16 year old bride gets reality show

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http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews....ity-show-will-it-be-anything-like-her-tweets/

Courtney Stodden is the 17-year-old girl who married 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison … when she was 16.
They announced Wednesday that they have been snapped up to film a reality show.
Courtney Stodden’s Mom Approves of Her February-December Romance
“They are going to be very, very open about their lives,” Courtney’s mom told RadarOnline.com. “They want everybody to see their life. Nothing is off limits.”

If the show is anything like her Twitter feed, her mom isn’t kidding. Click for some choice Courtney Stodden Tweets after the jump … if you dare.

Had a beautifully busy day today, all based around my HOT & upcoming reality show! Are you all ready for it?

Lickin a sucker as I boisterously bounce UP & down on the bed while drenched in a soak ‘n wet white mini-T & pink panties; Feelin Dangerous!

Had a bodily breakfast in bed this morning; It was so tasteful… Just like sweet syrupy pancakes completed with a lush creamy filling. Yum!

Sweetly fetching a tasty bone to my precious lil’ pink pooch Bazaar out back, as the sultriness of the day gently begins to heighten. Mmm…

Softly stepping my sexy silhouette out of the showers sensuous morning steam to prepare for a delicate day.

While I lie beneath this sizzling-sun, the popsicle that I am sweetly sucking on begins to melt & drips irresistibly all over my moist body!

Feeling like rockin’ my hips to sexy & catchy tune… “Don’t Put It On Me, Girl” will work just fine!

Exotically crawling into bed for a wondrous night fulfilled with sweet & mysterious dreams… Meow!

Slowly biting my way into some juicy chocolate dipped strawberries. Mmm… Wanna taste?

I am going to get drilled today… & I’ll keep my mouth open the entire time. I’ll be a good girl… I promise. Mmm… I LOVE the Dentist!
Three things;

1) I have a feeling this "marriage" was all about getting this bitch attention.
2) This bitch is fucking STUPID.
3) I predict the SECOND she turns 18 she is taking cock on film.
 

Creasy Bear

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We've sunk to the point where statutory rape is the basis for a reality show... and still no Mob Candy reality show.
 

Hate & Discontent

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How the fuck is that a 17 year old? I've seen younger-looking, hotter 35 year olds.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Yeah, she's not 'aging' too well. Must be hiding a world of hurt under the layers of whore paint.
 
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When I read this title I thought it said, "16 Year Old Bridge Gets Reality Show". Honestly, that would have been more entertaining.
 

kidconnor

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Didn't we see this already with Greg Brady and adrianne curry? (If I got the names right).

I think it goes something like this every week; she dresses/does something whorish, he says its a little over the top, she does it anyway. They have some discussion about their age difference, she or he does something nice to end the fight.

I wonder how far they will go with whoring up a 16 year old. That's the only draw for me...

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Mags

LDAR, bitch.
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Exotically crawling into bed for a wondrous night fulfilled with sweet & mysterious dreams… Meow!
How does one exotically crawl?

What an illiterate piece of shit.

soak ‘n wet
Just die.
 

BIV

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Just a damn shame.
 

Hate & Discontent

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Kill it with fire. The doctor that did all the surgery, too.
 

Stormrider666

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LiddyRules

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She went from Sarah Roehmer to Sarah...Someone joke me.