The Best of Patrice Oneal

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  1. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules Mr. Sarcasm is The Answer to Everything Donator

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    Hope the mods won't mind but this thread is to post your favorite Patrice Oneal stuff. From the show, stand-up, etc.

    I'll start.



    I watched this movie last week because of this segment.

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    Pigdango Wackbag's Man of Gold Donator

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    This sucked me in right away because of his description of "I'm gettin' ready to DIE, tired", as I was driving to and from Albany every week at the time. I didn't nap at Rest Stops for a long time after I heard this segment:



    This is not only my favorite Patrice moment, it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard on the show:



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    [video=youtube;RtjQr6i-mN8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtjQr6i-mN8[/video]
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    Raining stuff was fucking Hilarious. 'Watch out! Shit is flying around! The fuck was that?' So funny. Short version...



    My personal favorite.

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    Don't do this. He's not dead, damn it. :(
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    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious. Donator

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    Do what? When's the last time we had a "Hey this is one funny motherfucker. Let's toss up some shit where his comedic genius shines."

    Not like we can have one for Vos...
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    Yeah but you normally do this stuff when the person has passed away.
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    Maybe not legally...but it doesn't seem to be looking too good.
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    a video i made years ago




    hope patrice gets better

    he if cant talk it

    would be a sin ...
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    He could still be funny. Starts around 6m.

    [video=youtube;DRRCLw4J3Qw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRRCLw4J3Qw[/video]

    Please dont ban me for this, no disrespect intended.
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    Independence day is one of my favorites.
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    When ever, as long as it's been on the net, has wackbag been normal?
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    dont feel like looking for it , but the first day of jocktober last year was classic .. it was also the boys first day back after re signing the contract.. classic patrice
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    That was the one where he pointed out that Opie says "Fu-chit-tive".
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    The Patrice/Danny fight is pretty funny
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    Here's a video I threw together in about 30 seconds.

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    (HINT) Hit the "QUOTE" button and see how to embed Youtube vids :action-sm
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    havent read a single post in this thread and dont care if this is a repost because this is the best thing Patrice has ever done, ever

    [video=youtube;eJRUkuCQWK0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJRUkuCQWK0[/video]
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    One of my favorites is that damned animation of Patrice and Ant talking about Wesley Snipe
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    Posted it in the other thread, but here is it again.

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    Great story from Patrice. He still needs to pen a book. I have grown to love that guy.
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    [video=youtube;wJ5_hCYtFko]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ5_hCYtFko[/video]

    [video=youtube;aXo1yJC0FrM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXo1yJC0FrM[/video]

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