$100 for ONE Dane Cook ticket

#1
WHAT
THE
FUCK

he better have Jesus as his opener.
i didn't get them, i was just curious.

Tickets (Dane Cook)
DaneCook.com Presale US $100.00 x 2
Total Building Facility Charge(s) US $2.50 x 2
Total Convenience Charge(s)

US $9.10 x 2

Order Processing Charge(s) US $4.00
Standard Mail

No Charge

TOTAL CHARGES US $227.20
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#2
It's simple supply vs. demand, and a bunch of stoopid twat's willing to pay that much to see a sub-par comedian.
 

norton23

Opie And Anthony Always Win In The End
#3
He's at the top of his game....and considering he sell's out arena's every show (from what I have heard), his cds im sure have done really well, and he's in hacky dumb movies that all the tweenies go see the fact that the tix are only $100 just show's he can't even be a hack comedian that knows when to get bank before his nothing no talent stupid ass is found to be the true fraud he is.

And to think, he's from Boston,,,not proud of this at all,,,,sorry to the rest of the country, we in Boston apologize.
 

livebackwards

Proud Patron of Ted's Conglomerated Gasmaskery
#5
I hope he does that great bit about how his show Lucky Louie got canceled.
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#7
No fucking way is he worth that kind of money.
 

Kris_LTRMa

LoseTheRadio.net's Ma
#8
I like Dane and had actually considered getting tickets...yeah, I know - he steals stuff but I don't care, half the stuff he's stolen I didn't hear from the original comedians anyway...but not for that kind of money. Those 2 bills will be going towards Christmas presents for the nephews. Aunt Kris is overly generous where they're concerned
 
#9
That's ridiculous for just about any comedian IMO.

Nothing against comedians..
 
#10
I'll get 4 Louis CK tickets for the same price and hear the same jokes with 3 friends.
 

LilJimmiesMule

Fuck you, and Fuck your family...
Donator
#11
Some bitches at work paid that to see him here in MN next month.. They got mad at me when I told them that he was a hyperactive-hack who steals jokes from the real, talented, and honest comedians. They hate me for saying that. But they are ugly and fat so I don't really care. As long as I can piss them off, Im happy.
 

iSpeakEloquent

HENRIK LUUUUUUUUUUUNDQVIST
#13
it happens, andrew dice clay in july of THIS YEAR, was at carolines for $105 a seat
 

livebackwards

Proud Patron of Ted's Conglomerated Gasmaskery
#15
it happens, andrew dice clay in july of THIS YEAR, was at carolines for $105 a seat
I think I can duplicate his entire audience at that show using just the emoticons:

:icon_roll :( :icon_roll :icon_redf :icon_neut :icon_mad: :arrrh:
 

norton23

Opie And Anthony Always Win In The End
#17
I got in a motherfucking fight with my girlfriend over this:fight6: I loffed and loffed and told her that dane cook tix will be selling for $100,,,,You know what she said....."are we going?"

Wa wa whhhaaaaat!!?!?!??!??!?!?

I wen't on a lil thing about how only sixteen year old little girls go to that show.....and how he steals material (which I had told her in the past and she seemed to understand?), and how he's a no talent hack, etc.

Well she said fuck you and hung up on me........I apologized and since I turned her onto o and a and lil Jimmy, I asked "can't you see the difference between Norton and him?" A.K.A. a real comic as oppose to a hack,,,she said yes but that she still likes dane cook:rolleyes:

oh well,,,,I guess there's nothing wrong with that,,,,can't believe she got so offended she hung up though:D
 
#18
i'd pay $100 for carlin or chris rock at msg or something, but for this hack?


EDIT: maybe he'll sing....
 

Mother Shucker

I'm over here now.
#19
i'd pay $100 for carlin or chris rock at msg or something, but for this hack?


EDIT: maybe he'll sing....
Not even those guys bro. Fifty is about my limit for a comedy act. Why does anyone need to charge that much. Not much overhead for a fucking comedy show.
 

mik3

fornicating madly
#22
Come on, Dane has to afford all his ironic vintage-looking tshirts somehow.
 

The Godfather

Spark it up for The Godfather and say!!!!!
#23
my Traveling Virus ticket wasn't even $100!
 
#24
I'll wait for his next HBO special, then watch something else.
 

MJMANDALAY

Registered User
#25
$20 for 8 or 9 Comedians you know from the show............ ENOUGH SAID
 
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