5 Celebrities You Won't Believe Were Badass Soldiers

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Jimmy Stewart was all man. He would hang himself in shame had he lived long enough to see what Hollywood has to evolved into.
 

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The one I was impressed by was Buscemi. I never heard shit about that.
 

BIV

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Get the fuck off of my happy little obstacle!
 

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Ed Mc mahon was a marine
 

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Bob Ross was a First Sergeant? The painter?
 

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If you don't look good, I beat you with a stick.
 

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Also, I don't know if James Blunt ever got big in the US but he's one of those a pansy-ass singer-songwriter types who women flood their gussets over and buy his records by the truckload.

He's responsible for this atrocity:


Who would have thought that he was a Captain in the British Army and was stationed in Kosovo and apparently single-handedly prevented WWIII.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/how-james-blunt-saved-us-from-world-war-3-2134203.html

Man's got some balls to go with that girly voice, I'll give him that.
 

Norm Stansfield

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Also, I don't know if James Blunt ever got big in the US but he's one of those a pansy-ass singer-songwriter types who women flood their gussets over and buy his records by the truckload.

He's responsible for this atrocity:


Who would have thought that he was a Captain in the British Army and was stationed in Kosovo and apparently single-handedly prevented WWIII.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/how-james-blunt-saved-us-from-world-war-3-2134203.html

Man's got some balls to go with that girly voice, I'll give him that.
I was so happy that the article never mentioned fucking James Blunt. And then you showed up.
 

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one of the comics that come on the show commented on drew dragging them to fire bases in the middle of nowhere
 

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My dad fixed a lamp for Jimmy Stewart when he was in the Air Force. That was the highlight of his military career.
 

Don the Radio Guy

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Also firefighters and gang members aren't soldiers. Cracked really has let their standards slip from already low standards.
 

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Mark Twain almost joined the cavalry.

Fifty-two miles further on, near the head of Echo Canyon, we met
sixty United States soldiers from Camp Floyd. The day before, they had
fired upon three hundred or four hundred Indians, whom they supposed
gathered together for no good purpose. In the fight that had ensued,
four Indians were captured, and the main body chased four miles, but
nobody killed. This looked like business. We had a notion to get out
and join the sixty soldiers, but upon reflecting that there were four
hundred of the Indians, we concluded to go on and join the Indians.