Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Nov 28, 2012.
Fuck all of that wasteful therapy. We should just gas'em. The whole lot of 'em.
I think gay conversion therapy is pseudoscientific horse shit, but if it should be illegal, then so should raising your kids gender-neutral.
1. It doesn't work. The "science" behind it is entirely made-up and has been discredited many times or the course of many years.
2. It's psychologically damaging, especially to children and teens forced to undergo it against their will. (That's the part that should be illegal.)
3. The people who run camps dedicated to the practice are mostly homosexual or bisexual "converts" themselves. Make of that what you will.
4. The "success story" participants are lying to themselves.
5. It's just plain gay.
I would rather be gay than go to one of those shitty Christian camps. People who are that into religion are fucking frightening.
Send Fez until he repents from his E-vile desires.
What, do you want him talking about jesus for the five minuets of the show he talks on?
It worked for Kyledriver and now he is getting a podcast and doing pretty well for himself.
He'd probably stroke out as he loses his cherry to the counselor.
Conversion Therapy works. I have converted a straight black female into a male albino homosexual Eskimo and a hoarse into a duck using these techniques.
I run a camp that converts young black girls into fat and sassy women then I sell them to Time Warner Cable. It is a pretty sweet gig.
Sounds a lot like Traffic Enforcement Agents in NYC.
TWC is like the minor leagues before they get the call up to the traffic field. I have had a few niglets that are so black and so sassy that they go straight to the pros. Very rare though. I currently have one 5 star recruit who the traffic people are recruiting pretty hard. I don't think she is ready but we will see.
Single mom just brought me a new camper. I told her to get her things and go to to cabin 3. She said, "You best not tell me what to do."
I said, "You are gonna do very well here sweetie."
Can you convert me into a sassy black woman too? I've always wanted to be a judge in a movie.
Those are pretty big dreams my friend. I don't think you have what it takes. How many times a day do you move your head from side to side?
At least 15 times. (I actually do crack my neck a lot. I'm counting that.)
Not good enough. You would flunk out with the girls that exercise and have individual personalities. Losers, all of them.
This thread took an odd, if amusing, turn.
You can't just take me under your grotesquely overweight wing like a underdog boxing movie?
Whenever I get in a really promising camper, I tell the other counselors that this could be the one...we might just have the next Monique on our hands. You should have seen Monique in our Time Warner course, I have never seen anything like it. She was worth a 1000 Indians. A real natural.
A little test to see if you have any ability at all...What do I do if my cable box stops working?
Steal a new one?