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10 Most Miserable Cities in The US

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  1. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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  2. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    Shit! All this time i thought i was happy!
     
  3. Creasy Bear

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    Welcome to sad reality.
     
  4. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    Your jealous of my city's murder rate.
     
  5. Creasy Bear

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    Jealous... yeah... that's what I am.

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    1. Carmel, INDIANA

    WINNER
    Top 100 rank: 1
    Population: 80,100
     
  6. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    I honestly hope you're not taking pride in that list.
     
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    Of course not. I'm thoroughly embarrassed that my city isn't overrun with obese negroes, murderers, and girlfriend-accosting druggies.

    Look at the awful realities I have to live with...
    My head... it hangs in shame.
     
  8. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    You're not helping those male median income stats.
     
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    I thought fat people were jolly. Why is obesity a factor here?
     
  10. Creasy Bear

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    Says the income-stats boat anchor.

    Don't worry... my wife more than skews the household income stats upward to make up for my idle fanciness.
     
  11. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    THP is jealous that his city doesn't have as many leprechaun sightings as yours does.
     
  12. Creasy Bear

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    The fatties turn miserable real quick when Dominos fails to deliver in 20 minutes or less.
     
  13. Creasy Bear

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    Was that Mobile?

    Shit... it was!

    Talk about civic pride. :haha7:
     
  14. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    all the cities in this list are in red states, or are cities in left states that lean to the right. that's why i posted it.
     
  15. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    Yup. I could get to where that video was shot in about 8 minutes. Crichton is an awful part of town.
     
  16. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    So is Mobile.
     
  17. Creasy Bear

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    8 minutes? You live 8 minutes from that? You live 8 minutes from that and the miserableness rating of your location came as a surprise to you?
     
  18. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    Yeah. As my grandfather used to say... "Chrichton used to be a nice part of town, now look at it"
     
  19. Jacuzzi Billy

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    Your grandfather's sayings stink. Just sayin'.
     
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    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    My grandfather would beat the shit out of your grandfather. Case closed.
     
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    I would respond but the case has been closed.
     
  22. Creasy Bear

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    My grandfather used to say... "Niggers. If they can't eat it, smoke it, or fuck it, they'll wear it on their heads."

    My grandfather squatted and shat upon your grandfather.
     
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    My grandfathers dick was bigger than your grandfathers dick.
     
  24. Creasy Bear

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    I never had the intimate experience of my grandfather's genitalia that I'm sure you did. I'll concede the point.
     
  25. Jacuzzi Billy

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    Good thing this thread isn't about country music. :cool:
     

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