I would gladly take the second pic over the first. Look at the length of the horn on the bull's right side, then compare to the amount you can see on his left side. There is a bunch of horn in that guy. Then look at the shape of the right horn and imagine the same shape on the left horn. It is either coming out of his baggage or running down inside his thigh. I would happily limp for a few weeks over that wound.
Like Bad Santa said, You ain't gonna shit right for a week.