A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to a wizard to make him invisible

Chino Kapone

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http://factualfacts.com/funny-facts...paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/


Never trust strangers. That is something most of us were taught by our parents or guardians at an early stage of our life, especially if the stranger says he is a sorcerer who can turn you invisible whilst you rob a bank!

Unfortunately, for one man in Iran, he made the mistake of trusting a fake sorcerer who convinced him that he was invisible and could rob a bank safely. The man explained to the court that he had paid five million rials (just under £290) to a wizard imposter, who in return gave him a set of spells to tie to his arm. The fake sorcerer explained to him that the spells would make him invisible, and that he could then rob banks all he wanted.





The man’s ill-fated attempt to rob the bank started to go wrong after he entered the bank and started randomly snatching money from the hands of customers, before they decided to act quickly and overpower the ill-fated thief.
The man told the court, ‘I made a mistake. I understand now what a big trick was played on me.’








 
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Ban whizardry, we need to protect the stupid.
 

Lord Zero

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I think he may have taken a $500 loss on his investment. I won't know for sure until I consult with the oracle.
 

LiddyRules

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Unfortunately, for one man in Iran, he made the mistake of trusting a fake sorcerer
Fuck this reporter. How does he know the sorcerer was fake? At least say "allegedly fake sorcerer."
 

Psychopath

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Everyone knows you don't wear the spells. You have to read them from the menu. The spell gets destroyed than you go to the magic tab and equip it.
 

Neon

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That's one light skinned savage.
Iranians are light skinned. Iran is already pretty close to the Caucuses (Caucuses = Caucasian). In fact, the Aryans that the Nazis aspired to be were the ancient Iranians (Aryan = Iran). So they are probably the whitest people in the entire Muslim world. Still, even for an Iranian, that guy could totally be Billy Bob from some trailer park in Alabama.
 
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Wonder what he is gonna get for trying to stick up a bank... like in Iran just for caught for drinking you get:

Article 174:
The punishment for intoxication is 80 lashes for both men and women.

Article 176:
When flogging is carried out, the man being flogged shall be in a standing
position and be bared except for his genitals, whereas the woman being flogged shall be seated and her clothing
tightly bound to her body.


Note. The face and head and genitals of the condemned shall not be struck by the lashes
during flogging.
 
Dec 8, 2004
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Found this charming one going through their penal code:

Article 487:
Section 6. Blood money for the aborted fetus which has taken in the humanspirit shall be paid in full if it is male, one-half if it is female, and three-quarters if its gender is in doubt.

http://mehr.org/Islamic_Penal_Code_of_Iran.pdf
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Dec 8, 2004
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Or this one... owsie...

Article 478:
If a man’s reproductive organ is severed from the circumcision line or lower he shall be entitled to his full blood money, otherwise the amount of blood money shall be proportional to the size of the severed part.





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