6 Things Rich People Need to Stop Saying…

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Cracked.com writers are a bunch a' fags.
 

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1 Thing Poor People Need to Stop Doing...

1. Bitching about rich people.
 

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"I do"

Right fellas!?! ^5
 

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Let me add a few.

2. Avoiding responsibility for their poverty.

3. Voting for people who promise to punish the rich.

4. Being poor.
5. Thinking that raising the minimum wage won't just push the price of everything farther out of your reach.
 

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8. Assuming that rich people don't pay "their fair share" of taxes because of "loopholes", "write-offs", and "offshore accounts".

9. Living in clusters.
 

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10. Bursting into flames when coming into contact with job applications.
 

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11. Being visible to fancy people.
 

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African americans
 

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Seanbaby's articles are good. Not exactly high praise, but he was the best thing about the old EGM magazines.
 

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18. Writing and recording parody songs in between air conditioner repair jobs.
 

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19. Participating in eating contests instead of finding a job.