Amy Schumer...nude?

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    True, and I may not necessarily agree with any of her views, but if she leaves the glasses on in bed, she can spout whatever she wants.

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    I can understand not liking DiPaolo on the show, but his stand-up is so damn funny.
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    I have never given a shit about SE's political views or her books; but I would enjoy liking her balloon knot.
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    SE Cupp is smoking hot, Amy is NOT. Amy is funny on the show, but her standup leaves a lot to be desired and Nick is great on the show and on stage. I checked out Morgan Murphy's twitter, she's nothing special. Opie tweeted to check out Chelsea Peretti's comedy central special, last week. She was ok, at best. Girl comedians are all trying to be Sarah Silverman, who is above average. It's tough for a girl to be funny unless they are talking about waxing or periods and then they make women howl.
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    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Yeah she's gone downhill in the last month or two. Retweets out the ass. Everytime I see an unfamiliar icon I just know it's morgan's stupid rt.
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    Morgan Murphy is also a writer (used to write for Kimmel, now works on the Fallon show). So I doubt she's unfunny.

    P.S. "I discovered irony when I was seven. That's when my mom started beating me with my own trophies." is pretty fucking funny.

    That's the only line I know though, from her standup.
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    vice86 How do I look, Denny?

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    or cuz she's actually funny and fits well with the show.
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    vice86 How do I look, Denny?

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    he speaks as if he's constantly setting up a joke.
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    Wow, someone has a huge rod for Amy Schumer.

    Sorry, Dickweed, but she wouldn't look hot naked.

    I think she is good on the show and Redeye, but just don't think she's hot.
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    You guys are nuts. I would sexually disappoint Amy in a heartbeat. ITT: faggots.
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    I must say, I agree wholeheartedly with this, you would sexually disappoint her also.
    I would also, and probably even be willing to rip up sloppy seconds if I had to. Seriously, she's a sexy woman, not because
    she's all that physically, but because he's got some kind of ability to communicate. Too many women are hot, and dumb as
    a box of hair, granted, ya don't fuck their brains, but it doesn't hurt. Hence why SE Cupp is hot also.
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    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    There's really something to be said for reading comprehension.
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    Yes, I must of missed something there. Maybe it was somewhere in that run on ellipsis.
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    Okay, he was right. My reading comprehension sucks.
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    I don't find Amy attractive at all and the fact that she has HPV is a big turnoff. She says that a lot of women have it and I'm not entirely sure what it is, but I know that I don't want it. However, I do like her on the show. I was looking through twitter last night and noticed the Ashton Kutcher now follows Opie. I also find it odd that Howie is tweeting all of a sudden and his avatar pic is him holding up a sign with the word Twitter written on it. I wonder how much he's getting paid to tweet. How long until there are Snapple tweets from him?
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    I want to believe that's a bit.
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    It's probably a ghost writer.
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    Over half of the sexually active adults in America have HPV apparently, and many don't show signs, so there's a good chance you already have it if you're getting laid. It's genital warts. Personally I don't worry much about that one... I kinda equate it to herpes Simplex 1 which 70-90% of people have. It's more a risk for women because it can cause cervical cancer.
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    She's one of my favorite female comics. And I know it's her material, because she sort of looks like Rocky Dennis.
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    Why even make this thread? Tease me with Amy Schumer nude and find you faggots whining about how or not hot she is.
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    I never had genital warts, but Amy has mentioned the HPV on Red Eye a few times. howie may have a ghost writer, but I am sure that he is making money, somehow, just like Bieber and kardashian do.
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    If that's the case, I'm going to get me a ghost reader.

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