7/7/07 Post your luck

distortion9

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Anyone doing any gambling Saturday?
 

roche

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I came here looking for intelligent conversation. ;)
 

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lotto
 

Beeman99

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I haven't died yet
one day you will take your motorized blow up doll into the shower and it'll be game over johnny.

or you could get some pussy
 

CM Mark

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one day you will take your motorized blow up doll into the shower and it'll be game over johnny.

or you could get some pussy
You really are a hurtful person. has anyone ever told you that before? Or do they all just keep quiet so that you don't sic your bees on them? :action-sm
 

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You really are a hurtful person. has anyone ever told you that before? Or do they all just keep quiet so that you don't sic your bees on them? :action-sm
:D

and I wasn't trying to be hurtful, it's just something I could see you doing.
 

CM Mark

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:D

and I wasn't trying to be hurtful, it's just something I could see you doing.
I know you weren't trying to be hurtful.

If I actually had a motorized sex doll, yeah, I probably would. But it would be as an act of suicide, not trying to get laid by my doll in the shower.




































Dear god I need to get laid again. Holy shit I'm pathetic.
 

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I know you weren't trying to be hurtful.

If I actually had a motorized sex doll, yeah, I probably would. But it would be as an act of suicide, not trying to get laid by my doll in the shower.




































Dear god I need to get laid again. Holy shit I'm pathetic.

my grandparents own a shitload of sex stores here in Alberta, and they can't keep the sex dolls in stock, so apparently you aren't alone.
 

roche

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If I actually had a motorized sex doll, yeah, I probably would.
Motorized Sex Doll? Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. :icon_bigg
 

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Motorized Sex Doll? Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. :icon_bigg
Hey, I didn't say it first, Beeman did. See?

one day you will take your motorized blow up doll into the shower and it'll be game over johnny.

or you could get some pussy
 

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Hey, I didn't say it first, Beeman did. See?
well, it's true, there are motorized blow up dolls with electric cunts and mouths, like you didn't know that Roche.
 

roche

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well, it's true, there are motorized blow up dolls with electric cunts and mouths, like you didn't know that Roche.
I am still waiting for my copy of the newsletter. :icon_cry:
 

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Got a nice blow job at 8:30 this AM and going to old timer day around 11:30 over at the ballyard in the Bronx...Does this count as luck ??
 

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We are going to bang a couple 10 years younger than us at a Long Island house party tonight... we've never done them before, but hear they are awesome...
 

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my luck has already started, tigers smashed the red sox, hopefull this can continue and i'll have a lucky weekend
 

Mort

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I'm one of those asses that's getting married today. Its not superstiscious (sp?) or anything like that, I just wanted a day I could remember, and since my birthday is on a Tuesday this year, that was out.

So I hope its lucky. I'd hate to pay for a divorce.
 
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