ...One that likes to work...
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10-18-2006, 03:02 AM
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Not a Shitdick!!!
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I don't care if you are retarded, just don't be FAT...holy shit one of those broads was 250 easy...It't the fatty cheer fatty contest
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10-18-2006, 04:13 AM
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I hate Scranton
Join Date: Jan-02
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Gimme A D!
Gimme A U!
Gimme A M!
Gimme A P!
Gimme An S!
Gimme A T!
Gimme An E!
Gimme An R!
WHAT DOES IT SPELL?.................................... WHERE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN! WHERE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN! Rah Rah Rah!!!
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