FU Adam and Eve.com ads

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  1. jnoble

    jnoble Registered User

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    I turn that breathy sounding bitch with the over-the-top "sexy" voice off at least three times a day during the O&A commerical breaks. Plus the audio was badly produced, every word she says that ends with an 's' make my speakers crackle
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    Audible? Torrent? Randomly curious.
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    X2. And what exactly the fuck is so sexy you can't mention it on the same show that did wiffle bat challenge? All xm commercials suck cock.



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    JoeyDVDZ I'm a Black Ninja, Fuckface! Donator

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    The over the top sexy voice actually does the exact opposite to me, and makes me want to crack her skull with a ball peen hammer.
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    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    I called in the FU line right when they first started airing the commercials in 2005 and the lady just sounded FAAAAAAAAT. Big surprise it never made the air.
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    Still not as bad as "Tell them about the discount Harry"...
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    Stig America's Most Beloved Entertainer

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    They do one aimed at women where the woman doing the voice-over speaks in a normal, non-annoying voice. Why can't we have her in the other A&E ads?
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    Save My Up's Dick smud

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    This! That was torture.

    I hate the way the A&E chick says doll. She pronounces her O's like stupid Sam.
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    They have gifts so sensual they can't even mention it on the air.
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    stevethrower Got Sig? Donator

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    That cigar one is a close second...
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    Or fucking BelRay. "You know what you've got between your legs...." Piss off.
  12. jnoble

    jnoble Registered User

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    This one too. I hate the voice the guy uses. Motorcycles are like your cock. WE GET IT!
    I turn that one off immediatly as well
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    starfsckers inc Ambitious, but rubbish.

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    To be fair, I've heard the same "we can't mention it on the radio" ad on FM radio before.

    So, fuck these clowns for not offering up different radio spots for satellite and terrestrial. I can't reach my radio fast enough when this ad comes on.
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    I hate her voice, she lisps in the middle of it and the way she says dvd's is enraging.

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