50 things to do before you turn 12

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  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I did all except:


    10. Play conkers - WTF is conkers? Never heard of it.

    15. Go sledging - Never had enough snow for that.

    17. Set up a snail race - Why?

    30. Feed a bird from your hand - I shot birds, that should count.

    32. Find some frogspawn - wtf is frogspawn?

    33. Catch a butterfly in a net. - No, I'm straight.

    38. Bring up a butterfly - See above.




    Just call shit what it is:

    46. Try bouldering - rockclimbing, then yes.
    48. Try abseiling - rappelling, then yes.
    49. Find a geocache - Just call it Scavenger hunt assholes. yes too.
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  4. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Ok, so I did conkers.

    And no, i've never looked for frog cum.
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    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    You tied chestnuts to string and tried to break the other dude's chestnut? Really?
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    when i was a kid we called conker, nigga knockers
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    The Top Gear guys did it with campers...

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    What the fuck is Try abseiling?
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    That's 51. Did it daily.....I mean, do it daily.
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