2016 WWE Year of the Balor/Bullet Club Tread

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Foggy

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#1
Anybody still watching? Hmm?

On a somewhat interesting note, Cena's injured and will not be able to perform at WrestleMania.

Same with Rollins and Orton, I believe.

See what happens when you put all your eggs into one basket? That's right: you're left with a whole big bunch of baskets that can't sell as many PPV buys.

Hindsight being 20/20 (I just came up with that), they should've forked out $10M to get Austin to wrestle. Would've sold out the show with one match.
 

Biff Hardslab

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#2
Overheard at WWE headquarters in Stamford:

"Well, how bad is Bryan's neck, really?"

"You know, Hogan did say he was sorry."

"Flair seems like he's getting around pretty good, people like Flair"

"We can always say that Brock vs. Stone Cold was the plan all along. Ask Steve 'How much'?"

"Can't we do something with holograms like they did with Michael Jackson?"

"Maybe if we tell Punk we're really, really sorry and have Vince kiss his ass on Raw...."

"We could claim that we received a 'threat' and had to relocate the show to a reception hall."

"Tell Michael Hayes to start training and have a Brinks truck pull up to Kevin Von Erich's house and ask 'how much'?"

"Get Dixie Carter and whoever runs Sinclair Broadcasting on the phone, I have an idea."
 

Foggy

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Overheard at WWE headquarters in Stamford:

"Well, how bad is Bryan's neck, really?"

"You know, Hogan did say he was sorry."

"Flair seems like he's getting around pretty good, people like Flair"

"We can always say that Brock vs. Stone Cold was the plan all along. Ask Steve 'How much'?"

"Can't we do something with holograms like they did with Michael Jackson?"

"Maybe if we tell Punk we're really, really sorry and have Vince kiss his ass on Raw...."

"We could claim that we received a 'threat' and had to relocate the show to a reception hall."

"Tell Michael Hayes to start training and have a Brinks truck pull up to Kevin Von Erich's house and ask 'how much'?"

"Get Dixie Carter and whoever runs Sinclair Broadcasting on the phone, I have an idea."
"Does anybody here have Kevin Nash's cellphone number?"
 

Medicine Man

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"Does anybody here have Kevin Nash's cellphone number?"
Last time I watched wrestling, he came into the ring, got rousing applause because it was his first match after being out of action with an injury, and promptly injured himself 30 seconds into the match.

 

Foggy

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#5
Last time I watched wrestling, he came into the ring, got rousing applause because it was his first match after being out of action with an injury, and promptly injured himself 30 seconds into the match.

He still jokes on Twitter about tearing his quad from doing the most innocuous of things.
 

Medicine Man

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#6
He still jokes on Twitter about tearing his quad from doing the most innocuous of things.
I still think Sid's Big Break will forever hold the title for "most innocuous action that cause the most grievous injury".
 

Foggy

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#7
I still think Sid's Big Break will forever hold the title for "most innocuous action that cause the most grievous injury".
Sid really was a moron.
 

crippledalbino

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#8
Last time I watched wrestling, he came into the ring, got rousing applause because it was his first match after being out of action with an injury, and promptly injured himself 30 seconds into the match.

I remember watching that live on some black box that I got in the early days of the internet. I couldn't believe his stupid leg just... bending the wrong way. Still makes me cringe.
 

Voodoo Ben

The African Dream
#9
Did anybody notice that on Raw last monday somebody in the audience was holding up a giant picture of Mike Francesa's head?

It looked like this:
 
#10
The WWE is the 400-lb. gorilla that's just sitting there. ROH, PWG, New Japan, Lucha Underground, and (insert local indy here) are the little monkeys jumping around and acting crazy.
 
#11
I still think Sid's Big Break will forever hold the title for "most innocuous action that cause the most grievous injury".
And he wouldn't be the last meathead to try it and get the same result.

