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15 American Foods That Are as Weird to Foreigners as Poisonous Blowfish Is to Us

Discussion in 'Wackbag's Mean Cusine' started by BIV, Mar 22, 2012.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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  2. TreeFortRichard

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    hard hitting reporting there...what did they interview like 4 people? Most of it is weird southern stuff...What the fuck is Frito Pie? And how is that an AMERICAN food? I have never heard of that...and none of it holds a candle to Balut...
     
  3. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    You uncultured heathen. Frito pie is a bed of fritos topped with chili, cheese, onions and other optionals like jalapeños, lettuce and tomato.
     
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    These assholes should be deported! "Biscuits and gravy are gross"! Fuck you! And that French faggot that said a stupid ass baguette or croissant was better than bacon and eggs!?
     
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    I'm with them on the Mayonnaise and grits. Disgusting shit right there.
     
  6. stevethrower

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    Gather the French broad has never been to England...

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    http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Cookbook:English_Breakfast

    Bread fried in bacon grease... noice.
     
  7. Konstantin K

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    Are other countries really not up to speed on peanut butter at this point? Savages.
     
  8. TreeFortRichard

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    Also, How do they list CHEESE? It's a fucking European staple! It's been around for like 5,000 years...
     
  9. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Most of Asia doesn't have it at all. Or much dairy for that matter.
     
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    I have always wondered why there's nothing really cheesy in Asian cuisine.
     
  11. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Most americans aren't yet down with mayo on fries; that's mostly a dutch thing. (I personally like it.)
     
  12. mills

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    Yeah I have a feeling the article (or blog or whatever they're called) was written to be inflammatory.


    Totally agree with the limeys about the soft bread. I'd almost rather eat it stale.
     
  13. Motor Head

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    Try drinking cows milk in front of the Japanese. They will explode in disgust. These same people that eat cow assholes stuffed with fish guts think the idea of drinking a big class of cold milk is by far the grossest thing a person can do.

    Frito Pie - like a muthafuka with the chili, cheese and onions!
    Grits - Don't like em very much.
    Croissant or baguette over bacon and eggs??? Fucking frogs.

    I can say with all honesty, English food is the worst. I hate that shit.
     
  14. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    I can't remember if I ever tried grits, but I always wanted to. I had polenta a few times and thought it was great, might be getting them confused.
     
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    thats an awesome fuckin plate of food. anytime i can get it its what i go for

    and yea fuck grits and mayo
     
  16. BIV

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    Mayo is heavenly nectar.
     
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    A lot of North American food I could take or leave. That wacky southern shit is pretty awful. Frito Pie is a dead ringer for Taco Salad. Nacho chips instead of fucking Fritos for one thing. Grits, fucking Grits. OATMEAL MOTHER FUCKER! The worst thing I ever heard of that's wholly American (Southern at that) is Chick Crackle. Deep Fried Chicken Skin. Blech.

    I can eat almost any food. Just depends if my lower intestine is willing to pay the price in 20 minutes after finishing.
     
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    First of all, Mayo is not american. It is European. Secondly, most asians don't get the whole dairy/cheese thing because they are lactose intolerant due to being weened off early in childhood.


    Chick cracklin, sounds like a lazy way of making regular cracklin which is fucking awesome. One of the best I ever had was duck.
     
  19. weeniewawa

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    what about the pepper?

    it was once valued like gold

    explorers sailed on wooden boats around the world looking for pepper

    stupid survey

    and I agree, mayo is satans semen
     
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    I never did get the grits thing why some shitty fried oatmeat or what the fuck it is when you can have home fries.
     
  21. JoeyDVDZ

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    Grits are good when cooked up nice, mixed in with some over easy eggs, plenty of black pepper & butter. Yum!
     
  22. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I don't trust a person that doesn't like mayo. No sammich is complete without it.
     
  23. Jef Leppard

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    i wont even touch a food item if its been touched by a mayo infected utensil
     
  24. stevethrower

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    Yep most of continental Europe puts mayo on their fries...
     
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    I think you mean salt.
     

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