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Saltines RUINED!

Discussion in 'Wackbag's Mean Cusine' started by ginaf20697, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. ginaf20697

    ginaf20697 Well-Known Member Donator

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    OMG they are ROUND now. Like a fucking Ritz cracker. Goodbye Nabisco. This is a mistake not seen in retail since New Coke.
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    Flash.Buy.Fuck Regular Cave Baby Donator

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    Chili just got really lonely.
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    fletcher Darkness always says hello. Donator

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    Hold on hold on hold on, whats wrong with Ritz crackers??
  4. ginaf20697

    ginaf20697 Well-Known Member Donator

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    Well Ritz crackers are buttery yummy goodness but a saltine should be thin and crispy not thick and round.
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    Flash.Buy.Fuck Regular Cave Baby Donator

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    Not a damn thing if you are fully stocked with easy cheese.
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    fletcher Darkness always says hello. Donator

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    Did they change the recipe of the cracker or just the shape? If it is just a change in shape I am mostly ok with that.

    [lob] Everything comes better in a can. [/lob]
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    Those savages.
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    Luckily, the generic/store brands are just as good :)

    Round saltines better not be here to stay.
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    The Club people better not get any ideas.
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    Blasphemy!! May the Flying Spaghetti Monster strike down with his mighty garlicky anger and smite this abomination!! All praise be to his saucy goodness.
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    Interesting. Just this week, we were talking about how a dollar bill, an unsharpened #2 pencil, and a saltine are good examples of something to use as a frame of reference when taking pictures of a wound for the hospital, because they are all standard size.
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    Awful Me I do it.

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    Still square in the stores around here. Bought some at Winn Dixie the other day.
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    I bet it takes slightly less cracker dough to make a round cracker than it does to make a square, which over the course of hundreds of thousands of boxes produced, add up to a pretty savings. Still, I want my square crispy goodness.
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    No what they actually did was just throw them loose into a 10oz box instead of the square ones in a lb box.
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    Westminster Crackers are better anyway
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    lockjaaaaww All out of Bubble Gum.

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    Yea right like they changed their iconic cracker design. What next Coke Changing their formula.
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    This is the biggest travesty in the cracker industry since they came out with unsalted saltines.
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    Wouldnt those just be called "teens"? Those sound delicious.
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    Real teens are saltier though.
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    No wonder they've fallen into a tie for sixth place with Table Time and Allied Biscuit.
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    Ill have you know that my father is a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
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    Big deal. My friend Jerry is a major player down at the sewing store.
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    I think I blew the reference. Damn my computer woes and terrible memory.
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    UCJOE I have a lot of business with the Chinese

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    So my dad is a cracker at The Big Wheel Factory

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