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30 Year Old Woman dies after drinking 10 liters of Coke a day

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by KRSOne, May 11, 2012.

  1. KRSOne

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    It has Diet on the label, it must be good for you.
     
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    By Coke did they mean cum?
     
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    10 liters is over 2 and 1/2 gallons.

    Anybody who drinks 2 and 1/2 gallons of anything a day deserves to die.
     
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    Where does it say diet?

    Oh, and welcome to 2 weeks ago.
     
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    Must be aspar...wait, 10 liters of Coca-Cola a day?

    Nice job at making yourself look like a moron fuck-tard!
     
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    10 liters is almost unfathomable to me. When I was 270 I would drink maybe 2 liters a day. 5 times that amount implies to me that she was just constantly drinking all day long. As people have said - that much of anything will kill you. 10 liters of water weigh about 20 lbs. About 55% of your body weight is water. So if she weighed, say, 200 lbs, she was drinking one fifth of the liquid weight in her body EVERY DAY. Your kidneys can't handle that kind of intake regardless of what it is.
     
  10. Danesy

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    I know I'm a Diet Coke addict, but I couldn't do that much a day. I have probably 3 20 oz bottles a day. I've had one today and it's been water ever since. But I am one of those people that constantly needs a beverage, I'm drinking something at all times. I don't know why that is.
     
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    If that was indeed the cause of her death, then the fact that it was Coke probably kept her alive longer than if she had been drinking water... Coke contains potassium.

    2 and 1/2 gallons/day goes to show how far she had to go whaling on the Coke before she diluted herself to death.
     
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    Probably for the same reason this lady drank 2 and 1/2 gallons of Coke/day... women are obsessive and dumb.
     
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    I feel bad for the kid who had to bag her groceries.
     
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    I feel bad for the coroner who had to bag her stupid carcass.
     
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    And men are judgemental assholes.

    ;p
     
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    she had so much, her hair was turning from blonde to black.
     
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    The OP consistently starts threads which make him look idiotic.

    However, since I now know its a troll account, it bothers me not.
     
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    Aw, pussycat. I wus only keeding.

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    Diabetes. :action-sm
     
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    Predicted stupid would make a thread on this. Don't even have to read his inane OP. She died from multiple causes. Says so in the story. She had a shitty food regimen, puked six times a week (look up 'frequent vomiting') combined with the 10 liters a day.

    Did she die from directly guzzling 10L a day? Nope.

    Not that Ol' Cunt Nugget will ever take notice of that. He's too busy knee jerking while swallowing the loads pumped forth from his Savior, Alex. Just nuzzling the balls gently while making a 'Umph' noise. Come to think of it, I'm willing to bet he doesn't swallow. He just opens his throat and esophagus, and it goes straight to his stomach, the amount of crap he believes.

    Hi Kirk. :D

    I thought for the longest time it was a Troll thing. But it's gone on for too long for it to be trolling. Can't be.
     
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    The reason it's so hard to just blankly accept him as a 100% troll (though obviously a lot of what he does is trolling) is that he puts so much effort into the character and maintaining the character.
     
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    "everybody's gotta die sometime, Red"
     
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    He could do so much better though.
     

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