Dane Cook story.

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  1. justifyyourgarb

    justifyyourgarb You drab South Bend cocksuckers are all the same.

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    http://www.avclub.com/articles/so-apparently-dane-cooks-standup-set-was-unusually,67943/

    Last night, audiences at Los Angeles’ The Laugh Factory were treated to a surprise set from comedian Dane Cook—and by “treated to,” we mean “bombarded with,” and by “set,” we mean “the egotistical ramblings of a narcissist who has lost all touch with humility and quite possibly humanity.” At least, that’s the basic gist of several eyewitness accounts from some of the comedians who were there—some of whom, like Daniel Kinno, found themselves bumped so that Cook could take the stage for as long as he wanted while he worked out new material, a raw process of discovery that Kinno describes thusly: “Watched him spiral for 45 minutes before I left. Could have been worse, he could have done his act.”

    YouTube star Jenna Marbles was slightly less charitable or pithy, saying, “Dane Cook took a shit on everyone. Might as well have been literally.” And stand-up comic and Late Night With Jimmy Fallon writer Ali Waller provided a more specific appraisal, saying, “Glad Dane Cook stopped by the Improv tonight, otherwise I'd never hear the story about how he ‘chainsaw-fucked’ a ‘disgusting whore's cunt.’” (Aww, you missed that? Yes, you missed that.)

    But no one offered a more detailed—or more scathing—review than comedian and actor T.J. Miller, who spent last night and much of this morning unspooling his assessment not only of Cook’s set, but his entire career and current state of mind. Here it is, in chronological order:

    Cook has yet to comment on (or notice, perhaps) either Miller’s review or his own performance, although he did respond to one fan’s expression of gratitude for stopping by, saying, “Incredible night. Felt connected/something special happening.” Sooo.... “special” like “forging a bold new comic voice” special? Or like “chainsaw-fucking a dirty whore’s cunt” special?
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    That title is more embarrassing than anything Dane Cook has ever done.
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    To be fair, if Louis CK said "chainsaw-fucking a dirty whore's cunt," (and he would totally say something like that) those same people would think it was genius. But it's out of context so what do I know. I'd love to hear audio of that.
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    Isn't this how Funny People started? Maybe next Dane'll get cancer that turns out to be not cancer and TJ Miller can watch his ex's kids while he fucks someone else's wife.

    Good Luck Chuck is actually an interesting movie in that it seems to switch what it's about about 10 times.
  5. justifyyourgarb

    justifyyourgarb You drab South Bend cocksuckers are all the same.

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    It kind of sounds like all the critics may have been being sissies. So far, I've heard from two girls and TJ Miller.


    And 100% true on the Louis CK thing.
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    Also, it's such a shame that Dane would bump such comedic masterminds as that dude from Mad TV, Daniel Kinno (???), Ali Waller (???????), That chick from Youtube, and that dude who you barely see in Cloverfield.

    Exactly. Show me the thoughts of one person who isn't frustrated with their career.

    And I totally laughed the first time I read the chainsaw-fucking line. I guess it's ok to invoke misogyny when you're trying to bash someone.

    Still, it does sorta sound like he had a bizarre meltdown. Didn't he announce that he was done with comedy?
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    Fixed*

    Kudos to TJ Miller for being a fucking parasite and trying to act like there should be boundaries in comedy.
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    Oh, and another thing - I wonder what those people thought when Dave Chappelle was doing the exact same thing at the exact same place.
  9. justifyyourgarb

    justifyyourgarb You drab South Bend cocksuckers are all the same.

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    Reading the story again, it really sounds like an East Coast comic did some dirty shit, and the West Coast comics aren't into it (I can't speculate whether it was funny or not).

    From TJ Miller's twitter.
    That hairline line isn't terrible.
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    west coast comedians.
    I actually heard a west coast comedian, I think it was eddie Ifft, say "I dont think im allowed to laugh at that"
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    He probably did...within earshot of Dane.
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    This could have been any comic that has been on O&A. Whoever TJ Miller is, I am convinced he is a queer and is not funny.

    EDIT: Confirmed

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    justifyyourgarb You drab South Bend cocksuckers are all the same.

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    He's been in a bunch of movies. I actually like him a lot in movies, but don't dig his stand up.
    He's done O&A before. I think once Patrice said he smashed him, and he couldn't take it and got really mad.
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    If someone acts like they're better than you, that's only narcissistic if it's not true. Just saying. Also, this sounds so much more interesting than his act. Maybe I should go see it.
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    To me it sounds like Dane killed.
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    Google the phrase "rape cottage". See who's house comes up first. Then consider if maybe he was joking when he said he's not allowed to laugh at some things.
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    All that was missing was a pool of aids joke. That would've turned things around and saved the night.
  18. justifyyourgarb

    justifyyourgarb You drab South Bend cocksuckers are all the same.

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    [video=youtube;pHvxmYSNv68]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHvxmYSNv68[/video]
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    This is BY FAR the funniest Dane Cook has EVER been.
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    I saw the title and wanted to hate dane (which I do) but after reading it I hate the little faggot more for getting his feelings hurt. Dane is right, if they are fans of his they are whores who will do anything he says.
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    That was actually funny as hell.

    If the description is correct then Dane is probably recording a CD soon and the people that got bumped were butt hurt.

    While I think he has been horrible in every film he has done I think that Dane's stand up isn't as bad as people like to say it is.

    Also, his appearance on Louie was great.



    Edit : Feb 5, 2011 Dallas, TX American Airlines Center Buy Tickets --- I asume he is taping something at this show because it is the only thing on his calendar.
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    Please let this be true. Although to be "done with comedy" implies that one already had something to do with comedy...
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    Dane finally puts together a funny set and gets shit on for it. I'm fed up with this world.
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    Dane's a pretty decent standup, I really enjoyed his performance in Mr. Brooks, I like the fact that he's one of only a few stars that has continued to do O&A no matter how big he got, and he basically can do no wrong in my eyes after his appearance on "Louie". While he's not one of my favorite comedians, he is certainly one of the best "Celebrity" Comedians of all time.
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    If that Louie show doesn't end the "Dane Cook is a thief" tag; I don't know what will. Dane stole Louis bits and made them better; IMHO. Louis, at the time, was a hack (in HIS opinion). He'd been doing those bits for YEARS. That incident made him a better comedian; and he's never repeated bits since. Dane was never as bad as Mencia in the joke thief department.

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