'50 Craziest Celebrity Baby Names'

Simby19

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Oh how I love some of these

50 craziest celebrity baby names (in alphabetical order)

Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)
Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)
Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson
Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan
Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell
Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)
Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)
Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)
Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise
Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino
Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn
Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit
Liberty: Ryan Giggs
London Emilio: Slash
Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
Marquise: 50 Cent
Memphis Eve: Bono
Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)
Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)
Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)
Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy
Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)
Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)
Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith
Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell


http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article2130988.ece
 

Dopie Opie

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And Simby is a normal name ????
 

Warfarer

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Why is Brooklyn on this list? I actually know two girls named Brooklyn and there were a couple others on there that I wouldn't call whacky, but some of those names are just dooming their kids (like Audio Science...).
 

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Satchel and Tullulah are Old like 1920's names...
I have taken people to the hospital named Spontaneous, Listerine, and Carborundrum
 

Dopie Opie

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My sister has a friend who is named Lincoln, to go with his sisters, Mercedes and Porshe....


Anyone want to play guess the race ??
 

Simby19

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Ugh, why do parents try to make a statement and be different? The worst is when they spell common generic names differently. ie: Kaytie, Lyndsey
 

LiddyRules

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What about "SillyListsAreGayicus."
 

THE FEZ MAN

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i went to school with a girl named Sunday, i kind of liked it. pixie is cool too. realy who gives a shit about a name? if your good at what you do you could be named monkey ass, and still be successful
 

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Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

That Paula Yates sure gets around! :)
 

Mort

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I think Robert Rodriguez's kids names are pretty awesome. The only bad part is that they all start with the same initial.

There's a couple that don't really deserve to be up there, but it wouldn't be very cool to have a top 46 list, now would it?
 

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I think Robert Rodriguez's kids names are pretty awesome. The only bad part is that they all start with the same initial.
I was going to post that! If you're gonna give your kid a strange name, you have to go with a cool name. Rocket Rodriguez, just try to lead a boring life with a name like that.