 

Papagolash

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#13
No Cena, Orton(yay), Cesaro, Byan, and Rollins for Wrestlemania and it'll be my 1st ever Wrestlemania. Couldn't score Raw or NXT tickets, will have to get some off stubhub in the next few months.
 

Yesterdays Hero

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#14
Still watching? No. Reading recaps? Sure.

Going to be a rough year for them. Not that any of the smaller corps can pull ahead.

Bullet Club is NJPW, right? I've not one care for Balor and his body paint.
 

Lord Zero

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Overheard at WWE headquarters in Stamford:

"Well, how bad is Bryan's neck, really?"

"You know, Hogan did say he was sorry."

"Flair seems like he's getting around pretty good, people like Flair"

"We can always say that Brock vs. Stone Cold was the plan all along. Ask Steve 'How much'?"

"Can't we do something with holograms like they did with Michael Jackson?"

"Maybe if we tell Punk we're really, really sorry and have Vince kiss his ass on Raw...."

"We could claim that we received a 'threat' and had to relocate the show to a reception hall."

"Tell Michael Hayes to start training and have a Brinks truck pull up to Kevin Von Erich's house and ask 'how much'?"

"Get Dixie Carter and whoever runs Sinclair Broadcasting on the phone, I have an idea."
"Does anybody here have Kevin Nash's cellphone number?"
"Maybe we should dust off the Corporate Ministry angle? Just a thought."
 
#17
I enjoyed the Wyatts taking out both Reigns and Lesnar to end Raw. I have no doubt that Bray won't win the Rumble, but having him and his family take out Lesnar when he's been unstoppable for over a year is great for them.
 

Foggy

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#18
I enjoyed the Wyatts taking out both Reigns and Lesnar to end Raw. I have no doubt that Bray won't win the Rumble, but having him and his family take out Lesnar when he's been unstoppable for over a year is great for them.
My prediction: Brock and Reigns squash the Wyatts in the Rumble match, they have a staredown and go after each other, Triple H sneaks up from behind and eliminates the two at the same time.

Reigns vs. HHH at Mania, bay-buh.
 
#19
My prediction: Brock and Reigns squash the Wyatts in the Rumble match, they have a staredown and go after each other, Triple H sneaks up from behind and eliminates the two at the same time.

Reigns vs. HHH at Mania, bay-buh.
Hoping for a standing 69 before HHH comes in.
 

Yesterdays Hero

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#20
Tammy Sytch porn this year. Couple decades late i think.
 

Biff Hardslab

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#22
The Rumble is the worst match to intro new talent. They are most likely going to lose the first match they wrestle in. Anyone thinking WWE is going to do anything but fuck up this Bullet Club acquisition is delusional. They will be mid carders doing jobs on Smackdown by April.
 

Yesterdays Hero

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#23
The Rumble is the worst match to intro new talent. They are most likely going to lose the first match they wrestle in. Anyone thinking WWE is going to do anything but fuck up this Bullet Club acquisition is delusional. They will be mid carders doing jobs on Smackdown by April.
AJS has always been destined for the mid card. Which is a goddam shame as he can really work.

Kevin Owens is great. As is Ambrose. My two favorite workers in the company right now.

And that Ending. Oof. That shit is some horrid painful writing right there.
 
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Biff Hardslab

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#24
I was hoping for a Daniel Bryan return at #30 after Triple H eliminates Reigns. Bryan eliminates HHH and somehow we get Bryan vs Lesnar for WM 32.

Nope.

Reigns vs HHH......pfft.
 

Ego

The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head
#25
My prediction: Brock and Reigns squash the Wyatts in the Rumble match, they have a staredown and go after each other, Triple H sneaks up from behind and eliminates the two at the same time.

Reigns vs. HHH at Mania, bay-buh.
Close. I'm thinking some kind of 3 way match at Mania. Reigns was cleanly eliminated from the match, but Brock wasn't. And since Ambrose was second to last, he should have more standing. So, maybe Reigns/Ambrose at Fastlane, with the winner to go against HHH and Brock at Wrestlemania
 
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