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2 hikers get lost at Maine state park, are helped to safety and................................lolol

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  1. mr. sin

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    http://bigstory.ap.org/article/2-get-lost-maine-hike-then-die-car-accident


    ROQUE BLUFFS, Maine (AP) — Authorities say two women who got lost while hiking in a Maine state park died in a car accident shortly after their rescue.
    Thirty-seven-year-old Amy Stiner, of Machias (muh-CHY'-us), and 38-year-old Melissa Moyer, of Sunbury, Pa., were killed Tuesday night when they drove their car into the ocean after driving the wrong way down a road. The county sheriff says Moyer was five months pregnant.
    Officials say the women became lost while hiking near Roque Bluffs State Park. A landowner found them and their dog and gave them a ride to a home. Authorities later took them back to their car.
    A short time later, the women called to say they had driven their vehicle into the water — and then the phone went dead. The car was later found underwater.
     
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  2. BIV

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    "Oh, what a relief. I really thought we were go...glug glug glug."
     
  3. Mags

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    Women really have zero sense of direction.

    Dar-win.
     
  4. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    The Lord works in mysterious ways...
     
  5. stevethrower

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    Pro tip when driving north on say route 1 here the ocean is on the right...
     
  6. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    Ms. Magoo.
     
  7. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    Thelma and Louise?
     
  8. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Well, at least Death was getting paid time and a half after that guy saved them up till when he finished his work for the day.
     
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  9. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Let me get this straight. This dizzy bitch drives her car into the ocean, and her first thought is to make a phone call and ask somebody to come get her out of her sinking car?

    Not get herself out of her sinking car... call and ask somebody else to get her out of her sinking car. Now that is what you call a couple of useless bitches.

    Yes... but weather has to get in line way back behind stupidity, helplessness, dependency, uselessness, etc...
     
  10. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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  11. TreeFortRichard

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    this is the plague of the nav system...they probably missed a turn and drove into the ocean while the nav kept saying "Recalculating...recalculating..."


    We had like 5 wrong way on the highway collisions last week in Ma. I think it's drunk + nav = stupid x10
     
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    I would be interested to know what her last FB status looks like.
     
  13. Georgie

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    Took the words right out of my mouth and made them better.
     
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    Guess doG needed a couple of stupid bitches.
     
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    Damn... you'd think that first one could've used that beak on her face to cut a hole in the sheet metal of the car's roof and swim to safety.
     
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  17. Steve McQueen

    Steve McQueen heartless fuck

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    That poor dog.
     
  18. Hudson

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    Wait, wait, WAIT!!!!
    1) That guy only has one arm! Ok, no big....
    2) He looks like the Toyman from Justice League Unlimited.
    3) That is the christmas tree of a Nursing or retard home.. or a psychopath...little lights, big lights, all the red ornaments on one side....homemade ones on the other...
     
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    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    We're going under! Hold your nose!

    I can't, it's too fucking biglugluglug.
     
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    This reminds me of "the death pond" in my neighborhood. Winter... coupla years back... a Paki broad is driving in a blizzard with her two kids in the car. She loses control, her car skids off the road and ker-plunk into a retention pond.

    Paki broad sits in her car, and makes a call to her husband who in turn calls 911. The cops show up like 20 minutes later(had trouble finding the car because Paki broad was so clueless that she couldn't even tell her husband where she was).

    The cops show up... walk through the WAIST DEEP water over to the car... and find all three of them dead in the car of exposure/hypothermia.

    Those fucking dummies sat there and froze to death in waist deep water, not 200 feet from the back door of my neighbor's house. One of dumb Paki broad's kids was a TEENAGER! The cops said everything on the car worked... the electric windows went up and down, the headlights were still shining underwater, etc... The cops walked right over and opened the door... it just opened right up!

    Yet those dummies sat there and froze to death. Seriously... what the fuck is that?

    My guess was that it was a cultural thing. The muzzies shelter their women, and treat them like subservient sheep... so much so, that the women just suck at life and they can't deal with real world shit.

    Imagine being that utterly useless... that you'll sit there like a fucking cow and freeze to death in waist deep water.

    It boggles the mind.
     
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  22. Hudson

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    Sooo no-one tried to work them ? Huh, our protocol is to work a hypothermic patient up to an hour after recovery to the hospital..... because you are not dead in a hypothermic situation until you are room temperature and dead...
     
  23. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    were they really worth trying that with?
     
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    Her nose would work better than this.

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  25. mrbucket75

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    Wow, God was not gonna let these 2 escape the day.
     

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