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  1. Capt.Caveman

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    cigarsandscotch Smoke and drink up.

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    Thanks dude. I'm glad you're enjoying the show. Don't miss tomorrow night's show 1/18/10 we go live @ 7PM on http://www.unlearntheshow.com/Home.html Don't worry if you can't watch it live, we rerun the show all week on the site.
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    cigarsandscotch Smoke and drink up.

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    Haha , you dick. Are you coming by this week?
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    cigarsandscotch Smoke and drink up.

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    You must've been drinking and watched the wrong show. Now I hate you. :D
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    cigarsandscotch Smoke and drink up.

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    cigarsandscotch Smoke and drink up.

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    Thanks guys, you rock!...the numbers have been great this week according to Livestream.

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    i think the numbers will go waqy up is you guys do the show shirtless.....grrrrrrrrr
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    cigarsandscotch Smoke and drink up.

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    Preview of this Tuesday Night's upcoming show

    On This Week’s “UnLearn: The Show”…

    For the first roundtable of 2010, Rich W, Cigars & Scotch Tony, Razor Roman & MJ Mandalay will take momentary breaks from carbohydrate consumption in order to utilize our collective intellects so that we might solve the world‘s problems…

    Former Democratic Presidential candidate John Edwards is a baby daddy! It seems Ole’ Hole in the Condom has finally admitted that he is the father of the 2-year old diaper filler who was conceived during an extra marital romp with one of his staff… This of course came as a revelation to no one, despite years of emphatic denials…All this occurred while his loving, devoted, albeit not too bright wife was selfishly battling incurable cancer, and obviously neglecting him. “Hey Honey, I know you’re a little tired from the Chemo, But how a bout a lil’ game of “Bill & Monica“? Well look on the bright side John…Your political career might be in the crapper, but you have a brand new tax deduction…

    Also… crotchety curmudgeon, straight shooter and snappy dresser Godfrey Bloom has had enough of environmentalists and their culture of fear regarding the environment. We’ll recount his fabulous rant while in session at European Parliament, and offer many harrumphs. “Of Course, This is what global warming is all about…We have to get used to freezing temperatures!” We love this guy, and not just because he called Al Gore a crook.

    ….and more Haiti Hijinks! …as nothing brings out ruthless opportunism like the poor people’s pain & suffering… It seems that delightful humanitarian Wyclef Jean is accused of profiteering from the disaster that has befallen his country. Say it ain’t so!…Bah, we could never believe that, especially since the Rev Al Sharpton has endorsed him… and those wacky Scientologists are claiming to heal ailing Hatians with “touch”…which of course makes us want experiment with that technique by touching their faces with our fists…

    All this plus! ….A Whites Only Basketball League! … The Rabbi Shmuley Boteach out-douches himself! …Atlantic City in Peril! … Sadistic dentists! …Andy Dick & Gary Coleman out-douche themselves too! All on this week’s UnLearn: The Show… Live Tuesday 01/26/10 … 7:00pm ET @ www.unlearntheshow.com …replaying all week long…Watch or Hate yourself in the morning!!!!
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    Thanks for the awesome #'s last week. We finished up with nearly 100,000 viewer minutes. Be sure to check out this week's special round table edition. http://www.unlearntheshow.com
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    cigarsandscotch Smoke and drink up.

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    Don't miss tonight when we reach 1,000,000 viewer minutes!!!!!

    On This Week’s “UnLearn: The Show”…

    Director of iMurders …Robbie Bryan will be at the “UnLearn” Tiki Bar to tell debaucherous film making stories … and share the trials of the Indy film scene…We’ll ask all the tough questions like “Were those *real* Lesbians?” “Are the rumors true about the Midget hanging himself on the set?“ “Did you ever slip and call Billy Dee Williams, Lando? Check out the trailer @ http://www.imurdersthemovie.com/

    …Also…Rich & I will revue this week’s nationally televised liberal agenda infomercial…or as the mainstream media likes to refer to it, the State of the Union address... It’s funny, we were always under the impression that the State of the Union address should actually be about the State of the Union… Silly us… But we can only assume that an hour of depressing reality would not have gotten the country’s attention like the President’s Pep Rally did… Amazingly, immediately following the speech, the sales of Snuggies and Sham Wow’s rose dramatically…

    …And have you ever wondered what would happen if Al Gore and Hugo Chavez had a love child? It would seem that the Middle East’s main purveyor of incomprehensive convoluted logic …Osama Bin Laden … has determined that the way to solve the global warming crisis is to brings down the United States economy… which, when you think about it, is pretty much what Gore and Chavez have to say. But is it us, or is this like blaming everything on the Boogey Man?

