2012 Gordon Ramsay Thread

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Hell's Kitchen and MasterChef start tonight. I believe the hotel show got pushed back a few months.

I am excited to make fun of the fat judge on MasterChef.
 

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Fucking love Hell's Kitchen. Any hot or at least semi-doable contestants this year?
 

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Ramsey is terrific. He is very empathetic to the owners that need help. Then he does the tell it like it is approach. Love it.
 

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Ramsey is terrific. He is very empathetic to the owners that need help. Then he does the tell it like it is approach. Love it.
Ever watch Restaurant Impossible? It's basically the same show, but with Robert Irvine and a stricter time limit. I think they have a deal or at least a Gentleman's agreement where Ramsey has the East and West coast and Irvine gets Middle America) Irvine is even tougher with the owners. There have been some fantastic moments on that show.

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I can't wait for the Summer of Ramsay to begin tonight.

I think Hotel Hell starts in July.
 

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I can't watch Kitchen Nightmares because of the over-dramatic bullshit FOX tacks on.

Master Chef is definitely the best of his US shows right now.
 

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I like Kitchen Nightmares still despite Fox's antics. MasterChef is his best imo too.
 

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Fucking love Hell's Kitchen. Any hot or at least semi-doable contestants this year?
Remember Elizabeth from last year, the cute blonde. She works for bobby flays restaurant in the city
 

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I can't wait for the Summer of Ramsay to begin tonight.

I think Hotel Hell starts in July.

They changed it twice. I think its starting late july or early august.
 

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I caught onto Master chef last year at the end. Will check it out tonight.
 

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I watch all the Ramsey shows but I like Master Chef the best. I gotta say.. I can't stand the fat hipster chef. He really bugs me for some reason.
 

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Some classy women on HK. I hate the blonde fat one who thinks she is hot.
 

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I watch all the Ramsey shows but I like Master Chef the best. I gotta say.. I can't stand the fat hipster chef. He really bugs me for some reason.
His new haircut is the worst.

Fuck, I can't stand Hells Kitchen anymore. It's one thing when the chefs are competing against each other and actually doing interesting things. Now it's just the lot of them being absolute fucktards.
 

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Enjoyed the masterchef premiere. Think i got the wife into it as well
 

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Enjoyed the masterchef premiere. Think i got the wife into it as well
The auditions are more gimmicky this year.

Hopefully they change round 2 this season. In the past, it has been who can cut up onions the quickest/best. The blind lady would be in trouble.
 

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Some classy women on HK. I hate the blonde fat one who thinks she is hot.
Her and that kimmy or kimmie chic. The two of them annoy me already. And royce is getting on my nerves. He didnt know how they make mashed potatoes in hells kitchen.
 

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Her and that kimmy or kimmie chic. The two of them annoy me already. And royce is getting on my nerves. He didnt know how they make mashed potatoes in hells kitchen.
"You done brought the Memphis out in me, ho!"

Fat, ginger, wigger. What a combo.
 

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The auditions are more gimmicky this year.

Hopefully they change round 2 this season. In the past, it has been who can cut up onions the quickest/best. The blind lady would be in trouble.
I only got a chance to see the first episode but it seemed like they cut through most of the gibberish pretty quickly.
 

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why hasnt this guy been stabbed in the neck with a knife or bashed upon the skull with a frying pan? The way he treats people he is about due.
 
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why hasnt this guy been stabbed in the neck with a knife or bashed upon the skull with a frying pan? The way he treats people he is about due.
If you mean Ramsay, it's probably because... it's TV. Reality shows aren't exactly real, and Ramsay amps up his persona for the cameras, especially for American TV. If you ever see his BBC shows, you'll see a more authentic version of him.
 

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The auditions are more gimmicky this year.

Hopefully they change round 2 this season. In the past, it has been who can cut up onions the quickest/best. The blind lady would be in trouble.
Fuck that. I can't wait to see her lose a finger. Never mind there is no way she is going to be able to legitimately compete in this so may as well get rid of the trash early.
 
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I watch all these shows, basically because I have a 4 tuner Tivo and work from home, so there's always something going on in the back-ground.

I hate when they do the "Come back next year and I promise you a spot" bullshit on Masterchef. He said that to two people last year I remember, one of which was like the guy in a Boston fire house who did all the cooking, and he's not back this year (so far). I hate disingenuous shit like that.

Royce is making me laugh on HK this year because the dude's actually a sous chef for the season 1 runner up, so every time he fucks up he's getting shit on 10X over. Ramsay actually got his boss on the phone to call him out on his shittiness.

why hasnt this guy been stabbed in the neck with a knife or bashed upon the skull with a frying pan? The way he treats people he is about due.
He's also like 6'2" and a pretty intimidating guy. Same with the dude from Kitchen Impossible, he's like a 6'5" ex brit soldier.