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Ron Bennington's Line Of The Day

Discussion in 'Ron & Fez Discussion' started by LiddyRules, Mar 30, 2006.

  1. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules Mr. Sarcasm is The Answer to Everything Donator

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    This is similar to the Genius of Ron Bennington but everyday Ron has that one line that makes me laugh hysterical and, while all his lines are good, one of them just strikes out the most at me. So I want to try this out and remember one vote per day, and wait until the end of the show to vote. Anyway, today's was

    Ron *after playing Gary Glitter/Soundboard Fez Remix*: It's hard to believe but at one point in our lives, that made us laugh hysterically.
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    lol agree to that.

    I have to say that this week's shows have made me laugh out on several occausion in unexpected places. I don't know if they have a fresh start after vacation or I'm finally "getting" Ron & Fez.
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    Chester'sLiver ESD is Wackbag's hero!

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    I think this is it because they have been this great since they came on XM. People just expected Opie and Anthony 2 which they aren't. Ron makes me laugh everyday. My favorite line of his was "If it was **** then why did you cum?" I laughed so hard I had to put it in my sig.
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    Martini Tony Hour......BACK!......get it?

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    Ive been listening to R&F since day one on XM, and loved them ever since. Ron is effing hysterical.
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    Arch Stanton It's all about the funny! Donator

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    "You know what my Mom called it, Fezzy????
    Shit.
    She'd be like, 'If you have to go take a shit, go. I don't want you shitting in your pants.'
    Very blunt, my Mom."
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    badcellphoneguy Kansas City...Kansas City here they come!

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    ronnie b is a radio genius. he comes up with things on the fly that are just hysterical.

    later
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    the bit on the seal clubbing in Canada had me rolling...as my brother wrote me, 'only Ronnie B can make seal talk interesting'
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    punchingmunchki Just die already

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    BabyHat3R and THATS how you executive produce!

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    As having played Sun Valley my senior year, that bit never gets old.
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    BigBuffaloFan The O&A show is a Hole free show!!!

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    Not really the line of the day but I like he did not back down from Rob Dibble on todays show. Yo Rob if you play major league baseball that means you have good hand eye cordination. Adding Steroids to the mix is to enchance them you dummy. You yourself admit a lot of players juiced when you played. Don't ever talk to Mr. B the genius in tone you did today becasue you will look dumber then you did today.
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    earlshog the yates child that lived

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    Ron: I love those Chinese needles...

    Fez: Acupuncture???

    Ron: Heroin
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    FlavoredDecay New Wackbag

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    There was a tear in my eye as i was molesting her. She's so fuckin' adorable.
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    Black Earl... Why don't you do voice over work for the radio show...
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    EDIT TO CLARIFY.

    Ron to *Woman talking about The Notebook*: I haven't beaten a woman to death since 1989.
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    Arch Stanton It's all about the funny! Donator

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    I felt like an asshole for laughing so hard at that. What a line...:clap:
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    While talking about the new DVD parental filter settings -
    "I would set it at 'some bush, no gash.'"
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    when they were talking about the DVD player that filters out harsh language and violence:

    RON: "I want to get one that filters out violins. That shit really bugs me."
    FEZ: "Its a classical instrument."

    I LOL'd
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    During the show on 02/10/04, while taqlking about Fez' cat, Fuzz Whatley -
    "Even the blind can see you're lying."

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