Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Gorilla Pimp, Apr 20, 2013.
Shit! All this time i thought i was happy!
Welcome to sad reality.
Your jealous of my city's murder rate.
Jealous... yeah... that's what I am.
1. Carmel, INDIANA
Top 100 rank: 1
I honestly hope you're not taking pride in that list.
Of course not. I'm thoroughly embarrassed that my city isn't overrun with obese negroes, murderers, and girlfriend-accosting druggies.
Look at the awful realities I have to live with...
My head... it hangs in shame.
You're not helping those male median income stats.
I thought fat people were jolly. Why is obesity a factor here?
Says the income-stats boat anchor.
Don't worry... my wife more than skews the household income stats upward to make up for my idle fanciness.
THP is jealous that his city doesn't have as many leprechaun sightings as yours does.
The fatties turn miserable real quick when Dominos fails to deliver in 20 minutes or less.
Was that Mobile?
Shit... it was!
Talk about civic pride.
all the cities in this list are in red states, or are cities in left states that lean to the right. that's why i posted it.
Yup. I could get to where that video was shot in about 8 minutes. Crichton is an awful part of town.
So is Mobile.
8 minutes? You live 8 minutes from that? You live 8 minutes from that and the miserableness rating of your location came as a surprise to you?
Yeah. As my grandfather used to say... "Chrichton used to be a nice part of town, now look at it"
Your grandfather's sayings stink. Just sayin'.
My grandfather would beat the shit out of your grandfather. Case closed.
I would respond but the case has been closed.
My grandfather used to say... "Niggers. If they can't eat it, smoke it, or fuck it, they'll wear it on their heads."
My grandfather squatted and shat upon your grandfather.
My grandfathers dick was bigger than your grandfathers dick.
I never had the intimate experience of my grandfather's genitalia that I'm sure you did. I'll concede the point.
Good thing this thread isn't about country music.