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A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to a wizard to make him invisible

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Chino Kapone, Feb 25, 2013.

  1. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    http://factualfacts.com/funny-facts...paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/









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  2. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Real rocket scientist there.
     
  3. gorram

    gorram ;)

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    Ban whizardry, we need to protect the stupid.
     
  4. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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  5. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    I think he may have taken a $500 loss on his investment. I won't know for sure until I consult with the oracle.
     
  6. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Sounds reasonable to me.
     
  7. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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  8. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Fuck this reporter. How does he know the sorcerer was fake? At least say "allegedly fake sorcerer."
     
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  9. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Everyone knows you don't wear the spells. You have to read them from the menu. The spell gets destroyed than you go to the magic tab and equip it.
     
  10. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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  11. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    He ran out of Mana on his way to the bank.
     
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  12. South Jersey

    South Jersey I told you so ... too

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    Should contact the "Shame On You " people!
     
  13. THRILLHO

    THRILLHO Registered User

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    That's one light skinned savage.
     
  14. Neon

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    Iranians are light skinned. Iran is already pretty close to the Caucuses (Caucuses = Caucasian). In fact, the Aryans that the Nazis aspired to be were the ancient Iranians (Aryan = Iran). So they are probably the whitest people in the entire Muslim world. Still, even for an Iranian, that guy could totally be Billy Bob from some trailer park in Alabama.
     
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  15. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Greatest. Mugshot. Ever.
     
  16. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    pretty sure this is old
     
  17. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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  18. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Nobody beats me because I'm the Wiz!
     
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  19. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    I thought it might be, but I looked at the post date and it was January this year.
     
  20. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Wonder what he is gonna get for trying to stick up a bank... like in Iran just for caught for drinking you get:

    Article 174:
    The punishment for intoxication is 80 lashes for both men and women.

    Article 176:
    When flogging is carried out, the man being flogged shall be in a standing
    position and be bared except for his genitals, whereas the woman being flogged shall be seated and her clothing
    tightly bound to her body.


    Note. The face and head and genitals of the condemned shall not be struck by the lashes
    during flogging.
     
  21. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Mighty white of them.
     
  22. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Found this charming one going through their penal code:

    Article 487:
    Section 6. Blood money for the aborted fetus which has taken in the humanspirit shall be paid in full if it is male, one-half if it is female, and three-quarters if its gender is in doubt.

    http://mehr.org/Islamic_Penal_Code_of_Iran.pdf
     
  23. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Bobo would deemed a 3/4 at birf.
     
  24. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Or this one... owsie...

    Article 478:
    If a man’s reproductive organ is severed from the circumcision line or lower he shall be entitled to his full blood money, otherwise the amount of blood money shall be proportional to the size of the severed part.





    Its 2013 right?
     
  25. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Why would Muslims clip the cawk, thought they liked them uncut?
     

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