ALERT! ALERT! MISSING WHITE GIRL! ALERT!

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  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://www.nwcn.com/news/northwest/...ct-possibly-en-route-to-Canada-218765871.html
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  2. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/07/james-lee-dimaggio-manhunt_n_3718607.html

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    Oh, wait, I forgot which thread I was posting in.
  3. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious. Donator

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    Bet he's also crushing her Vag...with his Cock!
  4. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Any chance she hasn't been raped yet?
  5. Three Hole Puncher

    Three Hole Puncher gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh

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    I'm going to go out on a limb here and put forth the theory that a flipped perv switch is involved.
  6. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I don't know man, you could be reaching here.

    He's been giving that girl rides for YEARS. Can you imagine the built up semen, seeing those breast slowly bud over time?

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    Methinks he took Jailbait threads a touch too seriously...
  8. Three Hole Puncher

    Three Hole Puncher gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh

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    .......................So Raped..........................................So Dead..........................
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    Why do you always have some kind of excuse when its a white guy? Maybe hes just a piece of garbage.
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    Ballbuster1 Super Moderator Wackbag Staff

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    I doubt it.
  11. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    Watch him throw us a curveball and flip the script.
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  12. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother. Donator

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    DiMaggio was like an uncle to Hannah and 8-year-old Ethan. He was very close with their parents for years.

    Uncle Rapey McAbduct. Sounds Irish.
  13. AtlantaHardcore

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    Teen girls/very young women (still girls, in my opinion) with cameras never fail to piss me off. Stop with the duck lips and pseudo-gang signs, you stupid white cunts.
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  15. Three Hole Puncher

    Three Hole Puncher gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh

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    Since when is a flipped perv switch "an excuse"?

    Abducting two kids for whatever reason is pretty much proof positive that he's a piece of garbage. That one of them is hot jailbait is pretty much proof positive that he's a perverted piece of garbage.
  16. Hoagie

    Hoagie I suggest you tread lightly Wackbag Staff

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    Must have been all that aspartame.
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    This alert is on every highway sign and the TV/rado, and it even popped up on my phone (didn't even know that was possible)... they really go all out to get white girls back.

    At least he's driving a Nissan. The last Amber Alert that was issued around here was for a vehicle the exact same model and color as mine... along with the same license plate and driver.
  18. Three Hole Puncher

    Three Hole Puncher gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh

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    Hot, slutty white jailbait is one of America's most precious commodities. We must protect and preserve it at all costs.

    Call in the National Guard! Get those damn stealth bombers in the air! There's a hot white girl missing fortheloveofGod!
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    Was a free iPad involved?
  20. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Wonder if he did the hack captive relatives kidnapper gimmick where they're forced to fuck each other. Always worth a couple chuckles.
  22. CougarHunter

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    He's a human being with failings like the rest of us. Besides, Young Ethan was probably dressing all provocatively and presenting that drum-tight bum in a suggestive manner.

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  23. Hog's Big Ben

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    Teen girls with cameras is the greatest thing in the history of ever. You must be g...oh, never mind.
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    Division of labor, sir. You stare at their tits and asses, I'll make fun of their stupid, scrunched up faces.
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    Looks like this was a long time coming. How could he resist those braces.




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