6 Things Rich People Need to Stop Saying…

lajikal

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#3
Cracked.com writers are a bunch a' fags.
 

Creasy Bear

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#4
1 Thing Poor People Need to Stop Doing...

1. Bitching about rich people.
 

Lord Zero

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#7
1 Thing Poor People Need to Stop Doing...

1. Bitching about rich people.
Let me add a few.

2. Avoiding responsibility for their poverty.

3. Voting for people who promise to punish the rich.

4. Being poor.
 

Stig

Making America So Great You Won't Believe It.
#8
Let me add a few.

2. Avoiding responsibility for their poverty.

3. Voting for people who promise to punish the rich.

4. Being poor.
5. Thinking that raising the minimum wage won't just push the price of everything farther out of your reach.
 

Creasy Bear

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#10
8. Assuming that rich people don't pay "their fair share" of taxes because of "loopholes", "write-offs", and "offshore accounts".

9. Living in clusters.
 

Lord Zero

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#11
10. Bursting into flames when coming into contact with job applications.
 

Stig

Making America So Great You Won't Believe It.
#12
11. Being visible to fancy people.
 

Creasy Bear

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#13
12. Disgusting and depressing me.
 

whiskeyguy

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#19
15. Acting like they deserve rights.
 

transit grinder

Baglin' with the Sex
#23
Seanbaby's articles are good. Not exactly high praise, but he was the best thing about the old EGM magazines.
 

Lord Zero

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#24
18. Writing and recording parody songs in between air conditioner repair jobs.
 

ruckstande

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#25
19. Participating in eating contests instead of finding a job.
 
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