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A HUGE Shoutout to Otis Elevator Comapany:

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  1. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    I was in an Otis elevator back in January with my best friend and my three kids. The elevator malfunctioned and plummeted five stories. My best friend and three kids all died. I have severe injuries to my back and legs, it is 50/50 if I ever walk again. But the good news is Otis is paying my hospital and physical therapy bills and giving me free elevator rides for the rest of my pathetic life, so all is good.
     
  2. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    This is why I will only ride in Thyssenkrup elevators.
     
  3. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    Good for you for not being selfish and suing them. You're one of the good ones, 'Shucker.
     
  4. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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  5. afternoonquil

    afternoonquil Apology Ostrich

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    I don't trust elevators or escaladers.

    Pretty much missed a whole 3 Double D show (3 doors down) because i had to bum rush the ground floor security guards at Brendan byrne arena and crowd surf to my seats.
     
  6. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Yeah, I thought it was "the right thing" to do. Too many law suits going on, and I did not want to ruin the guy's life who last inspected it.
     
  7. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    I blame the Jews
    (Otis is a Jew name)
     
  8. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    You wanna fight me, Shucker? 'Cause that's what I'm hearing. Go on. Accept my challenge, coward. I'll even put you up in the most expensive hotel in your city. This is totally a good idea and is 100% NOT insane.
     
  9. Jacuzzi Billy

    Jacuzzi Billy Watching PTI
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    I'd take 4 otis elevators over 4 subarus.
     
  10. Buster H

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