Discussion in 'Classic Opie & Anthony General Discussion' started by stellarcomics, Mar 5, 2012.
Great shitter website:
No they shouldn't.
Yeah, it certainly belongs in the shitter.
Cracked.com writers are a bunch a' fags.
1 Thing Poor People Need to Stop Doing...
1. Bitching about rich people.
Right fellas!?! ^5
lol. Gimme those ribs, you.
Let me add a few.
2. Avoiding responsibility for their poverty.
3. Voting for people who promise to punish the rich.
4. Being poor.
5. Thinking that raising the minimum wage won't just push the price of everything farther out of your reach.
7. Smelling like failure.
8. Assuming that rich people don't pay "their fair share" of taxes because of "loopholes", "write-offs", and "offshore accounts".
9. Living in clusters.
10. Bursting into flames when coming into contact with job applications.
11. Being visible to fancy people.
12. Disgusting and depressing me.
13. Being cunts.
I avoid any website that puts articles that could easily be on one page on multiple pages, for the sake of inflating clicks.
Pick my cotton
15. Acting like they deserve rights.
No. It's not.
16. Not dying of a plague.
17. Going on radio shows
Seanbaby's articles are good. Not exactly high praise, but he was the best thing about the old EGM magazines.
18. Writing and recording parody songs in between air conditioner repair jobs.
19. Participating in eating contests instead of finding a job.