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50 things to do before you turn 12

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  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://www.stylist.co.uk/life/one-f...hings-to-do-before-you-are-12#image-rotator-1
     
  2. Awful Me

    Awful Me I do it.

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    I did all except:


    10. Play conkers - WTF is conkers? Never heard of it.

    15. Go sledging - Never had enough snow for that.

    17. Set up a snail race - Why?

    30. Feed a bird from your hand - I shot birds, that should count.

    32. Find some frogspawn - wtf is frogspawn?

    33. Catch a butterfly in a net. - No, I'm straight.

    38. Bring up a butterfly - See above.




    Just call shit what it is:

    46. Try bouldering - rockclimbing, then yes.
    48. Try abseiling - rappelling, then yes.
    49. Find a geocache - Just call it Scavenger hunt assholes. yes too.
     
  3. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    See above
     
  4. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    .......
     
  5. Awful Me

    Awful Me I do it.

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    Ok, so I did conkers.

    And no, i've never looked for frog cum.
     
  6. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    You tied chestnuts to string and tried to break the other dude's chestnut? Really?
     
  7. hardhead

    hardhead Registered User

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    when i was a kid we called conker, nigga knockers
     
  8. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    The Top Gear guys did it with campers...

     
  9. crippledalbino

    crippledalbino The God of 42nd Street
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    I thought #1-49 would have been 'get away with molesting other 11 year olds.'
     
  10. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    What about playing a rousing match of mumblety-peg on the Ipswitch council pitch with the blokes from down 'round the estates till you're well and knackered?
     
  11. Turfmower

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    What the fuck is Try abseiling?
     
  12. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    Swallowing A guy named Abe's cumshots
     
  13. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    #51 blow your uncle
     
  14. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    what no beat your dick till it bleeds?
     
  15. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I believe the proper term is "Summon," and you need mystical powers to do so. But if you manage this, the world shall forever be at your disposal.

    I would have liked to build a den but my father wouldn't trust me to install an underground level onto the house. Christ, he didn't even trust me with power tools until... ... ... Point being...
     
  16. bb1mobile

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    They left out:

    Become the captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins.
     
  17. Awful Me

    Awful Me I do it.

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    That's 51. Did it daily.....I mean, do it daily.
     
  18. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    That's 52. 51 was find a porn stash in the woods.
     
  19. Absolutely

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    According to this I missed out on a lot. But I hate the outdoors...

    "Watch the sun wake up"?
    They've made watching a sunrise seem even more gay
     
  20. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Wait The fucking British have made a game out of eskimo yo yos? Holy Fuck what a retarded country! They're bolos for fuck sake, you go hunting with them!!!!
    I don't know about you guys...I was pre internet..when I was 11 my friends and I were obsessed with watching the girls in the ajacent locker room getting naked.
     

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