    And we have finally found something good to say about Nancy Pelosi… She’s a Lush!

    All This Plus!… Christians Run anti-Abortion Ads During Super Bowl! … Godfather Runs His Mob from Jail Using Facebook!” … Obama Handicaps Football!… Russian Teen is Racist…Against Russians!…and Michael Jackson gets another Grammy! … All on this week’s UnLearn: The Show… Live Tuesday 02/02/10 … 7:00pm ET @ www.unlearntheshow.com …replaying all week long…Watch or Hate yourself in the morning!!!!
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    cigarsandscotch Smoke and drink up.

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    Live Tuesdays at 7PM EST. Show replays all week.

    This Week in Psychosis! … “UnLearn: The Show” 02/23/10
    On This Week’s “UnLearn: The Show”…

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    Even though we hate to say “I Told You So”… we couldn’t allow this week’s little suicide via airplane crash into an IRS building to go unmentioned… Joe Stack, No relation to Robert was apparently Mad as Hell, and he just wasn’t going to take it anymore… Displeased with life’s travails, and angry at the direction of our country, America’s first home grown kamikaze decided to make a political statement while simultaneously showing his appreciation for Japanese culture…Of course, for over a year now we here at “UnLearn” have been forecasting America’s turn to domestic violence due to the corruption and collusion in our political system, which is eroding away our way of life and our savings accounts…

    Oh…Who are we kidding…we *LOVE* to say “I Told You So”…..

    Also! …Fresh out of Sex Rehab, Tiger Woods has apologized to the Nation… andwe are left wondering…. WHY????…. Frankly, We don’t get it… He hit’s a ball, and people *watch* him hit a ball… why his marriage or personal sex life is any concern, let alone is such an ordeal that it warrants a televised public apology remains a mystery to us as to how this affects the relationship between him and golf patrons…

    Not to mention… one of Tiger’s former whor….er…mistresses Jamie Jungers was driven to tears over having not been apologized to personally…and again we ask…WHY???? Get over it you little trollop… You’re a jezebel, and no one cares…

    AND!!! …In an odd twist…Andrea Fay Friedman, an actress with Downs Syndrome has been taking Republican powerhouse Sarah Palin to task over her apparent lack of sense of humor regarding the mentally challenged. Since it was shown on Sunday, an episode of the Fox animated comedy “Family Guy” has drawn the repeated condemnation of Palin in order to make her appear sympathetic to her conservative base… and just plain pathetic to the rest of us, including Ms Friedman…

    Note to Sarah: When a retarded woman has to explain sarcasm to you, perhaps it’s *YOU* that doesn’t “get it”….


    All This Plus!… Elton John claims Jesus was Gay! … His Holiness The Pope is pissed off! … 93 year old Hasidic Broad is the cause for Global Warming! … Rev. Al’s Daughter takes a good punch! … Ron Paul wins straw Poll! … Bernie Kerik takes a vacation!… All on this week’s UnLearn: The Show… Live Tuesday 02/23/10 … 7:00pm ET @ www.unlearntheshow.com …replaying all week long…Watch or Hate yourself in the morning!!!!
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    cigarsandscotch Smoke and drink up.

