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16-Year Old Dummy Calls Police On Flirty Librarian

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by tysonpunchinguterus, Jan 18, 2013.

  1. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    This dummy led the librarian on and then got all scared and called the police on her. What the hell?

    http://www.app.com/article/20130118...too-far?odyssey=mod|newswell|text|Frontpage|s

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  2. Bluestreak

    Bluestreak This space intentionally left blank.

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    Either she's a pig, or he's a peter puffer.
     
  3. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Judging by that picture, I'd say the lad's a poofter.
     
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  4. jules

    jules uppity taxpayer

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    are you fucking kidding me!!!!!!
    who gives a fuck if shes a pig(she doesnt look to be) hes fucking 16!!!
    i woulda killed for this situation when i was 16!!!
    what a dickhead douche this kid is
     
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  5. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    Maybe its a wreck of a body, but from her face I'd say he's an english cigarette.
     
  6. Bluestreak

    Bluestreak This space intentionally left blank.

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    Dad: "Hey son, how was school today?"
    Anton: "Ummm... well... ok, I guess."
    Dad: "You guess? What's up?"
    Anton: "You know that librarian? Well... she sent me a pic of her tits."
    Dad: "Way to g-- er. Well. Let's make sure your mom doesn't see this, and keep your mouth shut."
    Anton: "But dad!"
    Dad: "Whatt're you, somekinda halfafaeg? Pissy eyes I'll give ya something to cry about!"
     
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  7. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    Ugh. Kids these days.
     
  8. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    She only got three years probation and avoided having to register as a sex offender. I'd say she must be at least a 7.5.
     
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  10. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    What a fagola.
     
  11. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Wow what a queer. Just be honest about it and not all 'I was a scared'
     
  12. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    He is either a two pump chump, or a cock smoker.
     
  13. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    No doubt about it. The boy's a queer.
     
  14. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    Two pumps is still a win for the guy, and not to be passed up. Definitely queer.
     
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  15. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    I concur.
     
  16. Creasy Bear

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    Queerer than a cat fart.
     
  17. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    If this kid isn't of the gays, I hope every time he hits on a girl, she responds with "well I'd fuck you, but you'd probably call the cops on me" and walks away... for the rest of his life.

    Spoiled fucking kids today. If I worked as hard at my education as I did to stick a finger in a girl in high school, I would have been a millionaire by 24. This kid gets it handed to him and he runs scared to the cops.
     
  18. THRILLHO

    THRILLHO Registered User

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    He did the right thing. He got in over his head, couldn't handle it, and went to the authorities. Hopefully they lock up this pedo for a long time.
     
  19. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    At sixteen, all you wanted to do was stick your dick inside something warm and wet.

    Hope they give him a really shitty yearbook entry: Most likely a Fez 4 life
     
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  20. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    This generation of little bed wetting homos has no clue how much luck and tenacity it used to take just to get to 2nd base. When I grew up, you didn't have this much access and ability to just see some boob. When you got some ass or a feel, you treated it like it was the first and the last everytime. You couldn't just whip out your pocket computer and send a few sweet messages to a girl and she would send you shots of her tits.

    These homos don't value the pussy like... And so many of these women just throw it around.

    This is the stupidest generation of young people ever.
     
  21. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    What a goddamned bundle of sticks that kid is.
     
  22. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    Kid's gotta be queer.
     
  23. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    How big were the tits that they required two pictures?

    And he's a fag.
     
  24. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    God I hope he is gay. These pantywaists are going to be running shit one day and I'm honestly glad I'll be dead before that happens.
     
  25. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    I bet he even has a fake dead girlfriend somewhere
     

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