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6 Teens Killed and 2 Injured in SUV Crash!!

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by the Streif, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Ban SUV's, guardrails, and ponds!!
     
  2. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Yeah, a pool and a pond.

    Pond would be good for you though.
     
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  3. KaraBoo

    KaraBoo Small but very deadly south american tree frog.

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    One of my worst fears is being in a car that is sinking. Thats why I always have my knife with a window breaker on it's handle.
     
  4. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    You are more likely to be attacked by a large-antlered herbivore. Just sayin'.
     
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  5. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Now she's cold and extremely reserved.
     
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  6. Stig

    Stig Wackbag's New Favorite Heel

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    Teenagers shouldn't be allowed to drive underwater.
     
  7. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Bulllllshit! The survivors must've somehow managed to jump out before the SUV hit the water. Come on, mannn.
     
  8. Edible Napalm

    Edible Napalm Powers are for the weak.

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    and now she's a drown.
     
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  9. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    She turned that frown upside down.
     
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  10. Edible Napalm

    Edible Napalm Powers are for the weak.

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    More proof a smile makes a poor umbrella/life jacket
     
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  11. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Or turn blue.
     
  12. Mags

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    They can't swim OR drive. Huh.
     
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  13. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    And was known about town.
     
  14. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    And now it comes out that the SUV was stolen. Ban stealing!
     
  15. jrsaint

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    At least they didn't die from dehydration. that would really suck, being thirsty all the time with a parched mouth and bad breath
     
  16. Lord Zero

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    We only need to ban assault stealing.
     
  17. tysonpunchinguterus

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    There's no reason for anyone to own a vehicle that can hold more than 4 passengers. It's perfectly reasonable to drive 3 other people to your destination and then go back and reload the vehicle with more passengers.
     
  18. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    If you ban high-capacity vehicles, then only criminals will have school buses and clown cars.
     
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  19. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    Removing high-capacity vehicles and automatic transmission will make the roads safer for everyone. Your racism towards clowns is disgusting. They don't all wear baggy pants and spray seltzer in drive-by attacks, you know.
     
  20. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    This country was founded on the right to own clown cars and school buses.
    The clowns that don't never call out the clowns that do. A clown would NEVER throw a pie in a man's face, right? Behave, clown.
     
  21. jrsaint

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    look, all i know is that they all look alike to me
     
  22. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    We also need to get rid of options that make them more deadly. Really, does anyone need a retractable top or a muffler?
     
  23. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    But the duck might eat the grain!
     
  24. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 Sailing into the Danger Zone...
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    Ban electric windows. They don't work under water.
     
  25. Wrecktum

    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    This line didn't get the recognition it deserved.
     
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