A Christmas Story 2???? Fuck this shit

MayrMeninoCrash

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I thought it was a joke, but there's a trailer too.


Excuse me while I go stab my eyeballs out. A big hearty FUCK YOU Hollywood for feeling the need to make this shit as a sequel to a classic.
 

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Wasn't there a Charles Groden movie that was allegedly a sequel? I think it was called It Runs in the Family.
 

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No one is creative in Hollywood anymore. Pathetic.

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Hollywood- buttfucking our childhoods since 1999.
 

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Wasn't there a Charles Groden movie that was allegedly a sequel? I think it was called It Runs in the Family.

Yes. It was called It Runs In the Family, but was changed to My Summer Story when the Kirk Douglas/Michael Douglas snooze fest came out. I actually own it and while it's certainly nowhere NEAR as good as A Christmas Story, it's not horrific. Plus, it's got not one but TWO Culkins. That's just Culkinriffic right there.
 

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No doubt it will suck ten acres of cock, but its existence means nothing to me.

Until the day comes that it is shoehorned into the all day Christmas Story marathons they do on various channels on Christmas.
 

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Some writers have no sense of decency.
 

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They're really eager to re-hash the same damn jokes and moments for another movie. It looks abysmal, especially with all the "Official sequel" nonsense thrown in.
 

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There was also a Christmas Vacation 2. It was terrible.
That piece of shit currently holds the record for fastest return to its Netflix envelope and the mailbox, 17 minutes after the start.

From watching the trailer, Christmas Story 2 has "Brady Bunch Variety Hour" bad written all over it.
 

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My favorite thing about Christmas Vacation 2 is that I'm almost sure it wasn't meant to be a Christmas movie. There were only three references to Christmas, and two of those occurred in the at-home scenes, which could have been easily filmed afterward.
 

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From watching the trailer, Christmas Story 2 has "Brady Bunch Variety Hour" bad written all over it.
I'll admit I chuckled over Santa saying "you waited 2 hours in line for a slinky?" (paraphrased)

But the other parts (the leg lamp, Aunt Clara's goofy gift, Randy getting dressed for school) were just cringe inducing.