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95 Year Old Woman Revels She Was Hilter's Food Taster

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Voodoo Ben, Apr 26, 2013.

  1. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    full story here:
    http://news.yahoo.com/hitlers-food-taster-tells-poisoning-fears-150032362.html
     
  2. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    I guess she didn't taste the bullet before it entered Adolf's head.
     
  3. tattered

    tattered Uber-Aryan
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    Or the cyanide before he bit the capsule then shot himself

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  4. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Or the kosher meal on the plane trip to Brazil.
     
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  5. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Wonder if she had to endure his gassers... apparently he had a sour stomach all the time.
     
  6. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    He went from giving the whole of Europe a sound thrashing to being driven underground. No doubt he had an upset tummy.
     
  7. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Wish I could remember the documentary I watched where it purported his later "wacky actions/behaviors" were due to the final stages of syphilis...
     
  8. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    she was then arrested and is scheduled to be tried for her war crimes
     
  9. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Have several large Negroids give her the whole shebang.
     
  10. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    That would be a hebang..
     
  11. tattered

    tattered Uber-Aryan
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    The Fatal Attraction of Adolf Hitler
    It was having both syphilis and parkansins (sp?)

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  12. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    and there was another documentary called "High Hitler" that said Hitler was addicted to amphetamine's, secretly given to him by his personal doctor. which they said also explains why he was so wacked out towards the end.
     
  13. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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  14. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    God bless her for doing her part in the great war.
     
  15. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    They never caught Hitler's pool guy either.
     
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