2013 Ramsay Thread

Jacuzzi Billy

Watching PTI
Donator
#1
Why do I torture myself and watch Hell's Kitchen? I guess because it would be a good show without the bullshit. Why the live audience? It's fucking terrible. And what was with the phony Jean Phillipe is late and stumbling faggotry? On top of all that, we have a sassy fat black woman.

Yeah, I'll still watch.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#2
Love Hell's Kitchen. Haven't watched last night's episode yet. My favorite thing besides the sassy black women is that it is an hour long show with 51 minutes of recaps.
 

Jacuzzi Billy

Watching PTI
Donator
#3
Love Hell's Kitchen. Haven't watched last night's episode yet. My favorite thing besides the sassy black women is that it is an hour long show with 51 minutes of recaps.
There are so many things to rip apart from last night's episodes, we could do a HitW on it easily. I honestly don't know if any of the show is real after last night.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#4
I just looked at the contestants, and it looks like Amanda is about as good as it gets for the females.
 

luckie1710

Registered User
#8
What was the deal with Gina? She brought a puppet with her.

Let me ask something. Has anyone here ever worked in a brigade. Not many kitchens are run that way. UGHHHHHH
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#9
See if you can pick out the crazy chick without having watched yet. There are a few but one really sticks out.
What was the deal with Gina? She brought a puppet with her.

Let me ask something. Has anyone here ever worked in a brigade. Not many kitchens are run that way. UGHHHHHH
Ummm....Gina?
 

Falldog

Wackbag's Best Conservative
Donator
#10
They're all awful people and I hate them all. Except for the black guy who needs to learn how to trim his beard.
 
#12
I vote Jeremy for chef who is most likely to commit murder suicide.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#13
I'm watching the season premiere now. Will comment if they ever stop previewing the entire season.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#14
Why is Forrest Whitaker a contestant?
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#15
Barrett is a 35 year old with an 8 year old's haircut.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#17
Just like a fat loser - bring a knife to a Robot fight.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#18
There's a fat guy on a big golf cart, and he's holding on for dear life. To a golf cart.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#19
Two assholes with Mohawks?

Why do they feel like they have to stand up there and shout "Fuck Yeah! I'm gonna Cook HARD!"
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#21
The elderly gentleman looks like he's wearing wax teeth.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#22
Back from the first commercial break, and we have to recap the first 10 minutes. I'm glad, because I had forgotten.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#23
The recap was longer than the cooking scene. Why do I watch this show?
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#24
The big black chick just spat something out of her mouth for the first time in her life.
 

luckie1710

Registered User
#25
The crying daughter on Kitchen Nightmares was great. The Younger sister yelling at her. STOP CRYING!!!!
 
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