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Have you ever gotten a "massage" with a happy ending?

Discussion in 'General Discussion Archive' started by SOS, Jun 9, 2006.

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Have you ever gotten a "massage" with a happy ending?

Poll closed Jun 16, 2006.
  1. All the time.

    16 vote(s)
    10.2%
  2. Occassionly.

    20 vote(s)
    12.7%
  3. Once or Twice

    28 vote(s)
    17.8%
  4. Never

    93 vote(s)
    59.2%
  1. SOS

    SOS ONA Wackbag Staff

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    Have you ever gotten a "massage" with a happy ending?

    Have you ever thought about getting one?

    How far have you gone?
  2. Baby Evil

    Baby Evil Trading warriors for illegals works, right?

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    Oh yes. Sometimes you can get a little extra, and no having to deal with the wife!
  3. Shaggz

    Shaggz Slaying Zombies since 11/11/08

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    No.
    But I would love to! Yet, there aren't places of that sort around here. If there is, its probably filled with ugly whores (not the petite asians like in my fantasy)
  4. Baby Evil

    Baby Evil Trading warriors for illegals works, right?

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    Louisville and Lexington are good choices. Personal experience. Also college girls in Richmond and Bowling Green will do a little work for you.
  5. REMUS 13

    REMUS 13 Registered User

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    Never have, prob never will.

    Say no to AIDS.
  6. novalia

    novalia do not stare

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    unfortunately not.. i've only gone to high end spas..
    i always try to think of something really sexy before they flip me over so i get a giant woody hoping one time someone will do something about the towel tent...
  7. Little Chuckie

    Little Chuckie Registered User

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    Just this week, got two that had a very happy and covered ending with a 18 year old Korean/Jap mix.... see it as doing my part to help her pay her way out of slavary.
  8. prozac

    prozac I Munch on Bloody Tampons for Protein

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    Never got one but if someone is offering?????
  9. Shane1V

    Shane1V Eggnog Flavored Cum

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    A friend of mine brought to get a full massage and happy ending for my birthday last year. We had to get naked, got literally hosed down, then massaged(not a greta one either) for 55 minutes and got SHIT. :icon_evil
    They probably thought we were cops.
  10. JohnnyGriswold

    JohnnyGriswold Registered User

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    No. Asian bitches don't get me hard.
  11. StinkyHookerAss

    StinkyHookerAss Registered User

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    I'm from Canada and these establishments are EVERYWHERE.
    Infact there are about 4 with 2 blocks of my place.
    The asian ones are the cheap ones. $40-$80 CDN.
    Some nice College girls have also set up shops to make their tution monies.

    BTW always a great finish.

    Anytime visiting the Great White North (Ontario), PM me and I'll send you some fantastic links.
  12. SmokeyMcPot

    SmokeyMcPot Registered User

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    yeah anyone in the cleveland are..check out a place called hawaii health in ashtabula. its my favorite local jack parlor. $60 will get u a half hour massage and a jack
  13. WOWmagnet

    WOWmagnet Broad Heavy Donator

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    WOW. I can't believe how many guys never did. I thought like 99% of guys did this type of stuff.
    OOPS! gotta go. "Someone" is at the door...
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    3shadeswhite Registered User

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    i didnt even mean to find my happy ending it was a tottal accident, and I go back once a year or so .( mabey a couple more than that)
  15. Spadanko

    Spadanko Registered User

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    Of course.. i know a couple of places if anyone is interested PM me... one in CT, one in Jersey City... CT = Asians, JC = Russians
  16. Baby Evil

    Baby Evil Trading warriors for illegals works, right?

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    I forgot...If you are in the southeast I most likely know some great jack shacks, or escorts that are outstanding. Just PM me and I will give you the info.
  17. Stig

    Stig America's Most Beloved Entertainer

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    Does getting one from the wife count?
  18. Chapel

    Chapel Complete dickhead

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    my wife is a massage therapist...
    all the time
  19. MyMomsBox

    MyMomsBox Morality is temporary, wisdom is toast.

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    Anyone see the irony in that?
  20. Baby Evil

    Baby Evil Trading warriors for illegals works, right?

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    No for a few reasons:

    1. When you are done you can't leave.
    2. There is a degree of fun/dirtiness in paying.
    3. When I am with my wife I don't want the hand, I want a hole.
  21. Zutroy

    Zutroy New Wackbag

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    I agree with this fella! Live in T.O. and have 3 to choose from in a 10 min walk! Russian / Asian and college chicks!

    40 bucks for happy ending / 60 topless / 80 - 100 for a body slide = yummy!

    Norton has even commented on the abundance of MP's so "Cum North Boys".
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    RMPGP Registered User

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    No but I have a decent story about my one and only massage.

    We had one to celebrate our anniversary one year. Really ritzy spa place, but they didn't have couples massages, so they were in seperate rooms. I saw my masseuse and she appeared to be reading a piece of paper, but then later used a cane to manuever around. Hot young college student. I got totally nakked for the massage except for some stupid paper briefs (I didn't know if I was supposed to wear my undies or not under them).

    During the massage, she was doing a great job and revealing some wonderful cleavage but not wanting to get caught looking I kept my eyes elsewhere. I was also sporting some pretty major wood during the massage and my cock was totally seeable from outside of these stupid paper briefs.

    Afterword we went to another area and I found out this masseuse was BLIND. I was completely oblivious to this fact and felt totally fucking retarded. I could have checked her out with my eyes all I wanted and gone totally naked and it wouldn't have mattered.

    Man I have to get back there sometime and see if she still works there.

    Here's an aside that wackbaggers will find funny: apparently she had a seeing eye dog that almost got her killed by letting her walk in front of a bus. She had to take him back for more training or something like that. God she was hot though, I mean an actual 8 or 9.
  23. RMPGP

    RMPGP Registered User

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    So what's the protocol if god forbid you can't shoot or it's taking too long?
  24. JayBill

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    I got one in cancun. this bitch was so hot. all i had to do was look in the phone book and ask if sex was included. i guess its legal there iam not sure.
  25. striker

    striker Why yes, I am an asshole, so what?

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    I try to go once a month, there used to be a couple of dozen here in Colo., but raid by the cops have it down to about a dozen now, and they still raid on a monthly basis. Plus the fucking nosey "investigative reporters" hit the places every few months as well.

    There are often some very HOT women in there, and yeah, I know it's human slavery, but WTF, it's quick, it's easy, and it's a tax write-off.

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