Discussion in 'Current Events' started by the Streif, Mar 10, 2013.
Ban SUV's, guardrails, and ponds!!
Yeah, a pool and a pond.
Pond would be good for you though.
One of my worst fears is being in a car that is sinking. Thats why I always have my knife with a window breaker on it's handle.
You are more likely to be attacked by a large-antlered herbivore. Just sayin'.
Now she's cold and extremely reserved.
Teenagers shouldn't be allowed to drive underwater.
Bulllllshit! The survivors must've somehow managed to jump out before the SUV hit the water. Come on, mannn.
and now she's a drown.
She turned that frown upside down.
More proof a smile makes a poor umbrella/life jacket
Or turn blue.
They can't swim OR drive. Huh.
And was known about town.
And now it comes out that the SUV was stolen. Ban stealing!
At least they didn't die from dehydration. that would really suck, being thirsty all the time with a parched mouth and bad breath
We only need to ban assault stealing.
There's no reason for anyone to own a vehicle that can hold more than 4 passengers. It's perfectly reasonable to drive 3 other people to your destination and then go back and reload the vehicle with more passengers.
If you ban high-capacity vehicles, then only criminals will have school buses and clown cars.
Removing high-capacity vehicles and automatic transmission will make the roads safer for everyone. Your racism towards clowns is disgusting. They don't all wear baggy pants and spray seltzer in drive-by attacks, you know.
This country was founded on the right to own clown cars and school buses.
The clowns that don't never call out the clowns that do. A clown would NEVER throw a pie in a man's face, right? Behave, clown.
look, all i know is that they all look alike to me
We also need to get rid of options that make them more deadly. Really, does anyone need a retractable top or a muffler?
But the duck might eat the grain!
Ban electric windows. They don't work under water.
This line didn't get the recognition it deserved.