Lochs & bagel:

Discussion in 'Wackbag's Mean Cusine' started by VMS, Apr 1, 2012.

  1. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    Love me some lochs & bagels, but I skip breakfast often enough that keeping smoked salmon can get tricky.

    So, is getting the smoked salmon cream cheese cheating? Not as healthy? Or just a case of being a milquetoast pussy?

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    So I guess Nessie is real after all and apparently he is good eats as well.
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    The Jews loves their Lox and Schmears.

    If anything goes on a bagel it's butter. Or make it into a tasty sositch (or bacon) egg and cheese sammich. Or just plain.

    Bagel Lord is a cunt.
    Toast blows.
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    Seriously, VMS might as well have spelled it locks.

    Butter only goes on a toasted Lender's bagel. If you get real bagels, its all about cream cheese. A place by me has veggie cream cheese that I would punch my own mother in the face for. Veggie cream cheese on a fresh salt bagel is the bomb.
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    Pish posh! I love Jalepeno Cream Cheese on my Jew Donuts.
  6. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    Ok, I deserve that ass-r@ping. I'd blame autocorrect, but then someone would figure out that this device doesn't have it.

    My bad, you fags.

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    Lox cream cheese is hack bullshit. Get the right way or don't get it at all.
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    Nice toasted garlic or everything bagel, cream cheese...tasty.

    Starbucks has a fantastic Chonga bagel, but you savages on the east coast can't get it.

    Never had Lox. I know it has something to do with salmon, but what the fuck is it?
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    A real NYC "everything bagel", toasted with real lox, cream cheese and sliced red onion.

    Anything else and you're teh faggit.
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    Lox is cured smoked salmon. Lox is just the Yiddish word for it.
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    We've got a NY style deli down the road that's crazy authentic, and I hated the concept of this until I tried it there. They also do an eggs benedict with lox instead of ham, and it's god damn amazing.

    You've gotta get good stuff, but if it's the good stuff it's incredible.
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    I can't even imagine myself ever saying veggie cream cheese.
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    Well then you are missing out. That shit is the tits.
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    It really is quite good. Not my favorite, but good all the same.
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    It's all I get now between early classes. I have an 8am and an 11am 2 days a week, with 1h45m downtime, but it's 30 minutes from home and I'm not wasting the gas. Anyway it's called the 309 Special (for the Route the shop is on) and though the owners are all Indian, their everything bagel is perfect. For a while I was going to like Subway, DD, and even Burger King, fuck all that noise, the 309's all I need.

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