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    Blights on Humanity … “UnLearn: The Show” 03/09/10

    Blights on Humanity … “UnLearn: The Show” 03/09/10
    On This Week’s “UnLearn: The Show”…

    Cigars & Scotch Tony (ooooh that's me!) and Rich Woods will be joined by “The What Show’s” Alkey & Silera Who will share their views on relationships, and tell us what they’ve been up to since they’ve been on hiatus… These two are equal parts nuts and hilarious…This week promises to be A LOT of fun…Once we get through telling mainstream media “I Told You so” regarding the shooting at the Pentagon…Among the other topics we’ll discuss are:

    Why would not having a job, let alone holding elected office prevent a summit of Black “leaders” from deciding the fate of NY Governor Patterson? Rev. Al Sharpton, David Dinkins, and Carl McCall headline the African American Illuminati… which is comprised of a group of other insignificant, ethically challenged, mocha colored malefactors…It would seem that they have put their collective sub-par intellects together and decided that the much maligned Governor should remain in office despite being utterly ineffectual… and after that they made sure that Monique got the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress, gave themselves a raise, and awarded their families reparations.

    Perhaps law enforcement officials can ask the Crips what the best way to clean up street crime would be…

    Also! … If you think that YOUR local schools are in rough shape, just try to absorb this: Detroit resident Otis Mathis, a product of Special Ed with a mental disability admittedly “Doesn’t read or write too well”… which would be fine, if he went on to be the School’s Janitor, but unfortunately he has been elected to be the Detroit School Board PRESIDENT. Apparently, Mr. Mathis managed to graduate from college, and even became a *teacher*…And despite being barely literate and linguistically challenged, the Mush-Mouthed Mathis managed to ascend to this lofty position. … But after all, this *is* Detroit…

    Yep… Let’s hold our kids to a standard of the lowest common denominator… this reading’ & writin’ stuff ain’t none too important anyways… Maybe ole’ Otis could still go on to be Governor… Just don’t call him Stupid…

    And!…. The detachment between politicians and their constituents is a never ending source of lurid entertainment. Congressman Eric Massa D-NY has been a naughty boy. It seems that the NY Rep. was using “salty” language in an attempt to seduce his same sex, Annapolis graduate staffer, who for some reason wasn’t willing to indulge a series of homosexual come-ons from his pudgy, balding, middle aged boss. I guess the Congressman was under the impression that “power is sexy”…but what he failed to realize is that bad breath and excess body hair aren‘t.

    Upon stepping down, he was quoted; "This ethics issue is my fault and mine alone," and "I own this reality," on his House Web site. To which we say “Yes Massa, anything you say, Massa”

    All This Plus! … Psychic Stock Broker Loses Millions! … Lockdown at Harlem Chuck E. Cheese! … Exchanging Porn for the Bible! … Tiger & Elin Back Together! … So are Iger and Dolan! All on this week’s UnLearn: The Show… Live Tuesday 03/09/10 … 7:00pm ET @ www.unlearntheshow.com …replaying all week long…Watch or Hate yourself in the morning!!!!


    This should be a great show, we are really looking forward to teaming up with Alkey and Silera tonight. If you haven't heard them before on the "What Show", you've missed out on some great talk....be sure to hear them tonight.
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    cigarsandscotch Smoke and drink up.

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    We set another record this week, over 115,000 viewer minutes since last Tues.

    Live Tuesdays @ 7:00p.m. E.S.T.

    Shamrocking Good Time!

    "UnLearn: The Show"

    03/16/10

    On This Week's Show

    It's St Patrick's Day eve... and we will be celebrating with our Irish brothers and sisters.... And we *might* even engage in a wee bit of alcohol consumption... should we remain lucid enough, among the topics we'll be slurring our way through are...

    If any of you have wondered how it is that committed couples like Jane and me can engage in negotiated non- monogamy...and what exactly happens at a "Swinger's Convention"? ...Well, have we got a treat for you... Promoters and CEO of the nation's largest Lifestyle gathering, "Swingfest"... Jason & Russy Jean will be live in studio... We'll be looking behind the scenes as to what typically goes on at a swinger's bash, and undoubtedly share some stories of sordid sexual soiree's ...(and use many other words that begin with "S") ...

    To get a sneak peak, check out the website here: http://www.swingfestevents.com/about.htm

    Also! ... Cosmetic surgery enthusiast and impulse shopper, Heidi Montag is putting her career and her double D's into new hands... Aiden Chase an alleged psychic, healer, intuitive, and cadaver conversationalist has taken over the career of the aforementioned, intellectually incapable Ms. Montag... Admittedly though, it would undoubtedly help one's career if they had a manager who could see the future... In fact, at the press conference an inside source overheard Mr. Chase offering one such prediction: "I see 15% of this dumb broad's money in my bank account." As a humorous side note, this comes at the expense of Montag's cuckold husband Spencer Pratt, who is now rumored to be utilizing his impressive management skills in the kitchen...

