6-year-old judges books by their covers

Norm Stansfield

Moby Dick
"I’ve heard about it before but I have no idea what it is about. I think that on the cover it is an inside out whale (so it’s gross). The book is all about a whale whose name is Moby Dick. "
No, it's not, you dumb twat. The whale is just a symbol of man's destructive obsession with assigning arbitrary moral qualities to nature.