Survivor 28: Cagayan -- Brawn. vs. Brain vs. Beauty.

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  1. Mother Shucker

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    No returning players?

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    They've gotta stop bringing back returning players just for the sake of bringing back returning players. There was no need for a Rob vs Russell season when we had basically just had that in Heroes Vs Villains (and they both got beat soundly by two superior players in Sandra and Parvati). Coach vs Ozzy made absolutely no sense, and you have to believe that going into these seasons that production is going to do everything they can to make sure at least one of the returning players on those types of seasons makes it to the end--otherwise their whole twist is a colossal failure. I mean look at the new and returning player seasons:

    1. Guatemala. Stephanie and Bobby Jon return, Stephanie gets to final 2

    2. Fans Vs Favorites. Final 3 is all Favorites, including the two best bikini bodies on the show

    3. Redemption Island. Rob and Russell Return, Rob wins

    4. South Pacific. Coach and Ozzy return, both make it all the way to the finale, Coach finishes 2nd, they spend a whole segment of the show and the reunion special slobbering on Ozzy's penis.

    5. Philippines. Penner, Skupin and Black Russell return, Penner becomes season narrator and Skupin finishes 2nd.

    6. Caramoan. Only 4 of the final 12 were not returning players.

    7. Blood vs Water. 5 of final 6 were returnees.

    Every single time they've brought back returning players, at least one has made it to the end. And now here we are at season 28 where they've recycled so many past castaways that they almost have to do all-new casts because they have only a handful of legitimate people left to bring back that they haven't yet.
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    I can not stop laughing at this. Sandra a superior player, wait I am still laughing. The joke of the show is the only player to win twice is one of the worst players. She did nothing either season she was on and got carried to the end both times. Amazingly butt hurt juries awarded her the million. Most seasons a loud mouth like that has no chance but she happened to be on when there was more than one pain in the ass(as the players see it).

    You are right though with the returning players. It has run its course for a while. Although I do enjoy seeing some of them play this game, I need a break from it. I would prefer every fourth season or so to bring someone back. If they put the time into really getting good players the well would not be this dry.


    Now when can I see the list of those beauties?
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    Well here's one reason to watch this next season....
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    Nice. Can't wait to see who's on the beauty team.
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    She looks like Marjorie Tyrell with big jugs.
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    Watched her video. Her voice is kind of annoying. That said I would be willing to plug it with my cock.
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    I bet some ass will vote her out quick. Damn that is one of the hottest contestants I have seen for any season
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    Quick? Try first. Never fails.
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    Bump. The show is on now. Big fat titties. Asses. And very dumb people.
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    almost time to watch the HDTivo...need an hour of buffer time with all the commercials in a 2hr survivor
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    oMG this is fucking hilarious! What a retarded bunch of 'brains'

    and why is it that a certain type of person on this show is ALWAYS crazy and loses their shit....and has no social skills...ALWAYS...
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    Maybe I'll be back in this season.
    How is Cliff Robinson broke? He made $60+M in his career... Stupid athletes
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    That was one of the most embarrassing starts to a season ever. The Brains are a bunch of boobs. And not in a good way.
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    Yeah, and the same "type" is also always lazy on the show, er, in life.

    And that Morgan chick on the beuty team has good head on her.... HOLY SHIT I CAN'T STOP JACKING TO HER TITS!
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    Did they say he was broke? I dont remember hearing it.
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    If I was Spencer I would ask to be traded to another tribe. I thought the attorney Kass had a brain but obviously not. How in the hell do you keep someone who just destroyed all your food? Spencer I feel for you buddy. There is no way that J'Tia is anything but a custodial engineer, not a chance in hell a nuclear engineer unless quotas really needed to be filled. I still want to know how they are going to eat or complete a challenge like the last one that needed Garrett to carry two crates things. Who is going to lose their shit first/again, Jtia or the accountant? And those fucks do not even know the idol is dead to them. So an annoying guy in David who would have made the show more interesting goes first, that sucked.

    Drew, you are correct that is one of the most embarrassing starts I have seen.
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    Heads up if you haven't watched tonight yet...

    The Brains team wins in spite of riceburner....no, not an asian dude, literally the girl who burned the rice...

    First off...so glad that Tit's McGillicuddy is still rockin it...holy shit...


    I don't think Brice gets that he was out no matter what...even if Jeremiah voted for Alexis Brice is still out...doesn't he realize that?

    I was wondering who voted for MorTITSgan? I hate it when they have a 2x vote because we don't get to see who voted which way first...

    Next week is an epic blame challenge...you never want to the QB on the blindfold challenge..

    WTF IS beef cop so set on setting up some epic betrayal? Probably because it doesn't look cool to the guy cops to be cool with a chick...Or maybe he found out she's IA
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    That Morgan has some sweet ones,but I noticed she has weird long Sam type thumbs so I couldnt do her anymore(kidding,internet male).

    I feel sorry for the guy on the brains tribe. First he has the crazy rice burner, then the other sassy black girl seems like she is annoying as hell to deal with. He better pray for some kind of merge or he is done.
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    She is next to go on the hot tribe though. Sucks for us.
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    Just catching up, I know I'm weeks behind, but...

    I think I love the Gay-purple-pants-guy on "Beauty", he might be the best. I like how he knows that TitsMcHighSocks immediately friendzone'd the Jeremiah guy.

    I don't understand why the awful-tattoo-cop-guy is hiding the fact that he's a cop. For "Strategical" purposes, and then he starts building a spy-shack? What a fucking tool.

    Jeff said the word "Brain" and made about 200 terrible puns and references during the first challenge, it was infuriating. It was like he was calling the Hindenburg fire, so much awful hyperbole.

    I hated Poker-Guy the most. He didn't want to come on Survivor to "survive" and "not eat"; Not sure you know what the word survivor means, guy.
    He's the worst. "I don't want to play strategy... meh", "I don't want to go talk to people, mehhhh", "Usually people bring me chicken and rice as I sit down, meeehhhhhhh"

    It says he spend 2,000 studying for Survivor and didn't realize any of this?
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    IDK if they are doing it or purpose and it has been happening all along, or if it's a recent phenomena but Jeff is getting way too involved in intentionally causing issues in the game..."This team is the worst I've ever seen...Look at how xxxx is failing completely and letting down the tribe....XXXX still hasn't managed a single one.....XXXX not getting anything done.."
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    I remember mentioning that in the past few seasons... Jeff trying to be more of a star.
    Being more aggressive about face-time and saying shit, trying to instigate.

    He's annoying.
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