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The Best of Patrice Oneal

Discussion in 'Comedians, Guests and Friends of the Show' started by LiddyRules, Oct 26, 2011.

  1. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules Mr. Sarcasm is The Answer to Everything Donator

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    Hope the mods won't mind but this thread is to post your favorite Patrice Oneal stuff. From the show, stand-up, etc.

    I'll start.



    I watched this movie last week because of this segment.

  2. Pigdango

    Pigdango Piles of Revenge Donator

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    This sucked me in right away because of his description of "I'm gettin' ready to DIE, tired", as I was driving to and from Albany every week at the time. I didn't nap at Rest Stops for a long time after I heard this segment:



    This is not only my favorite Patrice moment, it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard on the show:



  3. Hoffman

    Hoffman Seung-Hui Cho supporter

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    [video=youtube;RtjQr6i-mN8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtjQr6i-mN8[/video]
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    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious. Donator

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    Raining stuff was fucking Hilarious. 'Watch out! Shit is flying around! The fuck was that?' So funny. Short version...



    My personal favorite.

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    Token White Guy Continuously Jaded

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    Don't do this. He's not dead, damn it. :(
  6. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious. Donator

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    Do what? When's the last time we had a "Hey this is one funny motherfucker. Let's toss up some shit where his comedic genius shines."

    Not like we can have one for Vos...
  7. Token White Guy

    Token White Guy Continuously Jaded

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    Yeah but you normally do this stuff when the person has passed away.
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    Maybe not legally...but it doesn't seem to be looking too good.
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    DICERADIO Registered User

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    a video i made years ago




    hope patrice gets better

    he if cant talk it

    would be a sin ...
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    DICERADIO Registered User

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    fletcher Darkness always says hello. Donator

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    He could still be funny. Starts around 6m.

    [video=youtube;DRRCLw4J3Qw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRRCLw4J3Qw[/video]

    Please dont ban me for this, no disrespect intended.
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    Taint Stench #shredding

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    Independence day is one of my favorites.
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    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious. Donator

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    When ever, as long as it's been on the net, has wackbag been normal?
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    dont feel like looking for it , but the first day of jocktober last year was classic .. it was also the boys first day back after re signing the contract.. classic patrice
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    stellarcomics Well-Known Member It's My Birthday! Donator

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    That was the one where he pointed out that Opie says "Fu-chit-tive".
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    The Godfather Spark it up for The Godfather and say!!!!!

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    The Patrice/Danny fight is pretty funny
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    dpropel c:\

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    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother. Donator

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    [video=youtube;r6PCXF2NfMg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PCXF2NfMg[/video]
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    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast Donator

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    Here's a video I threw together in about 30 seconds.

    [video=youtube;-9uZo236FRA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9uZo236FRA[/video]

    (HINT) Hit the "QUOTE" button and see how to embed Youtube vids :action-sm
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    havent read a single post in this thread and dont care if this is a repost because this is the best thing Patrice has ever done, ever

    [video=youtube;eJRUkuCQWK0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJRUkuCQWK0[/video]
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    One of my favorites is that damned animation of Patrice and Ant talking about Wesley Snipe
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    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster. Donator

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    Posted it in the other thread, but here is it again.

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    Great story from Patrice. He still needs to pen a book. I have grown to love that guy.
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    [video=youtube;wJ5_hCYtFko]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ5_hCYtFko[/video]

    [video=youtube;aXo1yJC0FrM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXo1yJC0FrM[/video]

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