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Pornstar thinking of running for Louisiana Senate

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by VMS, Feb 9, 2009.

  1. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    Whore thinking of running

    I really don't have any judgment against any of this except one little thing:

    Did this fucking Senator really use his normal cellphone for calling up hookers? I mean, seriously, if you're going to go that route shouldn't you be smart enough to stop by a Wal-Mart, buy a Trackfone, and just use the burner phone to call for illegal activities? Shit, don't you assholes who are into illegal substances do that, too? Why use a phone that cops can look up your name and address on to get into illegal shit?

    Burner phones, dickheads, burner phones!

    It's not 100% (they can still trick you into walking into a trap or whatever), but it gives you an extra layer of security for fuck's sake.

    Seriously, if there's a security company that specializes in protecting dirtbags doing illegal shit, fucking hire me already. What is it about shitheads who do illegal stuff that makes them such fucking morons about these things? I have friends who are cops: the stories they tell of how fucking easy it is to catch criminals is mind boggling.
  2. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    Why not? We should all come together as a nation and get more whores elected to office! :rolleyes:
  3. CousinDave

    CousinDave Well-Known Member Donator

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    I have more faith in professional porn stars than I do professional politicians to run the government.

    The article says she's 29 - I'm guessing she'll be 30 by the time she would take office.

    Great looking girl: http://freeones.com/html/s_links/Stormy_Waters/
    link NSFW

    I think Jenna lives in Arizona - McCain should be retiring soon
  4. Larz

    Larz ****Self-Banned****

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    Politicians are all self-absorbed lunatics. no other explanation for it. I mean why get married, have kids, and put yourself up to the public scrutiny if you need to run around fucking whores? At least get that shit out of your system before running for office.
  5. moegolden

    moegolden Perv-switch toggler

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    I gotta see footage from the "listening tour". if its not a wackbag-looking crowd, then she may have a shadow of a chance. but louisiana isn't exactly open-minded, outside of nawlins
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    BeerBelly Banned

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    hack
    every couple of years some whore runs for some shit
    blah blah blah
  7. Cherry Pie

    Cherry Pie Cherry Classic™

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    this old gag all we need is a has been and a midget
  8. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster. Donator

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    This country elected a wrestler as a governor. Anything is possible.
  9. BullsLawDan

    BullsLawDan She A Great Big Fat Person?

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    If she declares, I'm going to start looking for property in Louisiana.

    I don't care if she runs on a platform of forced executions of all children under 10. She's got my vote.
  10. stillbornstew

    stillbornstew blogging loser

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    i think i went to grade school with that hole.
  11. BullsLawDan

    BullsLawDan She A Great Big Fat Person?

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    She must have been gorgeous then [Oh, Uncle Paul!]
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    Stormrider666 Hell is home. Donator

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    Lets just hope she is more thick skinned than Shawna. You can't have a politician running out of the room in tears because someone criticized her.
  13. CousinDave

    CousinDave Well-Known Member Donator

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    I think I want this woman to be a US Senator more than anyone else.

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    Plunkies Registered User

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    Pornstar to politician? Why take a step down like that? She can do better. If she tries her best she could work her way up to stripper or full release massage girl. No need to throw away her dignity like that.
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    Schmed I'm a corpse without a soul...

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    I'd take her over Al Franken. This is actually a step up. He's an Obama whore.
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    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast Donator

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    Can't wait for the scandal detailing how she's been monogamous with her husband.
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    Jimmy's Dignity Pound my bloody fudge!! Staff Member Wackbag Staff

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    State Senator, or in the federal gov't?

    I'd vote for her

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    DanaReevesLungs I can keep rhythm with no metronome... Donator

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    I'll move back to Louisiana just to vote for her.
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  20. Owenay

    Owenay Those who fail to learn from history are doomed...

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    But I thought fucking on film was the opposite of being conservative :action-sm

    Stormy's been talking about getting into politics for years now. She's a 100% honest, smart lady. And she's hot. And she loves fucking. How do you even compete with that? And why not? The diaper guy in Don's avatar can be Senator and Arnold and Jesse Governors...

    Hey Bogey, start your campaigning now!
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  22. DonTheTrucker

    DonTheTrucker I talk on the radio. No, really, I do.

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    Yeah, the citizens of New Orleans are really "open minded"

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    As long as you're black and corrupt, they love you.

    This woman worked in a legal profession. If she wants the job and is qualified, let her run.
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    CousinDave Well-Known Member Donator

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    What about incompetent?
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    Porn Star Daniels Declares 'I Am A Republican'


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