A suggestion to my neighbor

Jul 13, 2006
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I have a very naive young lady (approx 18/19yr old) that has moved next to me in my apartment building.

I have heard on occassion her arguments with her scrawny baby boyfriend where she will kick him out because he's being a dick to her and that he cheated on her.

She's dumb enough to keep taking him back over and over. He's a fucking punk. I cursed at him tonight while I walked to my apartment after getting back from work.

I was almost to my door and I saw a Sonic cup fly from the porch area of the apartment next to me out into the yard. So, I walked onto the grass, picked up the cup, walked over to the porch where I saw two young faggoty looking teenagers, I threw the cup at the one standing up and told him," You seem to have dropped this. That's pretty fucking trashy of you man." He didn't say fuck to me though while I walked to my door. I wish he would have tried to start something so I could stomp his face onto the concrete but unfortunately I don't look like the most pleasant person to fuck with and he held his tongue.

So, I will pen a letter that I will give to my neighbor advising her to break up with that piece of garbage because she's far too young to put up with the trash drama that she goes through dealing with such an absent-minded child of a boyfriend.

If he has an issue with it then I sure hope he knocks on my door to speak with me.

If he tries shit then I will definitely make sure I am not initiating anything. I can't be arrested for assaulting someone for my licensing purposes, so it has to be self-defense. I lift more on my curling bar than this motherfucker weighs so I hope he has health insurance.
 

justifyyourgarb

You drab South Bend cocksuckers are all the same.
Mar 15, 2007
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This sounds just like this broad who used to live below me with her piece of
shit boyfriend. One night, me and my roomate look outside and see her getting the shit kicked out of her. We ran downstairs to subdue him, and she called the cops on him. The next day, they were outside and they were all lovey-dovey and shit. Two weeks later, she was getting the shit kicked out of her again, for not bringing him McDonalds. Not shitting you. This time, we just looked out the window and fucking laughed. How many times should you try to intercede with someone who keeps acting fucking stupid.
Some broads get off on that shit, man.
 

FredThe4thMic

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Camera's man.
Hidden Camerras.
That, or audio recording.
But, definately a camera.
Then you tube it.
VIRAL!
 

LiddyRules

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Do you work at a grocery store by any chance?
 
Jan 6, 2006
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Thanks for sharing? :icon_conf
 
Jan 25, 2006
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Yeah, junior year of college me and 2 friends lived in a duplex, and the girls below us were about 20. They were from some hayseed town, and actually moved there because they all had warrants and "people looking for them". So you know of course they attract the best of men.

Every single night there were fucking white trash Eminem type DOUCHES going in and out, and of course none of them worked or went to school, so why shouldn't they be partying at 4am on a Tuesday. Once a week there'd be the old screaming match and fist fights between the guys. I can't fight anyone, so I was kind of helpless. We lived above though, and one night during the 4 am wake up I decided to bodyslam my roommates punching bag on the floor of the livingroom.


Apparently that knocked their ceiling fan and light fixture down onto one of the guys, who promptly came banging on our thankfully locked door.
I was proud of myself.
I was told "Someone really could have been hurt" :( Waa waa

As for you... She's like 18 or 19? How old is this "Baby boyfriend?"15?
I could probably handle a 15 year old emo skater punk, especially if he was throwing trash on my shit.
I wouldn't mind breaking an emo kid's nose.
 
Jul 13, 2006
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How old is this "Baby boyfriend?"15?
He's about 18. He just looks like a fucking highschool kid. That's why I called him a baby. I guess he thinks he's big enough to pick on his girlfriend and act like a child but he sure as fuck isn't big enough to pick on a man.

I'd bet you money that even if I tried to get him to do something that he wouldn't approach me.

I will be going on a trip this week and I will be carrying a few things to my vehicle for transport. If he is around and sees me with some of that said shit then I could probably even fuck his girlfriend and he still wouldn't say shit to me hahahahahahaha
 

Glenn Dandy

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Dont get involved... she probably loves the bullshit.


but the littering! I woulda killed that lil fuck... Im not being funny. I fucking hate litterers. Ive drug kids to trash cans by the ear.
 

Plunkies

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Jun 28, 2006
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Are you really going to write a letter?
 

Sinn Fein

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#12
Sounds to me like you want to put the wood to your neighbor... This boyfriend interferes, and needs to be cor-rected.
 

Creasy Bear

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Sweet Jeebus... mind your own business, Travis Bickle.

The reason the dumb bitch keeps taking the dipshit back is because she's a... wait for it... dumb bitch.

If you want to bang the dumb bitch, go over and ask her to bang you... stop with the Robin Hood nonsense already.
 

poppAwoody

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Dont get involved... she probably loves the bullshit.


but the littering! I woulda killed that lil fuck... Im not being funny. I fucking hate litterers. Ive drug kids to trash cans by the ear.
yea I have seen people throw shit out their cars lately, I don't know wtf but I am gonna go postal soon, I hate that shit
 

LiddyRules

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No, I work for American Broadcasting Company (ABC).
Nobody remembers that poor guy from Buffalo when it was just me, him and like 10 other people paying $2/month.
 

cozzie

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Aug 7, 2005
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Nobody remembers that poor guy from Buffalo when it was just me, him and like 10 other people paying $2/month.
was about to give you props on the earlier post, then saw this one . So waiting on the other 9 to chime in.

great reference
 

Zona992006

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This sounds just like this broad who used to live below me with her piece of
shit boyfriend. One night, me and my roomate look outside and see her getting the shit kicked out of her. We ran downstairs to subdue him, and she called the cops on him. The next day, they were outside and they were all lovey-dovey and shit. Two weeks later, she was getting the shit kicked out of her again, for not bringing him McDonalds. Not shitting you. This time, we just looked out the window and fucking laughed. How many times should you try to intercede with someone who keeps acting fucking stupid.
Some broads get off on that shit, man.
Dude, your signature clip is from ong Bak...great freaking movie!
 
Mar 2, 2005
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#7 here. and stay out of it . let the dumb cunt learn life the hardway if she wants, for some chicks its the only way life.
 

Haeder

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was about to give you props on the earlier post, then saw this one . So waiting on the other 9 to chime in.

great reference
#4 checking in.

She was screwing a military man while he managed the dairy department - earning him the nickname "the pussy".

Miss $2/month, George Carlin over and over instead of commercials, four hour show with one break O&A. They were the best.