    Perhaps instead of going for another cosmetic enhancement, Heidi might want to consider investing in electro-shock therapy...

    ...And! ...As all of our viewers are aware... Tony & I are very sensitive to people feelings, especially those who have succumb to the obesity epidemic... Which is why we bring you this week's "Point & Laugh" story, and about a 600+ lb NJ woman, Donna Simpson... who has announced that her goal is to reach a whopping half-ton... Far be it from us to deny this contemptible, calamitous, mucilaginous, gluttonous, pasty white, cellulite ridden, jelly rolled, farm animal the attention she both wants, and deserves... But don't you worry Donna, we're rooting for you... we really are... it's just difficult to tell through the laughter...

    When her Mother told her to "Dream Big", do you think this is what she had in mind?

    All This Plus! ... Mersh gets Married! ... Drunk at DUI sentencing!... The NY Jets playing Baby Daddy! ... James Brown is Missing! ...Cat Hunting!... *AND*... Jihad Jane! ...


    All on this week's UnLearn: The Show...

    Live Tuesday 03/16/10 ...

    7:00pm ET @ www.unlearntheshow.com

    ...replaying all week long...

    Watch or Hate yourself in the morning!!!!
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    cigarsandscotch Smoke and drink up.

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    On This Week’s “UnLearn: The Show…

    Distraught over the 600+lb. bovine burden to society, Donna Simpson being offered a reality show and a book deal, there is distinct possibility that I will sleep tonight in my garage with the car running… But should I see tommorow, among the topics we’ll be discussing are:

    Although Rich W. & I are not inclined to definitively proclaim whether America has woken up in the land of milk and honey, or if we have relegated ourselves to oppression of socialism…we *DO* know this much ….After listening to ignominious politicians from both parties blather on about this Health Care Bill, and then watching the citizenry react as if Space Aliens had landed on the White House Lawn…Our country is in big trouble, regardless … These congressmen & women are our best and brightest? Holy crap on a graham cracker, they couldn’t be any less impressive if they were wearing paper hats and dribbling on themselves…

    So we have decided to cover this Health Care debacle like no one else… In a bi-partisan lambasting…we will make fun of everyone involved… including *you*…Rabbit Season… Duck Season…. Fire!

    Also!…. Former President of the United States, and stand-up comic Bill Clinton brought down the house substituting for our current Commander in Chief at this year’s annual Gridiron Dinner… Breaking with political tradition, Clinton not only touched on sensitive “hot-bed” topics, and made fun of people in his own party…he was actually *FUNNY*… Whoever is writing Slick Willy’s material has a bright future… but we doubt it will be in politics, since it’s only a matter of time until one of these thin skinned dopes on Capitol Hill becomes offended… “Hey, that Condoleezzsa Rice is a Nappy Headed Ho“…

    A politician hasn’t given us this many “Yuks” since Chappaquiddick…

    …And!…. Who says that Parents just don’t care anymore? Mother of the year candidate, and over-zealous corporal punishment advocate Stacey Pagli of NY decided to teach her disrespectful daughter a lesson she would never forget…but unfortunately, neither would she remember due to her ensuing lack of brain activity. It is rumored that before Ms Pagli strangled her child to death in a fit of parental rage, she allegedly said to the rebellious youth “This is going to hurt me more than it’s going to hurt you!” …um… Stacey …probably not…

    “Boy Beave… You’re Gonna Get it Now”…..

    All This Plus! … Bees Sting Old broads! …. Racism at Walmart! …. Beware the Chinese Orange Fog! … Plane Hits Jogger! … Polygamist Gets 75 years! … And a Fun New Playground Game! … All on this week’s UnLearn: The Show… Live Tuesday 03/23/10 … 7:00pm ET @ www.unlearntheshow.com …replaying all week long…Watch or Hate yourself in the morning!!!!
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