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83 Year Old Woman Walks Into Glass at Apple Store, Sues For 1 Million Dollars

moviemogul

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http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/03/25/octegenarian-sues-apple-for-collision-related-injury/


NEW YORK(CBSNewYork) – A Queens woman is suing Apple for $1,000,000 after smashing her face on a glass door at a Long Island Apple Store.

Evelyn Paswall, 83, claims that the glass doors at the front of Apple Stores pose a risk to the elderly.

Paswall’s attorney Derek T. Smith told the Post that,“Apple wants to be cool and modern and have the type of architecture that would appeal to the tech crowd, but on the other hand, they have to appreciate the danger that this high-tech modern architecture poses to some people.”

Paswall claims that she didn’t realize that she was walking into a wall of glass as she approached the store, and says that she broke her nose as a result of the collision.

Her suit claims that “The defendant was negligent . . . in allowing a clear, see-through glass wall and/or door to exist without proper warning.”

As of Saturday warning strips had been posted on the glass at Apples Manhasset store.
FWIW, if you aren't looking inside a glass door store, it's possible to walk into the glass. But to break your nose, that's odd.

I guess she Better Call Saul!
 

mascan42

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they have to appreciate the danger that this high-tech modern architecture poses to some people.
I hate these new-fangled inventions. In my day, if we wanted a window, we just punched a hole in the cave wall, we didn't bother with this fancy-schmancy glass.
 

LiddyRules

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Did anyone else read "Apple wants to be cool and modern and have the type of architecture that would appeal to the tech crowd," and imagine Kirk saying it?
 

Voodoo Ben

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it's usually funny when that happens.

[video=youtube;XXoM_9aEgtg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXoM_9aEgtg[/video]
 

Hog's Big Ben

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Evelyn Paswall, 83, claims that the glass doors at the front of Apple Stores pose a risk to the moronic.
Fixed. Did this dumb cunt think gypsies had set up a huge open air flea market with millions of dollars worth of electronics for sale? You can't possibly make it to 83 without understanding the concept of glass.


As of Saturday warning strips had been posted on the glass at Apples Manhasset store.
Cunt walked into the door in December. Steve Jobs died in October, and those warning strips were there back then. Do some actual research, shitty "journalist."

 
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