Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by BIV, Apr 16, 2012.
I did all except:
10. Play conkers - WTF is conkers? Never heard of it.
15. Go sledging - Never had enough snow for that.
17. Set up a snail race - Why?
30. Feed a bird from your hand - I shot birds, that should count.
32. Find some frogspawn - wtf is frogspawn?
33. Catch a butterfly in a net. - No, I'm straight.
38. Bring up a butterfly - See above.
Just call shit what it is:
46. Try bouldering - rockclimbing, then yes.
48. Try abseiling - rappelling, then yes.
49. Find a geocache - Just call it Scavenger hunt assholes. yes too.
Ok, so I did conkers.
And no, i've never looked for frog cum.
You tied chestnuts to string and tried to break the other dude's chestnut? Really?
when i was a kid we called conker, nigga knockers
The Top Gear guys did it with campers...
I thought #1-49 would have been 'get away with molesting other 11 year olds.'
What about playing a rousing match of mumblety-peg on the Ipswitch council pitch with the blokes from down 'round the estates till you're well and knackered?
What the fuck is Try abseiling?
Swallowing A guy named Abe's cumshots
#51 blow your uncle
what no beat your dick till it bleeds?
I believe the proper term is "Summon," and you need mystical powers to do so. But if you manage this, the world shall forever be at your disposal.
I would have liked to build a den but my father wouldn't trust me to install an underground level onto the house. Christ, he didn't even trust me with power tools until... ... ... Point being...
They left out:
Become the captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins.
That's 51. Did it daily.....I mean, do it daily.
That's 52. 51 was find a porn stash in the woods.
According to this I missed out on a lot. But I hate the outdoors...
"Watch the sun wake up"?
They've made watching a sunrise seem even more gay
Wait The fucking British have made a game out of eskimo yo yos? Holy Fuck what a retarded country! They're bolos for fuck sake, you go hunting with them!!!!
I don't know about you guys...I was pre internet..when I was 11 my friends and I were obsessed with watching the girls in the ajacent locker room getting naked.